not users arguing with the blocked account bot in replies lmaoooo

terror

everyone’s laughing at me

i was hoping that when they got up there they’d discover that it was no moon but a space station, and then earth is destroyed

both bsky and reddit shitting the bed today what am i supposed to do go outside and enjoy a sunny spring day???

leaving gifts for the trees and their faeries 🧚 ✨

you heard it folks

< to the tune of bananarama cruel summer > 🎶 it’s a good, good friday 🎶

if miles davis were alive today he’d be using grok instead of a trumpet

just another wednesday afternoon

everything is so fucking scary right now

The world is stupid, but I just watched a squirrel break into a car in the parking lot below me, steal a package of crackers, and escape to a nearby tree. So at least somebody is winning.

don’t worry tony v will have them whipped into shape by homecoming

when are we going to talk about bader’s serious cake

why not

i’m sure the san francisco giants will lighten my mood

i am so mad

i am so angry at my landlords and maintenance. literally six months waiting for my heater to be replaced. they finally - finally!! - replace it yesterday but FORGOT THE THERMOSTAT and said they would install it first thing today. well guess what? “we can’t do it today”

someone give me thousands of dollars so I can buy new clothes for spring/summer

Nation Already Sick Of Baseball https://theonion.com/nation-already-sick-of-baseball-1819576307/

Judge, Skenes, Webb all eating shit on Opening Day. The Curse of Team USA is in effect

“no kings!” dems: “not so fast!!”

gen x on gen x violence wtf has even happened to my generation

should we teach them how to drink out of a hose too??

0-162

judge cooked

welcome to all my new followers from the trans digital artists starter pack!! whoops, it’s all baseball!!

yeah, that's kinda how i feel about the country right now, good job

season over

first “giants threaten but do not score” of the season 🎉

i do not like my team being involved with “events”

happy opening day!! ready for another .500 season!!!!!! #sfgiants

twitch streaming now at twitch.tv/pennyyells

seems legit

look at this baby beaver and feel better briefly (@ wildheartrescue on TT)

anyway

it’s a beautiful day for a middle aged goth woman to be outside for a very short time

just overheard: “cherry blossoms are such a white person thing”

🗣️ GO SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BANDS pick up some merch, have a good time, support artists, connect with other people who have a similar taste in music

< me listening to “je t'aime moi non plus” > ny post: is séa gothman a fascist??

chuck norris was one of those things growing up all the “other” boys absolutely flipped over and i was like…ok? why do they like him? because he fights? it’s another example of being alienated from “boyhood.” something i wouldn’t completely understand for another 35-40 years.

séa is the only one who has her shit together at work example # 12,375,001

subsidizing adobe’s ai bullshit i don’t use for $70/mo sounds great to me 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

i never stopped calling it 39th

just another wednesday afternoon