I’ve decided I’m done doing things that require me to be awake before 6am

I wish everyone who drives slowly in the fast lane specifically on interstate 5 a very Stop That sincerely, girl who spent 12 and a half hours driving today and is about to collapse

this is before today's giants game inevitably gets lost by the bullpen but jesus christ it's like vitello's actively trying to make the worst bullpen moves he can think of every time

he would like your attention please

lesbiab,,,

BOOOOOOOOOOO

guys…

hello san francisco giants. don’t ask me about the score.

HELP i am SO GAY aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Transitioning feels like this

wow that’s weird it’s not june anymore but I’m still so gay

wow that’s weird it’s not june anymore but I’m still so gay

if I refuse to acknowledge this is happening it can’t hurt me right

hello mike grier have you considered Not Doing That

5 years 7mm for mason marchment is so much, yikes also this only makes the problem of how to get bystedt and musty playing time even more relevant, unless there are more trades in the works

Landen Roupp do even just one singular thing at a remotely competent level challenge, difficulty impossible

okay why did every person in the bay area decide they need to be in a toy store at the same time on a random tuesday

how come so few of my friends are in relationships. it’s messed up. I keep wanting to lesbianpost at people but I don’t want them to feel sad about it

would anyone like a small handful of bats

girls are cool and I like them. thank you for coming to my ted talk

Putting the swedish national anthem on my song a day playlist for today because ivar stenberg is a san jose shark 🫡

I look away for a few minutes and we TRADE UP FOR RYAN LIN LETS FRICKING GO mike grier is a wizard holy crap

ok so this is maybe the best case scenario for the sharks?? like realistic best case scenario I mean. heck yeah!!!

I've never been so relieved for an exceptional player to come off the board right before the sharks pick

DAXON RUDOLPH AT 4?????? okay okay hear me out. Rangers take bjork at 5 and mike grier trade up to 6

omg ivar stenburg hiiiiiiiiii :) and omg laila edwards hiiiii :)

help I had a dream that igor chernyshov got traded and I woke up convinced it had happened and it was so sad

and today I am so thankful that mike grier is good at his job. jesus christ kyle davidson what on earth are you doing lmao

wait. no. mike grier don’t do it. don’t trade the second overall pick to the blues for the 11th, 15th, and 16th picks. no. don’t do it. (this is so extremely speculative on several levels but like. no. please.)

Crazy how it can go from “buster posey should step down to save his Good At Baseball image” to “buster posey sucks in every way” in like ten days

william eklund is gone aaaaaaaaaa :(

if you want ekkie you’ll need to get through every single member of the sharks fanbase first >:( and also give us a good defenseman. also that. I like jordan spence but he’s not quite william eklund

why would they make a girl who gets this sleepy. and then have her live 400 miles from her girlfriend. for why.

is he stupid, or

I mean it’s easy to say this, but fire vitello, and posey, and minasian, and every other member of the organization who knew. trade every participating player, or dfa them. want your queer fans back? make it blatantly obvious that you want us back.

why would they make a girl who gets this sleepy. and then have her live 400 miles from her girlfriend. for why.

some must-read words on the bigotry, from @samihiggins.bsky.social

breaking news I’m sleepy and I miss my girlfriend

THE PICK IS IN ‼️ With the 4th pick in the 1st round, San Jose selects Laila Edwards!

god san jose getting a pwhl team is still so cool

Hmmmmm this is probably fair value? I was hoping for a kesselring trade to cost a late second rounder or a third, but this feels somewhat equivalent to that and I do think he’s got a lot of potential and yippee for actually having right handed defensemen :D

I think instagram has discovered that I’m gay lmao, I don’t check my feed that often but it’s so funny that it flipped a switch somewhere and now my entire feed is just trans people and lesbians

breaking news I’m sleepy and I miss my girlfriend

woah that’s great! Anyone want jt brubaker for free? I’d even throw in ryan walker to sweeten the deal buster posey hire me :)

carter hart crying, god is so good

I’m not about to renounce my giants fandom after it’s been one of the things that’s gotten me through the last third of my life (despite their mediocrity), but like. Half the players telling their fans they don’t want me to exist is a good way to get me to stop caring for the rest of the season

hear me out what if: the train actually came so I could go see my girlfriend

I don’t morally support sam hentges being on a major league roster

thanks for being so embarrassing I guess landen roupp? I appreciate that you somehow managed to find a way to lower the morale even further, it’s really impressive