Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that

Mark Derosa, walking into the locker room post game: “Don’t worry guys, we will get them in game 2.”

Oh god we’re publicly apologizing to comic book fans about adaptations again? This is not a way to live a fulfilling life.

The ghost of Christmas past, frantically to the other ghosts: NOT ONE PERSON FUCKING SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IRAN.

Hoppers was incredible and as usual, fuck Disney for their shitty marketing.

Incredible to put such a bold faced lie “landslide election” in your chastisement of media for distorting fact.

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Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

For at least 10 years journos have been working so hard to dissemble and obfuscate under the Honorable Notions of What Journalism Is and now even the people whose water they’ve been carrying are like wtf I’m trying to be racist

30 years ago tonight:

Why the fuck is Disney world getting soarin over America a full month and some change ahead of Disneyland? It’s the same video and programming experience. Seems like no reason they shouldn’t debut the same day at both parks. And if it’s ready by May?

My dude the president of the United States has gone on live tv and repeatedly called democrats and the press the enemy! His party’s actions have only proven that is their operating stance. You cannot sit here and go “gentlemen, please let’s have some decorum.”

Why would you do this? No offense but you want this to suck until midterms. Do not offer to help these idiots. Voters have the memories of goldfish

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

Jokes on them it’s still pretty obvious. Also this movie ruled, you should watch it

“Oh you think this printer isn’t a machine? Well explain how a tomato is a fruit?” This is what these people sound like.

Gas today was 70 cents more than it was yesterday.

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

Yes correct the incorrect call. Seems like a great idea to me!

lol what

Cool. Cool cool cool cool.

I feel the recidivism rate of those pardoned from January 6 is going to be a fun statistic to pull out in the next ten years or so. Also “fun” in the not fun sense.

What the fuck do you try to tell the family members of three service members who have died for this?

Primary every democrat.

Ok..maybe these idiots just don’t know what schools are?

My dude you know we put schools ON our military bases?

It used to be the FIFA Peace Prize meant something.

It’s wrong to vaporize school children even if Congress votes to approve it.

lol “I cannot articulate what the other side is but both are equally dangerous.”

US foreign policy is now explicitly “if we do not approve of your leadership we will kidnap or publicly try to kill you” and congressional GOP are fully behind it. And they see no way it could backfire.

They want you to ignore the child rape so badly they will kill everyone to do it

Triumphant? Jesus Christ. Triumphant.

Ok muppet show was great. More muppet show please

Finally watching the Muppet Show revival and OMG the Islands in the Stream number is great.

This is such an amazing quote it’s hard to believe it’s real.

“I know Andrew is a good man who’s been treated terribly, but you remember when we learned a few minutes ago that England and the United States are two different countries?” said Senior Advisor Gerald Donovan

They could pull the funniest homage right now

How long until someone in Trumps circle, or Trump himself at his press conference later, calls the majority republican and 1/3 appointed by him Supreme Court “activist judges”?

So how long until he bombs Iran? Does he wait until tonight?

The majority of Americans believe the president sexually abused children in a notorious sexual trafficking operation.

If a team owner says they don’t have $50 million more to pay players while coughing up $75 million to break players, shouldn’t that be a tell? How is it remotely possible to defend these people?

Wait I thought these guys were losing money?

Unbelievably gross

It's the party of Pedophiles

Bondi needs to be impeached this week and removed. Melting down in front of congress about the Dow being so high so why are we talking about Epstein. ASSHOLE ITS LITERALLY YOUR JOB. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO DO WITH THE DOW?

Bitch rotisserie chickens are 6 bucks and can make like 3 meals

These fuckers are scared. Constantly scared of everyone. Zip tying children because they are frightened of them. They are terrified so the only thing they know how to do is be extremely evil. Biggest groups of chicken shits in the planet.

He’s having his shitty AI write his tweets now right? That’s the only explanation.