Another NY team already? gah

Your mom suffers from trans lunar injection burn.

I hope the astronauts wave to the tardigrades as they fly by the moon.

Go Pro issues.

Go for TLI

My earthquake app went off but I didn't feel anything. 🤷

Breaking News: Stupid man is saying stupid shit. Again.

The dashboard NASA just put up on their YouTube channel is fantastic. Where's that visualization, please? XPL Control, please.

The space pooper fan is jammed.

Oh, and for the record this is going to be the 2nd flight around the moon for SLS. Elon's big silver dildo still has not achieved orbit.

I'm into this kind of stuff so my brain is wired to be excited about this mission. It is weird how low-key folks are about this. To each their own.

Space pooper issues.

Turning on the pooper. lol

Comms restored. If history is any guide, this is going to happen off and on all mission. More of an annoyance than a problem.

Periodic data dropout was a thing for Apollo as well. Looks like Artemis is experiencing this right now.

Avoid the sweep!

Beautiful.

Best of luck to the crew of Artemis 2. Safe journey. The JPL tradition is peanuts, so that is what this is -> 🥜

The Giants were too cheap to pay this guy.

You're so full of shit.

The first CD I ever owned was a gift. I just bought a CD player and someone bought me Pink Floyd - Animals

You first, motherfucker

I hope the Giants did something fun today*. It is going to be a long miserable season. This should be a season if self-care. *Except for the fascist Giants. I hope they stubbed their toes and contracted measles.

Dude who frequents cantinas on Tattoine

The strait is never going to be safe passage again. It will forever be a toll booth and the US made it that way. Fuckin' shot themselves in the dick.

It's funny that folks are being mad at the strikezone robots. lmao

No fucking kings

I mean, I have worse character flaws, but baseball fandom is one of them.

very much this

Can't one of the higher ranking ones just drop dead? Throw me a freakin' bone here.

MSL found an old twinkie on sol 4844. 😜 This shot was taken by ChemCam.

Wish I had any talents for making videos because I'd make a hype reel for opening day of Brandon Belt's various faces taking a called 3rd strike set to My Hero.

All of these peripheral local election losses are going to make the fascists push hard on their election stealing legislation. They see the writing on the wall. Beware the dems wanting to make a deal. Look for the helpers.

These two are "what if a roofie was shaped like a human"

I hope Luis Matos catches on somewhere.

Guillotines on every corner.

So Disney exited the OpenAI deal because they couldn't use Sora to generate crappy AI video slop at the expense of actual artistic talent. Also, lets not forget that OpenAI is willing to spy on us all for the feds. It's not like they're the good guys either.

Tony Vitello makes it official: Heliot Ramos will start in left field tomorrow, making him the first Giants player to make two starts on opening day in left field since Barry Bonds 2006-07.

YOU CANNOT BE A UNITED STATES SENATOR IN PRIVATE

"We got a great gift. It's just to the left over there, off camera, but it's great."

My whole life no is fighting with insurance companies. Seriously, I don't work anymore so I have plenty of time now. They are counting on you to give up. This is how they win. You have to surrender. I'm not saying Luigi Mangione was right, but I do understand his motives.

The funniest bit (and the reason we're all here) is nobody in the media will call him out no this obvious bullshit.

Fun fact: the rover would be able to drive perfectly fine even if the inner 2/3 of the wheel rim totally breaks off. There is enough toque in the wheel motors to pull the entire rover up a vertical wall if only one of them was operating. It could drive fine if the wheels were square.

When I was a youngster living in SoCal, we would occasionally go to Ports O' Call Village. It was a quaint/weird/tacky shopping place with a bunch of unusual little curio shops. I'm not sure where that though came from. I wonder if it is still there. I rode a helicopter there once.

Anyway, the Giants get to lose tonight to a team from Mexico and it is going to be on TV. So there's that...

I remember being in the car with my mom and had the honor of being the *LAST CAR*

I am old enough to have been around for odd/even fuel rationing in the 70s. Lines were long and tempers were short. Folks today have greater access to firearms and a greater willingness to use them. If things get to gas lines again, it is going to be chaos.

I really really really hope he fucking dies soon. And I hope every masked ICE gestapo motherfucker gets thrown in prison.

lol giants