Hilton, jfc

Remember when Chapman told Schmitt to catch the ball? lol

Also anyone with any actual experience managing a newsroom knows that if you have real reporters in your bullpen they will confront you with real questions about your intentions. If you can’t handle it, you have no business managing a newsroom.

11! Ha Ha Ha!!

This game would be a lot better if the Giants were being no-hit.

Make good choices.

It is important to set quantitative and achievable goals and in that spirit I have decided I will be 20% more gay this month 🏳️‍🌈

I voted several days ago. If you haven't yet, please do. ✔️

I just went down a Lucille Ball rabbit hole. She invented TV syndication. Also, she was very pretty. She was the first woman to run a Hollywood studio. NBC rejected the initial Star Trek pilot so Lucy personally funded a second pilot. Also, Vitameatavegamin.

💕

Just wait until Kyle Harrison throws a no-hitter tomorrow.

With an 11-run lead, the Giants still have a chance!

THE BATTLE FOR LAST PLACE!

You can take the "sexually suggestive" label off of Michaelangelo's Creation of Adam anytime now, @bsky.app you bunch of idiots.

LOL GIANTS!!!

It is illegal to put living people on the US currency. If he really wants that stupid denomination, he should follow the law and do the right thing.

Giants recalled Walter Brennan!

When I lived in Southern California, there used to be a weekly sonic boom that would happen on the same day. Folks just got used to it. Nobody ever confirmed it, but we all just assumed a new fighter was being tested.

maga ownership that brought an “accidental racist” onto the broadcast team, a backward thinking front office, a manager that quotes kanye, I’m not sure what could make me dislike these guys more at this point. I guess maybe a player introducing trump at a rally? There’s nothing like it! #SFGiants

LOL GIANTS!! Couldn't happen to a better bunch of people.

The complete ridiculousness of Nicholas Cage is perfect for the Spider-Noir character. Also, his secretary is kind of stealing that whole series. She's great.

The entire team is top-to-bottom filthy with fascist dickwads. At this point I'm glad they are a terrible baseball team. Fuck all those guys.

lol

Boo all the politicians. I don't care who they are.

I just think a bunch of rich fuckers saying "Don't tax us or we'll leave" is just blackmail. Pass the billionaire tax.

I'm tired of the stupid. I've been treading stupid in the stupid ocean and I am tired.

I'd complain about the Harrison trade, but I mostly just laugh at Boston for giving him away afterwards.

Grave of the Fireflies

Imagine having the nerve to shake their finger at all of us while their president loots the fucking treasury.

I laughed at that Bari Weiss cruise thing. What is she going to do? Give a talk on how to run a network news org into the ground in 6 months?

I picked up a stomach bug when I was in LA (it figures). I feel horrible but I have lost about 7 pounds over the last couple of days. I'm trying to stay hydrated.

65 million years ago looked pretty similar.

The worst part about Giants loses is not seeing the latest outfield hip thrust celebration.

Margin notes: Ahab is an asshole.

I understand AI better than any of these young tech dickheads. Those fuckers are on the far left hand side of the March of Progress.

This definitely forbidden gummy is in fact a moth larva of genus Olona (possibly Olona zolotuhini). It's *normal* to want to know what flavor it is, but the answer, unfortunately is "pain". Most species in this family are covered in tiny stinging spines connected to poison glands. (📷: Janice Ang)

hypothesis: people who post "the problem with Bluesky is..." are in fact the actual problem with Bluesky

FM AM Where are you? You gotta be out there somewhere on the dial.

Miracle happened!

HOLY SHIT! ABC’s Selina Wang was in the middle of recording a video reporting from the White House, then had to take cover when gunshots were heard. @selinawang.bsky.social

Can this be it? (please)

A lead?

lmfao

Gérard!!!

M&G is Kurosawa mixed with cowboys in space. It is a fun distraction that is not meant to be The Godfather.

Borucki to the rescue!

lol giants

He really meckled that one.

You can stop stretching now.