Reform will apparently pledge today that they'd abolish indefinite leave to remain - including retrospectively, to people already granted it. Obviously this is a moral abomination but it is also a practical and legal impossibility.

Reform are now coming after people with permanent residency. It'll be citizens next. No one is safe from authoritarian governments.

Anyone shocked that Reform plan to deport immigrants with Indefinite Leave to Remain hasn’t been paying attention. Next it will be stripping citizenship from dual citizens, then deporting them. Who do you think Reform are? This. This is who they are.

Imagine if Richard Nixon had just tweeted out the Watergate scandal rather than putting it on secret tapes. That’s what this is.

I'll remind you that this man hid in a fridge rather than speak to journalists.

Windsor Castle Tuesday night. Four of us arrested for 'malicious communications'. Now released. www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8V4...

"...And of course you've met my Uncle Andrew..."

Apropos of nothing, do the red arrows carry ordnance?

🎶Love and marriage, love and marriage It's an institute you can't disparage🎶

If they invite Andrew, it’ll be like Radio 4’s The Reunion

Are we allowed to use any of his own quotes to memorialize Robert Redford? I'm unclear how this works now & I don't want to get fired

Hurrah for the gakshirts

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

Am reminded of the genius description of bitcoin as “Dunning Krugerrands”.

I always get him confused with Dunning Kruger but that's just me confirming my bias.

UPEND THE ESTABLISHMENT, by voting for a party composed entirely of rejects from the oldest party in the country that was in power for 14 years. 😂 Reform UK increasingly look like the Tories just ran off stage, then ran back on wearing a comedy glasses-nose-moustache disguise.

I plan to post this ABC News supercut video of Trump calling Harris and Democrats "fascists" (and "communists"!) everytime I see a Republican on TV whining about Trump being called a "fascist" by the left. Oh, the hypocrisy! Oh, the gaslighting!

I see Fashtonbury has descended into cokey violence with all the inevitability of drinking six cans of Fosters and subsequently pissing against a national monument

Bravo @jamellebouie.net bravo.

As long as you don't take tips from this dedicated follower of fashing...

#GunControlNow #ThisIsAmerica

Extremely anxious about how this Charlie Kirk shooting pans out

They were going to do what they're going to do next anyway.

I hope it doesn't get lost amongst today's confirmation that Trump was definitely good friends with a roaring paedophile that Boris Johnson was, as we always knew, an amoral, lying sack of shit who'd yank the gold teeth out of your dead relatives if there was ten quid in it.

Hi @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social This is how this shit works. Be better

A political party, that's topping the polls, lauding someone who called for human beings to be burned to death should be a moment for national self-reflection. This is not who we are nor who we should become. Reform UK are a plague on our national humanity. We must never permit them to govern.

I didn't know Andrea Jenkyns couldn't sing.

Can we convince you to continue your campaign against those who seek to get out of paying stamp duty, @thesun.co.uk? How about you, @telegraphnews.bsky.social? Surely, you're outraged about this, @dailymail.co.uk? Anyone?

My primary impression of Rayner's arrangements regarding her child was what an amazing example of a "good divorce" this was and how dedicated both her and her ex husband obviously are to their co-parenting responsibilities and their children's welfare. I have not seen this mentioned anywhere once.

Tip for the Mail, Telegraph, etc - imagine how you’d report this if this was Angela Rayner

If ever you think that you can’t resist, or it’s futile, go and try to buy a copy of the Sun in Liverpool. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Farage flees the hearing right ahead of Goldman's questioning

According to a news Rudi Giuliani was hospitalised today by a White House hit squad so they can swap his vital organs for Donald's in a last ditch hope or resuscitating the dead president. They're not a blood match but they've shared so many other fluids the doctors think it'll work.

I’ve often wondered why Nigel Farage, who as godfather of the Brexit fiasco engineered the biggest British foreign policy disaster since Suez is continually offered so much space in some newspapers and broadcast media. Serious question. Thoughts welcome.

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

Random memory of Spike Milligan sending an increasingly paranoid Peter Sellers a telegram saying “IGNORE FIRST TELEGRAM”.

Apropos of nothing, has anyone got one of those industrial tree shredders i could borrow?

get a load of how excited Trump is to see Putin

The only reason to apologise for calling Jenrick a xenophobe is that you meant to call him a pin-eyed careerist xenophobe with the moral compass of a serial killer who melted down his dignity into a dildo of performative cruelty to shove up his own arse on command for those who pay his wages.

Lately, Reform UK have claimed that their hostility to migrants stems from an overwhelming desire to keep women safe. But have they been equally concerned when the threat to women comes from someone they see as on "their side"? I took a quick peek at their recent record. ~AA

I always keep the receipts. Let’s make sure this goes viral.

What idiot called it The French Resistance when they could've called it The Ohm Guard.

It does annoy me, it shouldn't be "Venus In Furs", it should be "Venus Implies".

Hi @robauton.bsky.social, I absolutely loved your show earlier at #EdinburghFringe I thought your show at Machynlleth in May was good but this one was even better. Thanks

NO MORE MISTER NIGHT SKY.

Motherfucking wind farms…

Just verified my age by entering the code 01-811-8055.

“We are basically serfs. Doffing our cap in such a grotesque way that people can’t even see through a bullshit-peddler private-school banker, telling them immigrants are the problem and not the entrenched privilege from which he and his ilk have benefited more than anyone who came on a small boat.”