are you cis or are you free

And an adept tire sales/service representative.

The original Mavis Beacon was, curiously, also a very good typing tutor.

merry pissmas or something

tips for bluesky newcomers: YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC! THEY WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU! GREEN TILES ARE ALARM TILES! IF YOU STEP ON THEM, YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT A MONSTER!! ORANGE TILES ARE ORANGE-SCENTED! THEY WILL MAKE YOU SMELL DELICIOUS! BLUE TILES ARE WATER TILES! SWIM THROUGH IF YOU LIKE, BUT, IF Y

a merry christmas

Please. My labubu is very sick.

boxes

It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.

ppl come to bsky and be like "gee it sure is boring around here!" my boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.

how it feels to show someone your oc

yes, seemingly innocuous flatpak of a proprietary application. you can have access to my entire filesystem. as a treat.

Dudes Rock

this post is killing me

nixos kinda goated i think

just hear those cow tools pronglin' rong-tong-tonglin too

I'm starting to think a lot of people think AI is whenever the computer does something.

things I learned or reinforced in 2025: * gamers hate games * people only listen when it's a podcast or youtuber * i am in fact going insane * cringe was always a social suppression mechanism * costco dog and drink is still $1.50 * we still aren't sure what gravity is * it's never aliens

"It turns out that banishing the [R-word] slur from public discourse was, in fact, important. Because now it’s back & it turns out that it does matter when subtext becomes actual text, when terrible people enable open hatred & bigotry." @lollardfish.bsky.social: www.startribune.com/r-word-slur-...

I actually haven’t heard of elf on a shelf you presumptuous bitch

It’s nice to know I’ve been just barely keeping my chin above water my whole adult life, just to be told by billionaires from their city-sized yachts, “What is wrong with all these millennials, Gen-Z’s & coloreds? Why don’t they want to work for anything?” Bitch, I’ve BEEN working. I want to LIVE.

Greta Thunberg arrested for holding a sign opposing genocide. When peaceful protest is a crime, democracy is in deep trouble. Happening under a Labour Government.

Reminder

we were watching specials in the discord the other nite and I realised what should've been obvious: Noelle is meant to look like a rankin bass

look at you

Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.

The rate of return here is crazy: for a few hundred thousand dollars, this lab produces literally billions of oysters and supports a seafood industry worth hundreds of millions. And the Trump administration is just like "fuck all that, it's wasteful spending, you're fired"

All of these links went to promotion of this story earlier today. All these links are dead now — that's how thoroughly they've scrubbed this.

i am certified bpa free and safe to chew on 😌

How it started vs. How it’s going NOW 👀 LA tow truck driver who towed ICE’s car found NOT GUILTY 🦸🏽‍♂️

NEW: They kept saying they were gonna do it and now they've done it A group of clowns (Senators) have introduced a bill to FULLY REPEAL Section 230. No reform, no replacement, just utter destruction of all online free speech. We can't let this happen. Share & take action www.badinternetbills.com

I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.

Furry is closer to a Punk counter culture society than a fandom which is why hating Furries is extremely conservative brained behavior

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.

Guess I'll post this again

french gays be wearing jacques strappe

giraffe weevils live on trees called giraffe beetle trees.

Gaming on macOS

gorp?!

"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out pick up a pencil and a napkin

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