Imagine Stringer Bell trying to do the 40 degree day speech in celsius

THERE IS SOMETHING GOING ON HERE THAT WE CANNOT EXPLAIN. Whatever is happening here, it cannot be plausibly attributed to people’s real lived experiences. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/13/b...

Love the people calling this LCD Scotsystem

Let Marsh hit lefties

Who are the people playing the FanDuel Huff and Puff games so much that they had to make five of them and advertise them all on every podcast and TV broadcast?

THERE IS SOMETHING GOING ON HERE THAT WE CANNOT EXPLAIN. Whatever is happening here, it cannot be plausibly attributed to people’s real lived experiences. www.axios.com/newsletters/...

Shoutout r/chatgpt

THERE IS SOMETHING GOING ON HERE THAT WE CANNOT EXPLAIN. Whatever is happening here, it cannot be plausibly attributed to people’s real lived experiences.

Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little to no money in my crypto x FTX wallet, and nothing particular to interest me on twitch, I thought I would discord surf a little and see the wavy part of the chat.

Justified Season 1 has just a never-ending parade of ‘that guy’ character actors rolling through each episode

My “not afraid to pay the luxury tax” shirt is raising questions already answered by my shirt

Are they using it to put celebs in bikinis?

Hitch route, hitch route, four verts, punt

The best part of this story is that he refers to Dave Portnoy as a “pizza influencer”

The best part about the Sixers-Knicks series is that the Celtics lost to a team that just got absolutely boatraced lol

The Sixers love drafting a generational superstar and then surrounding him with the worst supporting team ever assembled. (See: Barkley, Iverson, Embiid)

The way he just internalizes it, the way it fuels him… it’s beautiful

Haddonfield / Haddon Twp / Cherry Hill

The NBA's tanking problem is not due to the bottom three teams being really bad. It is due to the middle third of teams being incentivized to lose so they're not in the play-in. Flattening the odds like this does nothing to fix that.

Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M. https://theonion.com/man-says-fuck-it-eats-lunch-at-10-58-a-m-1819574888/

Two copy editors high-fiving so hard right now

This is me and baking

At the local pet adoption event

Most Depressing Job Interview You’ll Ever See Currently Taking Place At Starbucks Table https://theonion.com/most-depressing-job-interview-you-ll-ever-see-currently-1819574807/

Tom Bombadil: The Movie

Every gas station I saw today up at least $1.10 per gallon

Watching the latest episode of Shrinking, I'd like to imagine that Badger from Breaking Bad got clean and started a new life in Pasadena, becoming a family man. But then he relapsed briefly, leading to his divorce. Then he got clean again and now is just an annoying ex, trying to make amends.

He did it again

(explaining storms to a Marylander) imagine a crab

Chotiner: And when you engraved "One Ring to rule them all" on the— Sauron: I don't understand why everyone keeps taking that out of context. Chotiner: Well, do you mean to rule us all? Sauron: I'm here to talk about Gondor's illegal encroachment in Ithilien, Isaac.

It me

Tolkien only mentions this in the appendices but the Elves left for the Undying Lands because they owed everyone a lot of money

This is such a well done piece that reports out, with hard data and interviews, something profound about what's gone wrong in this country. www.wsj.com/us-news/amer...

Tired: Ban sports gambling Wired: Nationalize DraftKings

People love curling because it's a sport they earnestly believe they could compete in if given enough practice

"This stuff just flies through the air. They send this information "beamed" out all over the fucking place. You just got to know how to grab it, see. I know how to grab it." RIP Tom Noonan

When the WSJ publishes something like this...

I am, in fact, an expert in [topic]

Me embracing another year of Philadelphia Phillies baseball

I love the gold coin economy of the John Wick series. * Discarding a dead body: 1 gold coin * One night at 5-star hotel: 1 gold coin * Custom, Kevlar-lined suit: 1 gold coin * One bourbon, neat: 1 gold coin Hitmen get paid in USD, yet no one ever talks about the conversion rate.

Become ungovernable

Regarding Nick Castellanos - you do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to him