There will be other Met Galas… but how often do the Knicks make it to the second round of the playoffs?

The way he just internalizes it, the way it fuels him… it’s beautiful

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Ok private push off

SAM

Theyre gonna win but not before Jaylen Brown managed to fuck Embiid's leg up for the millionth time going into the next round Can't even enjoy beating Boston in the playoffs!

Haddonfield / Haddon Twp / Cherry Hill

The Phillies have won consecutive games for the first time since April 3-4.

The NBA's tanking problem is not due to the bottom three teams being really bad. It is due to the middle third of teams being incentivized to lose so they're not in the play-in. Flattening the odds like this does nothing to fix that.

If the NBA really wanted to ensure the team with the worst record got the #1 pick every year, all they would have to do is get rid of the lottery altogether.

Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M. https://theonion.com/man-says-fuck-it-eats-lunch-at-10-58-a-m-1819574888/

mike white if you are reading this put tracy morgan in the white lotus

Everyone's gonna say it's not Topper's fault because Dombrowski shouldn't have just run it back and that's true, but... after four years of the players running the clubhouse maybe it's time for someone to actually shake things up rather than just say, 'I trust my guys.'

it's almost like the Phillies not getting better every offseason and just running it back with the same aging core isn't working

Two copy editors high-fiving so hard right now

This wsj article is like a cautionary tale about getting divorced… don’t do it, or you might have to move into an apartment where your peloton is in your bedroom instead of in its own room next to a yoga mat www.wsj.com/personal-fin...

This is me and baking

Whoever was changing “we want Boston” should be, at minimum, locked up, but more realistically, shipped off to a remote island to never be seen again

So two horrible decisions

Umm, what are we suggesting here, CNN?

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Now I also have a migraine

good morning

imagine flying to the moon and back and the first thing you find out after splashdown is that your favorite team just blew a 4-0 lead

Unresolved anxiety

Rookie out here with a better approach to the plate than the 1, 2, and 3 hitters

I’m not a pitching coach but Painter looking behind him then quickly turning around and throwing a pitch without getting set probably isn’t the best way to have great command.

My NBA opinion is no halftime show analysis is as good as simply watching a lady on a unicycle juggling bowls

Phillies get 8-9 hitters on and then Turner, Schwarber and Harper go out with a dud. Ah, well.

STG, the top of the Phillies lineup striking out twice and then grounding out weakly with RISP will be the death of me. Why does this keep happening?

At the local pet adoption event

Even year Offseasons: Jalen Hurts is bad. He’s a problem. He’s dispassionate. He doesn’t elevate the offense. He’s holding the roster back. Odd year Offseasons: Jalen Hurts is the best leader in football. He’s cool calm collected. He’s under appreciated. The Eagles have a dynasty on their hands.

Most Depressing Job Interview You’ll Ever See Currently Taking Place At Starbucks Table https://theonion.com/most-depressing-job-interview-you-ll-ever-see-currently-1819574807/

The Philadelphia 76ers have the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible

*taps sign* you won't disincentivize tanking by adding MORE teams to the lottery and giving them BETTER odds at getting a top pick by flattening things further. get rid of the lottery altogether, and teams that are in the bottom third of the league with no shot at a #1 pick won't try losing as much

This was... the most interesting part of opening day

I bet the Mets wouldn’t be getting all these hits and walks on Skenes if they knew he almost served in the military. No respect smh

Tom Bombadil: The Movie

Every gas station I saw today up at least $1.10 per gallon

Watching the latest episode of Shrinking, I'd like to imagine that Badger from Breaking Bad got clean and started a new life in Pasadena, becoming a family man. But then he relapsed briefly, leading to his divorce. Then he got clean again and now is just an annoying ex, trying to make amends.

If you pass a car driving with its lights off at night DO NOT flash your high beams, they will follow you home and tell you about AJ Brown trade rumors