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josh (auldfriend99)
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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Really gunning for that "best airport ham" SEO
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Flu Christmas sucks, but nothing hits like this.
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die. He had transferred his katra to Bones, and his body was resurrected by the powers of the Genesis Device.
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andyβ’
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Great episode, or greatest episode?
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Scott Cave
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Whe
@theonion.com
nails it boy do they nail it
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Man the flu is EVERYWHERE everywhere, isn't it?
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e.w. niedermeyer
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"this could have been slop, but it's not" is rapidly becoming a surefire signifier of premium-ness
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Epstein files, basically:
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
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CIA Realizes Itβs Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
LANGLEY, VAβA report released Tuesday by the CIAβs Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...
https://theonion.com/cia-realizes-its-been-using-black-highlighters-all-thes-1819568147/
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Nice to see Kubrick still getting work
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Casey Seiler
8 days ago
BREAKING: U.S. Rep. Elise Stefanik tells the TU's Chris Churchill that she's scuttling her gubernatorial run, and won't seek another term in Congress.
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Churchill: Stefanik says she won't run for governor β or Congress
βIn a traditionally blue state like New York, you sort of have to have all the stars aligned politically,β Rep. Elise Stefanik said, citing a primary challenge and other concerns.
https://www.timesunion.com/churchill/article/churchill-stefanik-says-won-t-run-governor-21252499.php
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The Donald J. Trump and Joe Biden Welcome Center
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Another big fusion deal:
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Greggo π
9 days ago
My response to anything over the next two weeks
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Khajiit has wares, if you have coin.
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lauren
9 days ago
reshare if you agree wall adapters with a single USB C port have a surface area differential ratio that looks weird
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Benj Edwards
10 days ago
Ars Technica is hiring a Tech Reporter We're seeking an expert in one or more of these fields: software development, DIY tech, cybersecurity, free and open-source software (FOSS). Come join the team!
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Best Thumbnail of Guy Making That Face, You Know the One
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My head canon is that these are the same guy
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Yuki Cinqnoda
12 days ago
I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
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Jon Ostrower
12 days ago
No matter which medium you create in, this is so real.
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Richy Craven
12 days ago
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama. Us: Across your entire career? Reiner: In a 6 year period. Us: That sounds- Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
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The hold this game had on me at age 11...
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One of us, one of us
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Bills.......sheesh
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We love a teddy bear toss, don't we folks?
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It's very very silly, but man Snakes on a Plane was a good-ass time
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Assemble the fleet!
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I wish Instagram would stop showing me killer tattoo artists that are way too far to reasonably work with
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Blackjack, anyone?
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Keith W. Dickinson
3 months ago
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
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Michael Keaton, Other Guys
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Kendall π©οΈ
15 days ago
Nobody: Embraer's E175: \____(γ)____/
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Taking out your AirPod case and smacking it against your palm a few times like it's a fresh box of cigarettes
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Kind of amazing how many times a grand jury has stood in the way of a Trump admin prosecution lately
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Administration fails again to indict N.Y. Attorney General Letitia James
A grand jury has refused to indict New York attorney general Letitia James, the second panel to refuse to do so, dealing a major setback to President Trump.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2025/12/11/letitia-james-reindictment/
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Pandy Fackler π₯
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This is so maddeningly user-hostile.
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Jerry Chen
16 days ago
is there a *mr* information?
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METS FANS MISS OLD BAE AS PETE PICKS BALTIMORE
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MIKA ZE-BANDIT-DAD
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