(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

Really gunning for that "best airport ham" SEO

Flu Christmas sucks, but nothing hits like this.

And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die. He had transferred his katra to Bones, and his body was resurrected by the powers of the Genesis Device.

Great episode, or greatest episode?

Whe @theonion.com nails it boy do they nail it

Man the flu is EVERYWHERE everywhere, isn't it?

"this could have been slop, but it's not" is rapidly becoming a surefire signifier of premium-ness

Epstein files, basically: theonion.com/cia-realizes...

Nice to see Kubrick still getting work

BREAKING: U.S. Rep. Elise Stefanik tells the TU's Chris Churchill that she's scuttling her gubernatorial run, and won't seek another term in Congress.

The Donald J. Trump and Joe Biden Welcome Center

Another big fusion deal:

My response to anything over the next two weeks

Khajiit has wares, if you have coin.

reshare if you agree wall adapters with a single USB C port have a surface area differential ratio that looks weird

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Best Thumbnail of Guy Making That Face, You Know the One

My head canon is that these are the same guy

I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television

No matter which medium you create in, this is so real.

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama. Us: Across your entire career? Reiner: In a 6 year period. Us: That sounds- Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

The hold this game had on me at age 11...

One of us, one of us

Bills.......sheesh

We love a teddy bear toss, don't we folks?

It's very very silly, but man Snakes on a Plane was a good-ass time

Assemble the fleet!

I wish Instagram would stop showing me killer tattoo artists that are way too far to reasonably work with

Blackjack, anyone?

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Michael Keaton, Other Guys

Nobody: Embraer's E175: \____(ツ)____/

Taking out your AirPod case and smacking it against your palm a few times like it's a fresh box of cigarettes

Kind of amazing how many times a grand jury has stood in the way of a Trump admin prosecution lately www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

This is so maddeningly user-hostile.

is there a *mr* information?

METS FANS MISS OLD BAE AS PETE PICKS BALTIMORE

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