Penn State goalie tripping over the face off circle doesn’t necessarily bode well going into OT.

All ice hockey shall be played outdoors at Beaver Stadium. Thank you for your attention to this matter. #WeAre

Doink for TK

It continues to be the wrong person 😤

Nothing strains the knee ligaments quite like attempting to soccer-style kick a chunk of ice on the street that is still frozen to the street

Attaboy TK

Vladar back tonight let’s go Flyers

Truck weigh stations should have an overhead brush system to clear the snow and ice off the trailers so they don’t slough it off while rolling down the highway.

They should make roads out of open air grates so we never have to plow or salt. It’s just grates all the way down 🤔

I’m thinking a surefire way for a coach applying for the eagles OC job to get an interview would be to list olive oil as a hobby

Every time I think I’ve perfected my hand sharpening technique for the kitchen knives, I’m humbled by the raw sweet potato.

Not that anyone asked my opinion, but there’s at least one good name here, Janna Levin. She’s a cosmologist specializing in black holes.

I always pick up new gems when I rewatch the Sopranos, like Tony saying: “You know what they say, revenge is like serving cold cuts”

Yo why’s that dude in the white gloves wearing the red arm band. That’s just weird.

He’s grown out of the best young coach moniker imo

You could’ve been rich…

Too cute by half again, wonder boy

Nice musical intro of No Excuses returning from commercial

The rare F-15 flyover

Ah, Gronk is also an “expecially” guy

I met Tracy Wolfson once at a Red Lobster

Is there a point where it’s an unfair advantage that you can’t see the Patriots players in their white jerseys amidst the whiteout?

Those superimposed yard markers and numbers are huge. I like it but could be toned down a bit.

I’m intrigued by the Odyssey movie. It may very well suck, but I’ll watch it.

Motion to immediately move the 4th quarter of this game to Gillette stadium to play in 18 inches of snow. All in favor?

-Snowblowed the driveway -Ate some pizza -Currently on Nugget Nectar #2 -Football starting I think I’m done for the day.

Aside from my useless talent of predicting incoming Schwarbombs, I’m a terrible sports bettor. I’ve got Broncos and Rams today, bet accordingly.

Quadruple substitution, don’t see that everyday #EPL

I might throw up if he stands up on the very top of the spire.

He’s going to the top of the spire too?

Sixers wet fart of an ending

Hey maybe box out Sixers

again Oubre

Gotta hit those wide open 3s

Eat your heart out Great Sphinx #Caturday

Crossbar doink from Spurs in the 90th minute followed by an amazing header.

Maybe I’m just becoming more of a Grampa Simpson as I get older but I believe it’s considerately windier, seemingly more often than not, than it was when I was a young'un

Among the many things wrong with this is that the penguin footprints are identical in size, shape, and stride length to the (ostensibly) human ones

Bump

There are 3 people in the rather large bar/restaurant I’m at, all solos. Talk about awkward silence as we all wait for the next song to come on over the radio…

Pat McAfee is displaying AI definitions of words he needs help with. What could go wrong.

Is it wearing only one glove?

The air bunnies around probably is doing some heavy lifting.

I know people lose their minds at the grocery store when anything other than rain is in the forecast, but I didn’t envision bananas being one of the items to be cleared from the shelves.

I’m annoyed at how persistently the Dom mmmm inoes jingle stays stuck in my head.

What’s gotten into the flyers?

Canes don’t practice tackling it appears

Not that anyone asked, but I’m taking Miami

Me shortly after taking the plunge and updating to iOS 26

Renewal by Andersen has a commercial that highlights their expert “measure technicians” which is just a dude with a tape measure