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botan after-story where they're all in a group session and too drunk to tell if they're in alcoholics anonymous or marriage counselling

New kinds of Mad Syrup People I’ve discovered: 1. Canada?!? I’m from [US state] and we have syrup too 2. Canada?!? It’s basically all Quebec. 3. Canada?!? Indigenous people had syrup first you monster 4. Sugar water?!? Syrup is thick dummy. 5. “Maple” syrup?!? Lots of it is flavored corn syrup!

Yep. The value of corporations rolling out the rainbow carpet isn't what's in their heart of hearts, it's the society-wide signaling of "acceptance is good, bigotry is bad." Even if entirely insincere, it tells society "we think the majority of our customers expect this," and that's good!

WOrk now

Yuktobanian baddie

"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Japanese meal!?"

Friday at work:

Periodic reminder that Teapot Dome, the worst scandal in American history prior to Watergate, involved $9 million changing hands. That’s adjusted for inflation. This story by itself is 55500% bigger than Teapot Dome. That’s not a typo.

NO NO NO NO NO NO - dashare.zone ADMIN

I’m glad to see that so many other writers have been running into this exact problem, at least

aw man, this sucks www.bbc.com/news/article...

Dang, Anthony Head, who played Giles in Buffy, died today.

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There was an old tweet on Twitter That Was I think about all the time along the lines of Interviewer: "So where do you see yourself in five years?" Me: Don't say "chained to a dying god in a decaying orbit around Jupiter, laughing in my victory that is complete as it is pyrrhic" Me: "Chained to a-

"In the 1980s, Japan had a larger economy than the Soviet Union, and now Japan has an economy three times the size of Russia's" continues to shatter a lot of people's brains.

When you put it that way Russia looks even more ridiculous. Less populous than Brazil, smaller economy than Japan, still trying to shoehorn its way in with the big dogs on its militarism alone

The medieval period where everyone was at least somewhat drunk all the time as alcohol was easier to get than clean water is BACK, baby

Nexus Mods > 007 First Light > Skins and Costumes > Austin Powers Total Conversion Mod

im sick of romanticizing the 90s. it was a fucking nightmare. kids were drinking capri suns and turning into liquid metal abominations left and right. thousands of children were alex macked

Actually the only good thing about the Imperium is their 100% ban on AI under penalty of horrifying death

I think we could use a timeline cleanse. Here are my two cats sitting with their tails intertwined. (Bram, black and slinky; Molly Murderkitten, dilute calico chonk.) What do y'all got?

This is Ramsey. He is a mail delivery dog. Shipping is free, and while packages might not be handled with care, they are handled with enthusiasm. 14/10 (TT: rhiannoninthe904)

One of the problems with accountable government in the USA has been that divided government makes it hard to trace responsibility for decisions … but Trump gripping the hot stove with both hands and his face, and killing oil and cattle and I don’t know what else so fast, avoids that issue

BATTLE BROTHERS, I REALLY LIKE THE WAY THAT CANDIDATE ATE A FRIED FOOD OBJECT AT THE STATE FAIR. I BELIEVE THIS QUALIFIES HIM TO CONTROL THE EXTERMINATUS WARHEADS.

i cant stop quoting this video man

Oh, so it looks like posts get hidden and there's no way to unhide them. Would have been nice if Tokimeki said something about that, like bsky does.

OK, so I learned you can hide a post, but I have no idea on how to unhide it. Also Tokimeki can mute a person, but that account doesn't show up on the moderation list like it said it does, so you have to unmute them via bsky itself.

Does Tokimeki have a way to mute like an entire thread from my timeline?

If only someone could figure out how to make milk safe to drink! It'd be such a big deal the process would be named after them.

Did someone say "write about the people I dont like going to hell because Inferno was the original Burn book?"

flesh-eating worms are back, sure, why not love how the news every day is just “here’s a brand new thing the trump administration has fucked up that will cause untold damage” you’d think they’d run out eventually, but no

another doja tweet has hit endor

This is real btw

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What! That could be anybody’s massive palm shaped artificial island!

save them!!

One of the very first things that were gutted/interrupted by this admin was screw worm management but, in particular, the cooperative component with the Mexican government and agribusiness, who were desperate for maximum collaboration/management.

generational poasting talent

oomfs

happy pride month