Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

Macbeth: SHIT

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms might be (probably is) my favorite Ice and Fire show. This shit rocks so hard dude

discovered some life-changing ttrpg tech during friday’s session: after taking a mid session break, before getting back into the scene, do a sports style locker room interview with each player (in character). it’s 1) funny 2) focusing 3) immediately and personally characterizing

Children of Termina

Uggghh I hate when my stupid dog’s rage meter fills up and he starts hitting me with a giant bone until I hear the toll of 3 bells

The drone on a luge run is awesome

I need this poster on my bedroom wall

I'm not a big sports watcher but I also realize I prattle on about things you guys don't care about and you nod politely so that's the least I can do. The sacred bond of online followship is a two way street

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Never forget the anniversary of King Taejong falling off his horse!

loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.

How i feel after every episode of Dunk and egg

IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS: THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI

Man Feels Like Whole Life Just Endless Cycle Of Work, Eat, Sleep, Get Abducted By Aliens https://theonion.com/man-feels-like-whole-life-just-endless-cycle-of-work-eat-sleep-get-abducted-by-aliens/

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sharks are so lucky #art #sharks

Mongolia and Haiti correctly identified that the Winter Olympics are primarily a chance to design baller cold weather uniforms

Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are

take a look behind the scenes at exactly how we got our entire Nu Gundam shipment in and out in less than 24 hours!

I cannot fucking believe that’s what I get for finding all ONE THOUSAND Korok seeds.

there’s no way a baldurs gate show would be as entertaining as that chris pine d&d movie

Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.” Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

by the bane of my blade, a mighty spell is made and far beyond the battle blood shall fall like a hard rain

My doodle of Vetinari and Vimes from Men at Arms. Been trying to do these in between my real work and reading through the books chronologically www.patreon.com/posts/discwo...

‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/

Fiancee made banana bread yesterday and basically any time I go to get a piece I hear this tweet in my head in full

If anybody thinks this is a joke

This is cyberpunk

remember back when we all doodled the current thing for warmups? we could bring that back, maybe, that was fun

Whole lot of you following Neil Gaiman, and I assume it's because you forgot you did so and he stopped posting when it was revealed he is a rapist. Since he's trying to make a return, do yourself a favour and check if you're following @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com and if so unfollow and block.

I am becoming the Joker

Big Fleetwood Mac night over at the Onion I see

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

A peek inside one of the earliest Gundam fanzines: Gundam Fun Club's The White Base Editing Room. Created by a mostly female band of high school students as the series aired in 1979, it's full of technical information, carefully written speculation, drawn illustrations, and character profiles.

A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.

chimera 🦁🐐🐍 #art #dragonsdogma

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

I put more work into this than anyone in their right mind would, and I blame/credit the good folks at @rangedtouch.bsky.social for putting the thought into my head. #comioc #hobbit #bofur #traditionalart

i once bought a new blazer for a schitts creek panel, and when i walked into the green room, catherine o'hara complimented me on it, and also noted that i had forgotten to cut all the threads off the vents. and then she leaned in and said, "it's because you're going to return it, isn't it"