The Thing. The Exorcist. That's it.

As with Charlie Kirk, Republicans are fiercely loyal to the general idea of Donald Trump but will furiously refuse to grapple with anything specific that he actually says or does.

This is basically saying we are terrorists.

I think you'll find that this isn't true.

Stop telling trans people that our calls for basic human rights are what’s holding the left back. Be honest: our humanity means less to you than the convenience of passivity.

Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.

Wenatchee, WA. Best turnout yet

www.nytimes.com/athletic/639.... This really is a wonderful piece.

"If you do not recognize that mass destruction of fundamental concepts of democracy and the US Constitution happening right now, you are either willfully ignorant or just plain stupid," is one of the most brutally accurate reads on the situation we're in today that I've read.

It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation. I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!

It really is extraordinary when you think about it that the wealthiest most privileged humans who have ever existed are in full revenge mode against the planet and its inhabitants because racism isn’t as popular as they’d like

Sometimes you just have to say “fuck you” with a flourish

The Logic of Destruction open.substack.com/pub/snyder/p...

Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?

Elon Musk and Pete Hesgeth are the kind of tough alpha males that America needs, according to their mommies

If you’re still on Twitter expecting to get breaking news, you’re the same as someone waiting for the stagecoach delivery while everyone else is clustered around the telegraph. Also, the stagecoach is full of Nazis.

Incoming fascist government and Biden's priority is bailing out his son, media's priority is talking about it, and people in BlueSky's priority is defending Biden, who's not doing anything to deal with the, again, incoming fascist government, while still being the fucking president. I've lost it.

Oh great job guys. You know that tech oligarch who amassed obscene wealth by doing financialization? He was super left wing until he saw your post

please stop asking for my baby’s weight. she is not eligible for the draft

Atoms are binary. They are either intended to be hydrogen or helium. We can't just scrap this worldview just because of a handful of exceptions

therapist: describe this picture me: that’s my father yelling at me therapist: and this one me: you having sex with my wife therapist: and this one me: aren’t these normally ink blots

Wow it’s absolutely gorgeous outside. Time to go to the bar

Me: I cleared the table for dessert. Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out? Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!! Her: What…Why??? Me: You have to let them linger.

"The ‘moderates’ got *their* candidate in every single election in which the Republicans nominated Trump: 2016 Clinton, 2020 Biden, 2024 Harris… and they lost to Trump two out of three times. And now they’re going to blame *the left* for that? No f*cking way." My rant:

these Alien movies hit different now that i work for the Weyland-Yutani Corporation's bioweapons division

Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is all the knowledge we could find, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing today, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like

when the wedding officiant asks if anyone has anything to say that is not the opportunity to ask what is being served at the reception. i know this now

If anyone is alone with no family or nobody to spend Thanksgiving with please let me know… I need to borrow some chairs.

i don’t give a shit if 80% of our business comes from a fucking coyote, we sell to whoever has the cash. this is acme, goddamnit, acme!!!

marine biologist: what should we call it boss: sperm whale marine biologist: um something else boss: jizz dolphin marine biologist: sperm whale’s good

There is going to have to come a time where we say, yeah, actually. Hatred of women is actual hate. Because Andrew Tate types are very explicitly radicalizing a generation of young men into ever-more openly violent hatred of women.

ME: the masseuse said it’s normal for me to get a slight erection OPTOMETRIST:

Someone blocked me on Bluesky. I will write a column about how it illuminates the inadequacy of Bluesky. Then when people make fun of me for that, I will write about that. And so forth, as many times as it works. I am a journamalist.

The true belief system of most Americans is that nothing too terrible could be happening while they still have a decent selection of dipping sauces.

It’s Reddit (which I love and use) if the filter was constantly set to “most downvoted” lol

Publisher: Do you want to put an LLM clause in the copyright statement? Me: Definitely. How specific can we get? Publisher: As specific as you like.

Kim Jong-Un’s spokesperson thinks Lindsey needs to tone it down a little.

I make comics so

Re-upping this for no particular reason.

Guys, you're still trying to replace Twitter. I'm telling you we can't do it. Now what we might be able to do is recreate it. Recreate it in the aggregate.

The real trap here is that the Republicans have made defending civil rights seem like a frivolous thing and a whole lot of liberals are falling in line. Even if it was a culture war, so what? This would be a war worth fighting. What are we even doing here, people? Get it together.

I’m contractually obligated to tell you guys the Boston Red Sox added Jhoestynxon Garcia to their 40-man roster and his nickname is “The Password.”

Will Hardy: "In the second half, it seemed like everybody in the gym knew that Dalton Knecht was going to shoot the next shot, with the exception of a few people. The problem was that those few people were on our team."

that just made it worse!!

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times