Bill Cassidy should be required to have this shit framed and hung where he can see it every time he sits at his desk this is the bargain you made, asshole you knew better and you did this to the rest of us anyway

The conclusion you'd inevitably come to would be "oh so it turns out we're apocalyptically stupid and our thoughts should be quarantined from the general population instead of constantly repeated to millions of people as a gas leak in audio form"

This is exactly what you two boneheads wanted and it's going like complete shit, wouldn't it be awesome if you could think about the implications of that for three seconds

BILL MAHER: seems like everywhere you look these days women are saying sir we asked you to leave

Wow, UK Labour just gets worse and worse, eh?

If only there were some sort of marketplace, perhaps online, where people could compare insurance plans and choose one for themselves. Perhaps with some financial assistance for those who need it….

I was in a band in high school that was going to compete in the "battle of the bands" talent competition but we had to break up because our bassist went on a five day drunk, stole his grandfather's car, and got sent off to military school in South Carolina.

I once drove halfway across the country for a party and drove back the next day.

I got married and then moved out of my house two weeks later and lived in Georgia and Nebraska for a year by myself

I want people to be able to change their minds. It has to be okay to do so. But if you spent 6 terms in Congress voting for almost all of the shitty things, then maybe slow your roll a little bit. You can stop by. It's fine. We'll probably let you hang out. But you don't get to pick the music.

I had a country music band drive across state lines to try to "rescue" a family member from my inpatient hospice unit at gunpoint.

I just gave a large donation to the Doctor The Frog Invasive Plant Removal Fund. I hear they are getting a mechanical tree puller lever thingee. I also frequently give to the Skipbidder's Cat Treat Fund.

I have seen many a thing in my life…but I have never seen them change a demographic minimum from 18 to 15 & doing so in service of pedophiles. The other interesting part about this is that they’re really sticking with 15 as if it’s lowkey a preference. This is fucking GROSS.

Is there some sort of pattern here? Help me, it's so hard to see.

You don't have to do the dishes. You can just watch first time reaction video of Groove Is in the Heart. They can't stop you.

Unpopular opinion: my opinions should be more popular

i will kind of accept this from some random person who barely pays attention. ben shapiro though? he's just lying

Our grant was for cancer research, but screw that.

It's legitimately impressive to act with this much bad faith.

It’s always the ones who don’t surprise you in the slightest bit.

Seems like a good day to remind everyone that Jared Kushner advised Saudi Crown Prince MBS on how to “weather the storm” after his hit squad slaughtered American journalist Jamal Khashoggi.

"“He wasn’t here with a hand out,” said resident Allen Davis. “A lot of them that come today come here for the benefits they can get, for the goodies and the handouts. He wasn’t that man.”" what if I told you 99.9999% of immigrants were in fact that man because theres no fucking benefits to be had

A big indicator of this fascist moment, for me, was exposing Hanania’s past as pseudonymous white supremacist blogger, him issuing a non-apology apology then writing gutter racist shit under real name, & nevertheless enjoying mainstream success reminder of who he is www.huffpost.com/entry/richar...

Back off of poor Keith here. Tons of men in their 50s pay for 18-year-olds to go through college. Usually their dads.

Happy Friday everybody.

Oh hey, I found the war on christmas

Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done

WW makes sure not to minimize any of the 42 zillion other reasons this guy should be resigning or being removed. If I had ever said something like that at a job, I'd expect to be looking at, let us say, some adverse employment consequences... (1/2)

Larry still gets a castle to live in and probably a stipend. But he no longer gets to call himself the Colonel-in Chief of the Royal Highland Fusiliers of Canada or the Duke of York.

All I want is a little popup that says “This person doesn’t follow you. Your joke won’t look like one.” All I get is excerpts from a book I have no interest in reading.

Wait. So the story is that Bill Maher isn't planning on doing standup comedy. That's the story? Okay. I am also not planning on doing standup comedy. Are there sequels planned to this article? Every day you list something else Bill Maher can't do very well and therefore isn't going to do it?

#3157 A helpful tutorial

Played this with the sound on. My tuxedo cat came running over at top speed in order to hiss and puff up.

I realize that most of the new measles wards will be named after RFK Jr. But hopefully a few of them will also honor Senator Bill Cassidy for his work in helping this project come to fruition.

Still reads it to this day? I'm a bit of a slow reader myself.

Bret Stephens, making the case for the United States invading Venezuela: "Why hasn’t Greta Thunberg set sail to Caracas with symbolic deliveries of food?" ...No one has ever made Bret Stephens look worse than Bret Stephens. The competition is only ever for second place.

I got a couple of your plants, @nih-llamas.bsky.social Hope they are nice.

Love that the same people who insist we don't need a childcare safety net because Grandparents can help out then come at Mayor-elect Wilson because her kid's Grandparents help out.

I'm feeling okay about the current situation. I've got a poli sci degree, so I know that none of these things that are happening are actually allowed to happen. So it's fine.

At least Nixon* died before he got to see that he actually won. *The judges would also have accepted Reagan** **The nerdier historians and poli sci folks would also have accepted The Redeemers

there are quite a few white folks who vividly recall and rather miss Jim Crow alive and voting in this country right now

Who could’ve guessed that the politician who adopted a Nazi sympathizer slogan, defended marchers carrying Nazi flags as “very fine people,” pardoned the “Camp Auschwitz” insurrectionist, elevated a Sieg Heiling oligarch, and dined with neo-Nazis would’ve sided with the welcome-more-Nazis faction?

Please don't let her be the only one. Larry Summers is a massive figure in Democratic politics. He's also a racist and misogynistic sex pest, a best friend to Jeffrey Epstein for more than a decade after his first conviction for child prostitution, and a reactionary centrist to boot.

You can read the first chapter here, to find out if you think you'll hate it or not: www.tom-cox.com/the-reason-y... And @blackwells.bsky.social will send the book to you with - amazingly - free international delivery: blackwells.co.uk/bookshop/pro...

i'd say it did. the public put a group of thieves, vandals and extremists in office last november and they promptly went about destroying everything that might work to limit their ability to loot, steal and inflicting pain on the people they hate

Imagine turning to the frauds and failures of U.S. mainstream news for advice about how to run a progressive city.

Okay, automated push notifying system. I’m a pretty easy mark. Reminders that “You left something in your cart” work on me. Unless you send a notification about an item that is still out of stock —which is why I didn’t buy it previously).

Not sure who said that the November weather was supposed to turn so Novemberish all of a sudden. Don’t they know I’ve still got stuff to do outside?

I noticed this is getting engagement so folks must be talking about Olivia Nuzzi again