Think I’m gonna turn on this dolphins game

who remembers these (we used to set the alarms so we wouldn't miss our flight to Jeffrey Epstein's private island)

Shane Beamer after seeing that the Virginia Tech parachute option was no longer available.

Just saw automated text on a video that spelled Dan Bongino as “Tampon Gino” and I don’t think I’ll be unseeing that.

listen there was simply no way to know that Brian Kelly would be extremely unpleasant to deal with

Welcome to Bluesky: here’s a petition to primary your senator, and an Eagles jersey

Did I have to send crypto to a guy on discord? Yes. Does it have a 24/7 feed of King of the Hill I can throw in when everything is on commercial break? Also yes

Me: [drinks straight from OJ carton] Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better

And with that, we have our first scoreless first half in the NFL in nearly two years.

Could tonight be the night ✨

Diego Pavia has as many career wins over Auburn as South Carolina does

Girl, same

i'm flabbergasted, that's the stupidest degree of body control I've ever seen

sighted

Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol made $95.8 million in 2024. The median barista made just $14,674. That's a 6,666-to-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio. The largest of all S&P 500 companies. Every single worker should walk out. Americans deserve a livable wage. Enough!

(incredibly loud automated phone voice) SORRY, DID YOU WANT ME TO SAVE THAT “DAVE COULDN’T PROJECT MANAGE HIS WAY OUT OF A FUCKING PAPER BAG” NOTE?

Sundowning is gonna hit even harder this week for him

“Babe you okay? You’ve hardly touched your Robin Leach VHS tapes from 1982”

They have reinvented the tape recorder.

Judge Sara Ellis humiliated a Justice Department attorney after he tried to shut down questions about Stephen Miller’s role in Chicago’s ICE crackdown.

Too bad we just pulled in after driving all night. Bunxton and Farfalle want brunch

The Cuomo rally is playing “Living on a Prayer” lollll this rules

Run the fucking ball

Dems got over 40% in Cherokee County btw

doesn't this feel great? don't you want more of that? fantastic, get your fighting shoes on

I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor

I’m probably not going to vote for Mamdani tomorrow. Sorry, I just don’t see myself establishing residency in New York in the next 24 hours and even then I think it’s too late to register to vote anyway.

COLLINS: But the argument from Republicans is that Biden used an autopen for pardons and didn't know who he was pardoning. Trump is openly saying he did not know who he was pardoning. MARKWAYNE MULLIN: He said it was recommended to him. He gets a lot of recommendations. He pardons a lot of people.

every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"

Brissett is playing like his hair is on fire and I’m here for it

Aloof Wife Guy.

dissatisfied by the New York Times coverage of Zohran Mamdani? great news! I talked to the guy Thursday about his campaign’s success at bringing community together beyond this election, and contextualized how it’s potentially shifted youth engagement with politics by simply listening @teenvogue.com

www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb... "... It isn't ICE. It isn't CBP. It's a Frankenstein force, stitched together from multiple agencies but loyal to none. Its purpose is to create a community response designed for social media clicks, rather than to keep communities safe..." This is fascism

their plainly stated goal is to starve forty million people until they get what they want, which is to rip health care away from millions more that this is too monstrous for most news organizations to tell the truth about does not change the facts

That punt by the Falcons is a soul-breaking moment

PANTHERS

TWO PUMPS FOR THE PANTHERS

Real ball

Should’ve imported some from Coastal if they wanted to win

I am once again wondering

Lololol

Former President Barack Obama, who has not endorsed a candidate for mayor of New York City, called Zohran Mamdani and praised his campaign.

Mario Cristobal show me the wonders of your mind

FWIW Usha seems to have been fine with all of his decisions to date and I assume she'll do whatever it takes to further his political career until proven otherwise.

Like pretty much everyone in that era he bet wrong on where the nation was headed