democrats: we're waiting for our good friends the republicans to wake up and turn on trump republicans: we're indicting james comey for an instagram pic and trying to get disney thrown off air cause jimmy kimmel talked shit about us

A million seconds ago was April 14th. A billion seconds ago was 1994. A TRILLION seconds ago was 30,000 B.C. The US national debt grows by $1 Trillion every 150 days.

It's called the White House Correspondents Association because everything they say seems to correspond with the White House.

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

Just a reminder that past motives for assassination attempts have included: "because the ghost of William McKinley told me to," "to save the trees" and "to impress Jodie Foster."

Brilliant

Years from now when your loved ones are dying or bankrupted by the results of this…remember who did it and who enabled it

I’m fascinated by these media cycles that are unmoored from any actual development or event in the real world, but which fuel days, even weeks, of content production and commentary. Someone tweeted something, then the Times made a vitality-bait video, now TCW does his little dance—all about nothing.

You've probably been wondering: "How many eels is a cottage worth in 14th C. England?" This is a reasonable question. I get it. And happily, I'm here to help! I included a chart showing this kind of equivalence in an article I wrote for HistoryExtra , but here's an excerpt! 🗃️🧪

Also, hoping the lady who says Obama is guilty of treason, the guy who thinks Trump is Jesus, the lady sleeping with her security detail and who drinks on the job, and the guy who harvests raccoon penises will vote the president mentally unfit for office doesn't seem like the soundest strategy.

To any Hungarians annoyed that Americans are placing the credit for your momentous victory on the shoulders of our stunningly repellent little weasel of a VP: you are correct to feel that way, I'm sorry, we just want to seize any available oppurtunity to humiliate him specificially

This must hit so hard if you’re incredibly stupid.

From a post: “Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization. So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.”

Senator Ron Wyden is one of the more restrained members of the Senate who carefully chooses his words. I’ve never seen him angry. When RON WYDEN says this, LISTEN:

Trump lost this war in every possible sense — morally, legally, politically, economically, reputationally, and strategically.

my parents on the moon launch mom: why are they going to the moon dad: same reason we go to your brother in Australia- some people like going very far away to a place where you die if you go outside

ht: @stephenking.bsky.social

Let me start a belated thread of Aotearoa New Zealand silvan birds. To lead things off, a New Zealand Bellbird photographed on Kapiti Island.

Spot on.

At this stage, probably worth a try... #illegalwar #presidentmoron

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

your grandparents voting for reagan

Ok step one is to make them look less delicious

No Kings in Utqiaġvik (Barrow) Alaska!

“When homophobic hate comes my way and says, ‘Why did you have to make it a gay story?’ We say, ‘Because you ask questions like that. It’s not a gay story it’s a love story, you asshole” —Nick Offerman, his response to people bitching about his character being gay in The Last of Us.

haha how silly… oh (from @twonks.bsky.social)

"The 8-and-a-half million people of New York City were disgusted by me and that's clearly a commentary on the people of New York..."

RIP Robert Mueller, he was preceded in death by the Rule of Law.

In Medical School, we learned a long list of possible kinds of impairment a person might develop after a stroke. "Turning MAGA" wasn't yet a thing, but it might need to be taught now.

Genius.

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

Remember guys, you can’t afford a gas rig, or a coal mine, or a nuclear power station, but you can afford to put some cheap solar panels on your roof. That’s why the fossil fuel industry has spent billions trying to kill renewable energy. The dealer needs to keep you addicted.

One day the NYT's editors will read these stories again and be ashamed of themselves. Mamdani called the attack "heinous," "criminal," "reprehensible," "terrorism," and "the antithesis of who we are." The insinuation that he's conflicted about this is disgraceful. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/n...

Screaming

Firing a pilot mid-air is such a wonderful metaphor for this admin

Perhaps the President of the United States is not the President of the United States.

lol incredible AIPAC ad. Quoting Kat's high school newspaper from when she was literally 16 years old. An AI generated campaign pin that gives up on spelling her name, seemingly making her Hawaiian. Another AI generated pin that makes Marco Rubio extremely handsome for no reason. Fantastic work. 🧑‍🍳😘

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

If you want to distract from the Epstein Files, maybe don't name your act of war something that also has the initials E F. Epstein Fury? Epic Files? We live in a grotesquely absurd timeline.

This is amazing. www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

Doctors say that vaccines are the best way to protect children against measles. A guy who eats dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says they should just swim in untreated sewage water instead. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

congrats to the mens hockey team for letting a demented 80 year old sex criminal steal your shine and make himself the center of your accomplishment

Christo-Fascism #Abortion #FuckTheseGuys #PedoProtectors #Trump #Epstein #EpsteinClass

What are the odds they flew him around Death Valley and told him he was in Iraq, all while whispering about what a Big Brave Boy he was being?

The Supreme Court: