MLB Umpires Replaced By Lawn Chair Representing Strike Zone

I've been listening to this podcast, and it's reminded me of the inappropriate ways my teachers acted around me in HS. I had a teacher hire me to babysit his kid, and when he got home, he proceeded to polish off a bottle of wine with me still present. It was deeply uncomfortable

Outdoorsy types & lovers of merino socks: The Union of REI workers is asking us to pledge to join a worker lead boycott during the company’s big annual spring sale. Sign the pledge @reiunion.bsky.social 💪🏻 #UnionStrong

Does your big sister send you Easter Candy in the mail???

When did we start calling it "Cap Hill"? It's just "the hill" ... right? Capitol Hill people, please weigh in.

trans day of visibility? NO. trans day of pocket sand

Seattle's historic 1906 King Street Station tower framed by the forty-five foot tall traditional Pai-Lau gateway marking the western entrance to Seattle's Chinatown, constructed 2007 with 8,000 ceramic tiles from southern China:

Two young boys were locked up inside ICE's notorious detention center in Texas. Then Ms. Rachel shared their stories.

My petty fleeting thought tonight is that I have thicker, more lustrous hair than my nemesis.

Most economists agree by the time you're 50, you should: - own one square mile of the moon - get advice from an enchanted elk skull - have your own engraved dueling daggers - spend one weekend per month floating through the forest as a bat-winged nightmare

Today I'm feeling vindicated and petty. The kind of petty I'll be drinking from for awhile.

Free #Mariners baseball, y'all! www.lookoutlanding.com/seattle-mari... #TridentsUp @lookoutlanding.bsky.social

I made this dish tonight, and I think it's healed me from my fava bean trauma.

Laura LeMoon spent two years photographing the sites where serial killer Gary Ridgway’s victims were last seen or where their bodies were discovered.

Here's a gift link to a very cool story. Whenever Dr. Goldin would like like to help me with salary negotiations, I'm all ears! Gift link www.wsj.com/economy/wnba...

I highly recommend sitting at the bar eating chips and pico while watching the baseball game.

Glad to see that the good people of Cincinnati showed up for No Kings in solidarity despite everyone's differing chili restaurant preferences

I think of a friend's elderly mother who shouted at the table at brunch that Trump was a traitor, and should be hung. She didn't give two fucks what anyone thought

I husband said something really kind to me. "If anyone ever accuses you of being a bad friend, they're a fucking asshole". I need to hear that every so often.

Not only is this a great idea but it’s a thread of beautiful flowers if you need one

Whales understand pregnancy better than Republicans

1– Hey everyone. This is something hard to ask. It’s very personal but I’m going to have to be straight forward because I don’t know where else to ask. Truly, I don’t. My brother took his own life. The funeral is *literally* across the country and I need to be there by Monday.

This lightrail train keeps hitting the brake like a 16 year old learning to drive.

It's #ThirstyThursday, which means everything (yes, even top shelf, book club, custom blends, etc) is 10% off at fridaytea.com through midnight PST! 🍵🛍️

1. The largest medical organization in the United States, the American Medical Association, has reaffirmed that gender affirming care for trans youth is medically necessary. It disavowed the New York Times reporting. Incredible development for trans youth. Subscribe to support our journalism.

In the hopes that the larger #GIJoe community of People Who Need Shirts to Wear to Conventions / Comic Shops / Everday Life, here's a thread of all my designs. I think they're unlike anything else out there, I'm just saying! Plus, I always *need* the money. www.teepublic.com/user/brettwh...

I'm full of optimism today! I'm looking forward to feeling like shit about the mariners by May

Just watched a lady hand a little biscuit to a crow. The crow cawed and she replied, "you're welcome!" Crow was so delighted

You’re not living rent free in my head you actually owe me a lot of money and need to start paying me

The last couple weeks I've had the most vivid dreams. Incredibly cinematic with time travel and world travel. It's like my imagination woke up. Not very restful, but I've been amused every morning when I wake up.

Bring back rent parties! Our ancestors showed us the way! officiallangstonhughes.com/rent-parties...

I love that they put that weird ballet in the middle of the movie basically as an excuse to add Cyd Charisse

I love my Gen Z employee. He LOVES music, and especially lady singers. I get to share all my facts about Linda Rondstat and Carole King, and he's so impressed. Is this what it feels like for 45 year old men when they date 22 year olds?

the real hack is shifting all that lover girl energy back to yourself

Twice Sold Tales is my neighborhood book shop. Yes, this Twice Sold Tales! www.instagram.com/twicesoldtales Jamie recommended I finally read "Never Cry Wolf", and so far it's really fascinating.

Went into my student loan account to make sure I really did pay it off. It's definitely paid off, and I'm so angry at the interest rate, and how much I paid over the years. Anyone coming into my mentions telling me I should have known better gets automatically blocked.

One of my poster stops are two large boards in baggage claim at Sea-Tac. I have to go change them out next Friday, and I'm a little nervous. Gonna keep my eyes peeled, but I don't feel good about it.

Bruno Ganz in "Wings of Desire" - BOTD

From propane and parenting to paintball and potty problems, these episodes capture everything 'King of the Hill' does best.

This box is in view of my apartment window. I joked to a friend that it's like a hummingbird feeder. I get to watch all variety of humans visit, and it's wonderful.

I think we're going win, but I want to win hard enough that we start paying artists to paint murals in post offices again. (This time the post offices are also banks.)

I saw some of the best dance tonight. Alvin Ailey's Revelations still fucking hits

formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format

Ok, #fragrancesky and #perfumesky friends, here's the final offerings. Shipping only within US. Venmo preferred, but will also consider swaps. DM for inquiries and questions!

Whenever I hear announcements from the people at the Hadron Collider, every headline and story reads like medieval alchemist wizardry, that my feeble peasant mind will never understand.

When we used to be a country

Last night, my husband and I sat and listened to Afroman's diss tracks. He is one of the funniest people in america, and I am still amazed at his ingenuity. May he live a long time 💗

Philly is doing the people's work.

Okay between paying off one of my loans and hearing that Afroman won his free speech case, I'm so overjoyed! This is the shit right here!