It’s kinda funny how every team Tyler Adams plays for basically totally bypasses central midfield in their build-out passing patterns

Kicked out for “training ground spying“ but 115 FC continues to win trophies every year and will just get slapped with a $10 million fine at most

Nico O’Reilly is an unbelievably good player

That damn everclear song on the Romeo + Juliet soundtrack is so sick

My belly is full of salmon and roasted root vegetables and I’m happy

I just ordered a couple Gene Wolfe books and I’m excited to read them. Never ready anything by him before

It’s good we already have the 29 best players in the world and it’s impossible to improve this team or else Waibel would have some work to do. But everyone knows we already have the 29 best players in the world so he definitely shouldn’t do anything except give a 5 year extension to Yeimar (34)

Doctor sounders, rehabilitating teams on life support since 09

Someone should go to prison for the apps giving me a “new” friend suggestion to me that I’ve already been suggested and ignored >40x

Joe Dickerson on the whistle tomorrow for Seattle. By the most objective measure of refereeing quality, this is the best referee in the league. He has awarded the Sounders 13 penalties in his career, while awarding 0 penalties to their opponents.

Imagine being a El Paso Locomotive player and they choose to have a fake guy be their marketing campaign

Bechamel, velouté, espagnole, tomate, hollandaise, and mayonnaise

think I’ve got a template I like now

God damn I just re-read that first chapter from Underworld about the baseball game and it’s still really good

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Two soccer dreams I’d love to see realized before I die: Balkan Super League United Irish League

Sometimes I think about Preki and how he went straight from Red Star Belgrade to scoring like 1000 goals for the Tacoma Stars and it’s funny to think of a player doing that now

Finding myself jumping 10 seconds ahead during the game while I’m watching on reply so I can skip parts of this episode of the Max Bretos podcast 🙄

Take that, Bruce!

I’m totally exhausted after several days of basically no sleep to meet some deadlines and tomorrow is a holiday so there is no way in hell I’m waking up for a 3.30 am kickoff. Sorry everyone but you’ll have to do without my live commentary where I post stuff like “no way that’s not a foul” this time

Gio Reyna is only 23 years old and I feel like I’ve heard enough about him to last a lifetime and almost all of it has been against my will

Replacing Starbucks locations one by one with other, better coffee shops is a net W for the city in my book.

If Arsenal want to win the league this year they should try getting more favorable VAR reviews

I complain a lot about the Seattle Sounders but you could line up every stupid move we’ve ever done in a row and play them in a loop forever and it would never be as bad or funny as whatever Minnesota thought they were doing here

*checks FotMob* yeah a draw against this team is rough

If I can count correctly, we are tied for third fewest goals scored in the West and fourth fewest in MLS. We need to score more goals

Doctor sounders, rehabilitating teams on life support since 09

Guys I know he scored but if the moose were truly loose he’d have 3 today. He’s on work release. At best on parole

I feel like we are pretty good when we keep the ball on the floor instead of resorting to that cross that never works

Ok let’s win now

Hardcore challenge: all your attackers must take a touch every time instead of shooting first time

Not a red?

So not a handball and also not a corner?

Someone please fucking shoot the ball

Close up of our only left footed defender pointing a this hamstring and saying “it hurts right there”

I respect Anders Dreyer’s commitment to being a high-level soccer player while just looking like a guy

Manu Duah is really good I think

Kalani’s having a bit of a rough one so far through 37’

San Diego have been pretty bad this year but their attacking movement off the ball in our box is really good. They go from no options to lots of options extremely quickly

When you have the chance to shoot and you shoot on target, sometimes you score. We should try that

I think this is my favorite commentator pair of the apple people. Maybe Costigan and Edu are tied

Still find the word that a grown man chooses to go by “Mikey”

James Rodríguez departing Minnesota:

Let’s win today

It’s HamKam-Vålerenga time, baby

Look at this neat day bed/sofa. Wouldn’t this day bed/sofa look excellent in my office www.finn.no/456533306

The NYT and The Athletic, man. A lot of people who work there do a great job, but the people running the show are about as gutless and morally bankrupt as it gets

I want you guys to check out the village my co-worker comes from. It doesn’t get much farther north than this

We as Americans have got to bring back as an adjective. I categorically reject the britishism “shit” as a descriptor (ie “they play shit football innit”). “shitty” is so much better