Gotta say the people who were severely worried that GTA might turn me into a killer sure give off a lot of homicidal maniac vibes.

World is going to be gone in a week anyways. I'm taking my kid on a road trip for spring break before we all end up living in a cave. www.npr.org/2026/04/07/n...

There are no authors on Bluesky who can accurately how awesome post 8pm Seattle is on a clear day from April to around the end of September

Watched the latest Arctic Wolf scam training video and it left me with a strong desire to Watch Weird Al's aluminum foil music video and burning question as to why they are so obsessed with the first amendment.

Amongst the many agendas a democrat run congress needs to have, and the one that for obvious reasons won't get talked about here, is we need to make it illegal for employees to be replaced when companies are taken over for at least 2-3 years. Reapplying for your job is B.S

Off topic but looking Ted Kazanski up and he debuted at 19 and never made another MLB appearance after the age of 24. Hit .199 in AAA the next year. Very weird career. Retired at 30

Dog sitting week with this super chill guy

Google Search Results are wild today

These guys should get together and discuss talking points therealnews.com/rubio-iran-m...

This was the best April Fools joke of all time. www.youtube.com/shorts/5gNGQ...

Checking back in and I hope the M’s yet prove me wrong but looking like a good night to do something else after the 5th

Team USA doing a bang up job of matching FIFA and Trumps vibes in creating excitement for this World Cup

Janotmaicantheworldcup

Oh I just found out about something funnier than Italy failing to qualify

If the U.S is ever going to truly prove itself in world soccer, guys like McKennie and Pulisic will have to leave a country that can't even make a world cup and go to MLS.

OMG Italy HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The real winners are the countries who lose out on a trip to America today.

Mind so warped by wordle, at first glance I was left trying to figure out what version they were playing

As a Customer Service rep I have a lot of things I say over and over like catch phrases such as Shut up your face If you don't like it go to our competitors Oh yeah well you suck to I don't wanna Don't blame me its capitalism Etc.

Got to give it to Trump. We've spent decades trying to get Janitors living wages and here he is just making it happen with no RW pushback. Truly the greatest of all socialists.

Does college basketball have a mercy rule?

As someone who has been tormented by the Mariners for decades I fully understand this may be the only W over the Astros I get this season so I will revel in it. Paper AL West Champs!

Turns out teaching 18yo's to kill, handing them massive weapons, teaching them brown people are subhuman and then dumping them into the middle of a war zone produces a lot of bad people.

I’m always happy I’m to find out I’m not online quite enough to understand why everyone on Bluesky hates each other

Feels a shame to drink this

Bilingual messages are good. Spending 2 minutes listening to a long unskippable bilingual message before you can leave a VM is not.

Me at 9 am today "crap I didn't do a bracket" Me right now "lol Im glad I didn't do a bracket"

Sounders have never lost in Spokane time to sell longacres and build a stadium in the Compton of Washington

Our government has entered the "what did I do" phase

"Hey guys we're screwing over foreigners way more than we're screwing over you" -Richard Nixon -Ronald Reagan -George Bush -Other George Bush -Donald Trump

I will never not believe that the dumbest thing the NCAA has done is force teams who won their conference tourney to have to play each other in a play in tournament to get into a field of 64 teams.

Everyone gets mad their sick coworkers show up to work but no one votes to allow their sick coworkers to stay home sick.

If we're just going to toss the constitution in the scrap heap then this is my President.

Its cute people think Trump reads. Looks like they forgot to make him a tv show.

America is so jacked up I’m about to be rooting for Jose Altuve.

99.9% of the people on this planet just want to work and have vacations from time to time. The other .1% want all the money and have missiles

FYI if you are ever in Leavenworth I still consider this to be the best coffee in Washington. Haven't found better. (Just don't get the seasonal drink) homespunpear.com

Continuing my belief that all Americans should be forced to play Oregon Trail so they can be reminded that people used to die due to the “natural” crap these fools are trying to bring back

Europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of Hormuz

Starting a war in Iran while simultaneously arresting and/or murdering multiple people from the Middle East who worked with us in past wars doesn't seem like a strategically sound move.

Things that People simultaneously do for fun and condemn Seattle for

Can’t do Leavenworth with hitting up Blewett brewing

The opposite of the Thunderdome. 2 will enter 3 may leave

Proper eastern Washington bathroom

Rest stop will be open in a week

Vegetarian impossible sliders

Trump hit us with so much crap no one is talking about the fact we spent a year paying tariffs and somehow corporations are going to take a massive handout in the end.