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A parody of American soccer journalism and content creation. Have a tip? DMs open
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Parker Smith
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rob stone: 1-0 USA, thoughts on the half? zlatan: weak, zlatan would have scored 3 carli lloyd: too many smiles out there for me, & celebrating the goal? the job isn't done yet. alexi lalas: 5 years later the media is still calling them insurrectionists, but on that day i saw nothing but patriots
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Pulisic was matching with other girls on Raya while still in a relationship. Why hasn’t that confidence in front of goal translated to the USMNT?
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Early front runner for the 2027 FIFA Peace Prize
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6 days ago
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That Chainsmokers performance was incredibly lame
7 days ago
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It’s never a good thing when the far left and the far right agree on something
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Steffen, get ready to learn USL Championship, buddy
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7 days ago
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Just look at this goal. What an awful first touch to tee it up for a volley. MLS continues to let down the USMNT by not developing enough technical talent. By: Tactical Manager
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7 days ago
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I can’t compete
10 days ago
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The USMNT just conceded 9 goals in the last 2 games. Here’s why Patrick Agyemang has absolutely no right to be on the World Cup roster.
11 days ago
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Portugal announce their kit for Tuesday night
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12 days ago
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Turner can’t stop the long ball. We can’t close down the perimeter. Pulisic’s trail defense is lazy. Is the USMNT cooked from three point range this World Cup? By: USMNT Stan
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The Scuffed Podcast
15 days ago
For all people interested in playing soccer tomorrow and/or getting drunk in Atlanta information here ⬇️
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Leander **PRE-ORDER THE LONG GAME** Schaerlaeckens
18 days ago
The friends
@barnesandnoble.com
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#USMNT
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When a team concedes 11 goals in two games it’s hard to point a finger at any one individual. But if I’m on the USMNT bubble I definitely wouldn’t want to be a key defensive player on a team that has just conceded 11 in the last two.
23 days ago
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It’s over, baseball freaks
25 days ago
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John Muller
25 days ago
We go live to the AFCON final
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BREAKING: MLS awards 2024 MLS Cup and 2025 Supporters’ Shield to Inter Miami after lengthy appeals process.
25 days ago
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Messi, Muller, Son, etc moving to MLS and playing well. Morris, Agyemang, Cremaschi, Freeman, etc. moving to Europe and not failing. MLS youth getting MLS minutes and succeeding. It’s breaking the brains of USMNT X
25 days ago
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Eugene Rupiński
30 days ago
Since the NWSL starts back up tomorrow, here’s my periodic reminder to let me know of any woso journalist who isn’t already on my starter pack. Any league, any language.
go.bsky.app/EucPPCe
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This is some kind of sick joke for RBNY fans
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about 1 month ago
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Props to Horvath for making his wall take the blame here. Shuffling to the near post, that they had covered, was definitely their fault.
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about 1 month ago
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Is MLS developing too many young players?
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about 1 month ago
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USL's Winter of Discontent: Why a union busting email is actually a sophisticated tribute to 1980s English football culture
about 1 month ago
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Kyle Foley
about 1 month ago
PLEASE SHARE: As many of you know, I've been helping families in Orlando affected by ICE with food/bills. I met with 2 new families this week, one can't afford groceries and the other is late on rent. Trying to raise $1,000 along w/what I've put together locally. Can send via PayPal/Venmo: @KFoleyFL
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Bad news for MLS
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about 1 month ago
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These new NWSL kits are (mostly) incredible! But what are we doing pricing a YOUTH jersey at $110!? In this economy?
about 1 month ago
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BJ Callaghan would have taken this USMNT to heights never before seen. It's a shame the Fed lost him to Nashville, where he continues to show out. Here's why the fates of Ramsay and Nancy prove the USMNT can never be managed by a former MLS coach ever again. By: 11 Yanks
about 1 month ago
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Congratulations to Chris Richards, Folarin Balogun, Matt Freese, Timothy Weah, and Alejandro Zendejas on their World Cup 2026 USMNT roster spots!
about 1 month ago
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Don Garber is playing you again. He demanded Michael Bradley field a team of toddlers to dismantle Orlando, gave a 17 year old player of the matcheeek, and now there are rumors Griezmann is coming to Orlando. Do you not see what’s going on here? Real practitioners see it for what it is. By: 3four3
about 2 months ago
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Bad news for MLS?
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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How dare someone release raw off field footage of Lionel Messi’s postgame assault on the referee crew before the league office had an opportunity do a full forensic analysis of Messi’s exact coordinates. By: Favian Renkel
about 2 months ago
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After reviewing the post match footage from the Inter Miami vs. LAFC match it’s clear the referee demonstrated a complete lack of respect. You don’t just walk away from the greatest of all time. The entire crew, including the VAR, should be fined for conduct detrimental to the league.
about 2 months ago
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I could win MLS with an average MLS Next Pro team. Not because of the talent level but because of the tactical schooling players receive in Next Pro. Just look at my RBNY team, they do a ton of basic things right and decoded this league in no time. By: Michael Bradley
about 2 months ago
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I’m looking at the MLS sidelines on matchday 1, and all I see is a sea of laptops and guys who look like they’re waiting for an Excel spreadsheet to tell them when to sub. This league has officially traded its soul for PowerPoints. They don't want winners. They want accountants. By: Eric Wynalda
about 2 months ago
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I could win MLS with an average MLS Next Pro team. Not because of the talent level but because of the tactical schooling players receive in Next Pro. Just look at my RBNY team, they do a ton of basic things right and decoded this league in no time. By: Michael Bradley
about 2 months ago
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John Muller
about 2 months ago
It’s a risky strategy, Forsberg tends not to show up around kids
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Michael Bradley really watched those first two MLS games and thought “I’m going to win the Shield with the MLS Next Pro side.”
about 2 months ago
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Are MLS Academies producing too many young professional talents?
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about 2 months ago
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But…why? What is this graphic? Why are we torturing fans?
about 2 months ago
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Dan H
about 2 months ago
“Football developed in countries that didn’t televise matches. If MLS’ broadcast quality gets any worse, US Soccer may finally be heading in the right direction.”
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Can’t believe MLS didn’t post this here
about 2 months ago
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The 2026 MLS season kicks off today. Here are the top 6 reasons to watch anything else instead, including why Messi is the most watchable player in the history of football.
about 2 months ago
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Desperate for your X to give you one more chance. Just come on over. Your friends are waiting…
about 2 months ago
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Aguirre says Obed is a "must-select" just because of a move to Atleti? Mexico is cooked! Anyway, it would be a fireable offense for Pochettino not to call up Johnny in March now that he’s healthy. We can’t leave La Liga caliber players, breathing European air off the squad. By: Tactical Manager
about 2 months ago
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Josh Sargent leaving a historic relegation scrap at Carrow Road for a closed league franchise in Canada is a tragedy for the sport. When players aren't willing to sacrifice holidays, comfort, or proximity to a Tim Hortons to play in a proper European pyramid, then the game is truly gone.
about 2 months ago
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I've studied the data and decided to make MLS the Jake Paul of global soccer. The market wants a spectacle. We're marketing every match week to feel less like a traditional soccer league and more like a sanctioned celebrity bout. This is the disruption the sport has been begging for. By: Don Garber
about 2 months ago
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As seen on the other place. Kicking myself for not having come up with this. Gotta do better.
about 2 months ago
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John Parker
about 2 months ago
When we stated Kickback Soccer Media, I asked all the co-founders what was the one organization that we most wanted to work with. We had one unanimous answer...St. Pauli. This partnership is the result of not only Kickback's amazing soccer storytelling capabilities, but also an alignment of values.
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John Muller
about 2 months ago
Following MLS is harder than it should be, so I made an automated daily newsletter that rounds up high-quality coverage from around the league. I'll tell you all about it tomorrow but you can sign up in advance here:
tally.so/r/eq6DQx
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