dispatch from our first High School open house of the 8th grade season

They look like they're about to demand the surrender of Paddington Bear to the authorities.

Chotiner right before he puts away the voice recorder, every time

this labeler doesn't miss

me when I have to do all the work today that I pushed off on the off chance....

Are you a bad enough dude?

super fucked a bunch of evangelical tiktok grifters are using Rosh Hashanah for another rapture meme

So Athletic, the non-alcoholic beer company, sometimes makes (sadly, online only) sours, and my friend got me some and omg, it's very good, which is good for me as a person who loves sour beers and does not want to get drunk much anymore

Hi. My name is Ashley Jamieson. I am an attorney. And for the last 19 months, I have been working for @USDA in the Office of General Counsel in the Civil Rights, Labor, and Employment unit as a litigation atty. Fighting for the rights of workers. And this morning they fired me.

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man I'd be so pissed if I was a chimpanzee in a zoo and found out all the other chimps were out partying every day

Seeing the Bill Watterson originals full of pencil lines of stuff that didn’t work, scuffs the eraser didn’t pick up, white out galore and more was something I needed to see to remind myself that nothing is perfect the first go and tweaks need to be made and you’re allowed to try again.

there's a Safeway pharmacy across the street from the Wheaton stop, if anyone is looking to go just a little bit into MD (and take a very long escalator)

i don’t think people on bluesky understand the severity of this situation. i woke up to literally hundreds of texts from friends and family thinking about either moving back home to india or applying to other countries for jobs. this includes me.

The Kennedy Center is doing The Sound of Music currently and it's just.... a little on the nose, frankly

eat shit, hair ruffler deadline.com/2025/09/jimm...

I have not posted as many Lynx highlights as I should but I also want to recommend @stevejones20.bsky.social and @dr-thompson.bsky.social for their WNBA posting

watch Clooney start a fucking war

Amok! Amok! Amok! Happy #SpirkDay from the #USSBIMBO #ABBA ⚔️💖🖖🏻

all of these words and they didn't even pick up the Paradox connection. also, zero context to the rest of the phrases, which all point to the same sliver of internet. complete nonsense reporting www.nytimes.com/2025/09/12/u...

was in the friday night mood to watch some movie trailers and tried to go to trailers.apple.com because thats where you go for pretty robust compilation of movie trailers ... holy shit they've killed my, my baby first: now that url above redirects here: tv.apple.com/us/room/edt....

HD-DVD and SuperBeta in the one player for maximum compatibility.

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The Onion has made maybe the funniest thing we've ever done and I can't talk about it yet and it is killing me.

seems like there should be more gravitas to a day on which you saw someone die but it's just a day like any other day which is kind of sad. we might have designed society in kind of a weird way that in hindsight might not have been the best way but i guess some people like it

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my friend Darren said all AI sounds like Crow’s Rutherford B. Hayes report; he’s right

The original hand basket.

he's so gullible his first name should be Mark

@ikemakos.bsky.social hell yeah scorigami

🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.

Free DC merch from @moxiest.art could kinda slap?

only seeing 13 posts in the "top 30 posts in the last 3 hours" feed. all the rest i've apparently blocked the discourse must be HORRENDOUS this morning

this is now outdated information

Gaming it out one step in any direction results in a hard crash to desktop

The Chiefs ran a fire drill to get off the field goal off in time. (It's good)

Real Swanheads include the episodes with Rona’s movie marathon and subsequent interview with the maestro I’ll shut up about it now K. swanboy.com/comic/moviem...

OUCH

Bill Ackman's "tweet" in this video is just the transcript for Grampa Simpson's onion story lmaooooooooo

Is it "in days of your" or "in days of you're"?

Natisha Hiedeman is HOOPING tonight. Steal and a filthy no look pass to keep Lynx within 5.

owe it to yourself to start at the beginning swanboy.com/comic/catchi...

It's halftime so here's Nick Sirianni trying to remember if he closed the garage door when he left the house this morning

This SNL sketch 👌🍕

the minute you start earnestly reading 30-post chains Proving It that's you, Wile E Coyote, looking down

Behold, the #MinCup35 bracket! Use it to follow along, plan campaigns to support your favs, or make predictions on how voting will shake out. We start at the top left on September 1st, then alternate left and right as we work our way down.

I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset. In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia. In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)