Sun-Maid has entered the chat with RAISIN BURRITOS. I collect vintage/branded cookbooks and this one has some real crimes in it.

Beck's entire catelog is over-produced and its way past time someone said something about it [Save draft] [Discard] [Keep editing]

every dead senator gets a thoughtful obituary lauding their “courage” and then if you look it up the courage was filibustering the Give Medicine to Cancer Kids act

lol and then lmao

*listening to vampire on the radio* wow Dave Coulier is still inspiring hits

lmao this damn game

wemby come on man

Welcome to Bluesky, @news.abc.net.au!

I'm going to keep sharing this until y'all get it. The majority of young white voters, vote for Trump.🤷🏿‍♂️ The most common age of a Black person in the US is 27. The most common age for a white person in the US is 58. "Youth vote" is just a euphemism for "there are some Black people in this room"

every time I walk past I'm Eddie Cano I think about @bransonreese.bsky.social 's impeccable dialect work

Photo by @nicolehester.bsky.social for The Tennesseean www.tennessean.com/picture-gall...

That time a BlueSky reply thread hit me so hard whilst stoned that I recorded my subsequent train of thought aloud to my microphone and then forget about it entirely, only to rediscover it many moons later and realize it deserves to be shared with the rest of the world.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gArU... same energy (if less violent)

the only problem with Slay the Spire 2 is that i need like 30 players spamming cards all at once. 4 is just so meh now

Go birds

speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time

I think about this comic all the time.

so anyway, about the Butlerian Jihad

jfc i'm not DISAPPOINTED ive been paying for a domain for the last 10 years without remembering it i'm fucking embarrassed the domain is 5318008.xyz

kid who “found” the class pet dead and the teacher just has to pretend not to know they got Zodiac Jr in their 3rd grade class

America 250 Mountain Dew lmao

holy shit lmao

Oh my fuckin god

Congrats @normcharlatan.bsky.social on tonight’s State of the State shoutout!

Happy April 28 to all who celebrate!

trying an airline lounge, and first impression? -- in my line of sight there are 20 men and 2 women, and 1 of the women is @minakimes.bsky.social on the bar tv very weird place

it’s not even close (this is from 1985)

the most recent meme in your photo roll describes your mental state

Horseshit Theory

My buddy Web looks more like Maui than The Rock does

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it): this is Gutenberg.

absolutely brilliant follow

Our PhD student Kennedy Orwa, who studies applications of AI to health care, was hastily deported today to Kenya along with his 13-year-old son without opportunity to speak to legal counsel. King 5 reports that he held a valid visa that was rescinded without explanation.

His “NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS” post has people asking a lot of questions already answered by his post.

This is excellent www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...

when i think about "peak" Twitter, I think of this post

did you know you can still Poke people on facebook??? *shudder*

Depluralize a movie Dial M for Crow

It was originally a peaceful invention. Not to bread, obviously.

ICYMI we launched this very cool thing yesterday!

*House MD voice* it's /never/ Maybelline

Holy shit, someone found MST3K KTMA episode 3, Star Force II, at a garage sale. Lost media since 1988. www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_Z4...

It’s really funny that Riker is like this for hours and hours and pops out of there completely fine but Tasha Yar takes one somersault and Doctor Crusher is like that’s it folks nothing can be done, that was a really bad somersault

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What if you could collect Wikipedia articles and make them battle? Wikigacha, created by Japanese developer Haruki Sugiyama, turns every Wikipedia article into a collectible trading card.

YES

sorry, this is a wikigacha.com channel now. and furthermore, lmao

[Love Shack voice, solemnly] Baja, Blasted.