Stealing this from a post a friend sent me, Jonathan Frakes at 50% speed sounds like a drunk guy trying to talk to you at a bar

You just know dude on the right got around

B arely hanging in there O n this tree limb, a literal limb this is not a metaphor help N ot sure how far the drop is scared to look down G reat now the bad guy is taunting me from the cliff edge HITS

-wiping my palm against my cargo pants out of respect before reaching out a hand- nice to meet you, my name is [mom got it from a shampoo bottle]

me getting ready to take my semi-feral rescue to the vet

𝙼𝙾𝙳𝙸𝙵𝙸𝙲𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽

happy birthday mom. i still miss you, but it doesn't hurt so much gonna take a huge bong rip for you mom <3

learned the other day that the original drummer for blink 182 was kicked out of the band for being even more of an alcoholic than tom, and is now a cop and that is just so fucking tragic and funny at the same time

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 24,1962

trying to buy weed from my dealer but he's an Oblivion NPC and it's always such a pain in the ass with this persuasion wheel, oh fuck now he's frowning IT WAS A JOKE

People of Earth Check This Out

Have I ever told you The definition of insanity 😺

nofuckagatto Good morning

Look for the helpers

I love this goober so much its stupid

this movie's going to suck so much isn't it

I'm Mohamed, a Palestinian citizen completely worn down by the war. I didn't want this life, but I'm still struggling to feed my family. My family is trapped and starving; no one is checking on them. If you'd like to donate, please do so through the Chuffed platform. 😔⬇️🍉 n9.cl/re19k

Hang it in the Met Not the louvre I still need to get my passport

bang

how could anyone possibly hate this country where else can you see such a thing in front of a tj maxx

'yeah hon i'm gonna be late, yeah the fucking catbus ate another kid's dog today, i really don't know why they even expanded the line'

man sure would be a shame if some big strong sexy country came and took us over right now

i want the 9/11 flip book

My father is in pain every day after his disc surgery and treatment isn't a luxury but a necessity so he can stand again.We urgently need $200 to cover the costs of his treatment and care, and we don't have that amount Every delay increases his pain and postpones his recovery tinyurl.com/AhmedinGaza

AI is best understood as a cyberattack against a functioning society and should be treated as such

please circulate!!! 🥹 3 more slots have been taken by a patient whose doctor added more to their treatment plan $1772 is the minimum i have to pay upfront- the rest is due in installments $931 still needed 🙏🏽

hi pets! once again, we must come forward to ask for help. things happened, and we're almost out of money for the month. we have rent secured, at least, but the everything else (like, food) is not looking good. if you can spare any money (even a dollar helps), wife's kofi is ko-fi.com/baladesilver

monsters

"It is the ultimate Gothic inversion: the living child is transformed into a data set to be optimized, while the host performs a pantomime of joy to mask the sound of a tomb clicking shut." god damn

it brings me a small bit of joy to know that people like this will never truly know happiness, love or joy, so long as they hold such contempt and evil in their hearts

Facing the rest of the week like

Meanwhile, Blacksky is enabling building communities by and for the people in those communities

why do they refer to them as 'the boys' that's so weird man

Game & Watch Gallery 3 contains unused graphics that appear to depict a sequence of a Fly Guy stealing Toad's mushroom cap (which according to Nintendo is part of his head), Toad dying as a result of this, and slowly decaying to nothing.

CARTOON/MICHAEL.GIF

A CAKE OF TREMENDOUS POWER

Lina is struggling to care for her family, including her severely injured husband Mahmoud who's at risk of amputation, her mother-in-law with bone cancer, & her sick daughters, under Israel's genocide, which has left them homeless & starving. Mahmoud urgently needs surgery to save his life:

goodnight everyone I love you and I hope tomorrow goes well for you except YOU, you know what you did

logging on

not full enough

to my imaginary therapist 'yeah man this is how i make friends you wanna fuckin bey blade about it?'