"reddit atheists" have got so much slander over the years for being cringe that people completely miss the fact that they were actually 100% right about everything

can you stop ovulating for one second i'm trying to be serious here

lo-fi beats to lactate to

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omg

i always found astrology dumb because of course the stars have nothing to do with your personality but then someone pointed out that all geminis are 'like that' so i cant be 100% sure its bullshit anymore also half my family is geminis. and mimi and momo.

shrimpmii

Mrs. Fork from The Forks With Spiky Hands, has little to no Rule34; As requested by @thecaptainderpy.bsky.social

This app is ran by people like this

oomfies you can add me on steam or switch if you want (the links are in my carrd)

bug orb

big jiggly boobs. oh, and pronouns. awesomesauce

i never was able to get into 3d animated porn. not my thing, which sucks because of how fucking much there is

my wife is putting my "i would do anything for you" to the test im being dragged to kansas. fucking kansas?

minecraft is adding a Michigan biome and they even added homeless tents in the woods. never have i felt so represented

MICHIGAN MENTION AT MINECRAFT LIVE LETS FUCKING GO IF WE GET A MICHIGAN BIOME WE NEED A DETROIT STRUCTURE

Yoru is taking care of Uni. So sweet

oomfies you can add me on steam or switch if you want (the links are in my carrd)

Come at me bro. I’m in Detroit.

the wife experience! experience what its like to be my wife! hey hey stinker dinker hiiii hello little silly billy mister buttcheeks youre funny lookin little cutie patootie wretched beast my little slime creature the goo slime mister nipples im going to tickle you until you make funny noises

than k you bluesky for hiding this foul adult content from me

junebug spin

These Mario 64 stars are getting ridiculous

if i made a second account that only retweeted the posts i make on my main account, allowing you to see what i post without my retweets (since we cant turn off retweets per person yet) would anyone use it over just following this account?

i want a tomodachi life update. i dont care what, i just want MORE

new diet fad that's sweeping the nation

200 year old elven breast milk

hey reddit, im a small aperture at the end of the anus that widens to expel solid waste from the intestines. am i the asshole?

Help! My dog keeps hunting these little animals in my yard. I don’t know if this is an endangered species. Anyone has tips on how to stop dogs from doing this?

what i see when i want to go to bed vs what i see when i wake up

1 year old → 6 years old Cute then. Even cuter now

also porn addiction is fake

despite being the yappiest cat ever, juniper was completely silent in the car to the vet. compared to the occasional yapper momo and the almost silent mimi, who cry the whole car ride

me (sam) and my wife (skyler) are at red robin. person who seated us is named sam and our waitress was skyler

look first of all most michiganders ARE trolls because we live under the bridge

my internal monologue when im at work and i hear a car door shut outside