theres a non zero chance youre familiar with the first image. its an crossbreeding chart from the UNOFFICIAL book of erotic fantasy suppliment for 3.5e. its made the rounds as a dnd meme, and plenty of people think its official. anyway, i made my own for my game because im fucked in da head

bug loaf :)

the snugglers

i should replace geoff as the one who gets to decide who wins game of the year and also fuck mrs piggy

what

i could never make a video game because it would be something i made because it seemed like a cool idea and people on youtube would be like "why game is actually a metaphor for thing" and i would get pissed because its not. i hate being misinterpreted grr when im writing, the curtains are just blue

ravioli ravioli show me your areoli

I made another hot character

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

every time an artist from twitter i like joins bluesky an angel gets its wings

is that a vibrator in your pocket or is your penis just really scared of me

getting really sick of my friends telling me the cursed blade is warping my mind. it's LITERALLY fine. i can stop fucking using it whenever i want. i think they're just jealous. like they know it'd corrupt them but i'm clearly stronger than its influence. in fact, i'm stronger than all of them...

I always thought the whole "they want you dead" thing was just hyperbole. But I guess this makes the entire raw milk, no vax, more asbestos stuff make a lot more sense.

excuse me holy fuck

did i ever post this one

callout post for Skyler "My Wife" Lastnamethatisntmylastname

forgot how much i served and ate and shit in the mother toilet or whatever it is you people say

all of my outfits from ZA

i dont plan on dying anytime soon, but just in case, i will be included my oomfies in my will. smash like and ill pick two random items i own for you.

what is this

Mildly annoyed bunny for Valentine's Day. This idea hit me like a truck while I was at work. @shenpai.gay

gorilla grip pussy is no match for that springlock failure pussy

iron lung but milk instead of blood. is that anything

anti-porn people will say stuff like "we need to abolish restaurants. what do you mean why? have you been inside of a mcdonald's before? look how they badly they treat their workers. if you really cared about them, you'd sign my petition to make it illegal to buy or sell dinner"

notorious criminal mimi has been placed behind bars for 6 counts of throw up on nice rug, 10 counts of getting in the way when someone is walking, and 1 count of assault with intent to kill for stepping on my balls

punishing mimi for preventing me from getting out of bed and getting ready to go by laying on me by taking a purposefully unflattering photo of her

the only thing stronger than fishtopher's chomps is lover's love

true love is mooties on main and blocked on nsfw alt

ATTN

Nintendo direct mommy kink: Come on, kitten. Can you run (clip of sub running), jump (clip of sub jumping), and swim (clip of sub swimming) for mommy? Be mommy's little platformerslut.

living in the US i genuinely forgot it’s possible to punish pedophiles

Yeajh I don't have any excuses for this one