if the next person to try and do it actually succeeds, im voting for whoever runs on pardoning them

girlhood is a spectrum

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man, fuck razer for not selling replacement keys for this keyboard. i dont wanna buy the only white keycap pack they have because i like the low profile keys my keyboard came with

prove freud a fraud. breastfeed your mother

this is what is called "oomfies" i have many oomfies

Your attacks can’t hit me! The strongest!

can you breasts stop jiggling for 5 seconds i’m trying to be serious here

sea urchin (a very strong one) @unicouniuni3.bsky.social

eu particularmente gosto muito desse aqui

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is there anything legally stopping me from stopping the UPS driver a mile away and showing him my ID and picking up my package from the truck an hour early

my pro life tip is jerking off is the best hiccup cure and im not even joking

For those of us who never used all of our Bluesky invite codes before they went away, they should be turned into uninvite codes where we can delete accounts of our choice

i am going to kill sans undertale

Passenger Gives Birth Mid-Flight https://theonion.com/passenger-gives-birth-mid-flight/

if any foreign powers decide to nuke america, please not detroit. its bad enough here already, a nuke would probably increase quality of life

the modern right wing project is a black hole. an engine of pure nihilism, destruction for the sake of destruction. no capacity to create or improve, no interest in building anything positive. gleefully steamrollering over everything just because. Trump is obviously the loudest, but it's everywhere

i have been informed this is something called 'hedonism' and is typically frowned upon

accompanying my wife to a wedding in kansas in june and that marks the first time ive left the state in 9 years. i also only took one vacation in that time. part of being an adult means making your own vacations and that sounds like a lot of work so i just sit around instead

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done :)

my religion

LIFE (the board game) (the steam game)

potion labeled "potion of gender change" but it actually changes your gender but not your sex

I've been saying this! You don't even need scientific papers, only a couple well-placed posts online and two hours to make AIs spit it out uncritically

i believe the meaning of life is to have fun, which may sound childish but i am being 100% serious

i need to put some things in those bottom left and right corners but i forgor

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he's using his special ability

little chudlet

outcest

huh??? what???

The contrast between 3D printing and AI is a bit staggering. Both are technologies that became available relatively recently for everyday users. But 3D printing slaps and corporations hate it. Whereas AI is brain-shrivelling bullshit that corporations love to shove down our throats.

You don't have the power to curse anybody. Do you understand?

me: if you could have one wish, what would it be? my wife: i would wish for us to have enough money to never have to work or worry ever again. me: woah. i was gonna wish for me to get wings and you to get big boobs but no, that one's better. i want that one now. wife: can i change my wish to you die

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if not for my smelly wife (who would miss me) my lawyer has advised me not to continue this post

/snirk

my island has exactly zero march birthdays. this is not intentional and a 0.2% chance of happening