I heard they got lactating single fathers at the function tonight.

scrolling my phone for four minutes riding my minecart rail back home from the end portal

Gaming

i forgot i did that

the amazing digital circumcision

chasers are running out of tgirls and are having to pick up twinks and forcefem them. the economy is in shambles.

they got boy pussy at costco now

i dont plan on dying anytime soon, but just in case, i will be included my oomfies in my will. smash like and ill pick two random items i own for you.

jigsaw: you have 180 seconds to explain the phrase "they added skibidi labubu to fortnite" to this small victorian child. if the child is unable to explain what it learned to me, a two ton sedan will drive over your balls

balls deep in the pussy goin yippee and wahoo

My new years resolution is 480 p because I don't have unlimited data

pros of kitty in lap: cute cons of kitty in lap: unlike mimi and momo, this thing FARTS

call me uncut the way i got skin in the game idk

this is a bird i think

Gm

an orange cat

buge

she has two modes: causing problems and sleeping in my lap

reddit considers this image "threatening violence" bro is dead??? and like, do they really think every 9/11 joke is someone who will attempt 9/11 2

I woke up to Uni on me

james cameron every few years

juniper: mraow mraw mao mao me: exactly

guys, i got bad news again

Hi new accounts don't forget the boobs and butts setting

pussy from a boy who is mean to everyone except you

Epstein themed christmas card for my dad

after 2024 having only one meme i would consider Great (Parkour Civilization) and two pretty good (Yapdollar and galvanized square steel), 2025 has more contenders for my Meme of the Year. Labubu, Minecraft Movie, baby face Vance, and the Epstein files were all great, but my Meme of the Year is...

merry christmas to all the homos and mofos

merry clitmas. or whatever

i need more girltwinks

gods eepiest little bug

me when santa gets me another lego set instead of actually reading my list and getting me a lactating catboy

AI is a cancer.

You don't need to think about what is "normal." You are you. One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message. Your soul is beautiful.

we are number one x we are charlie kirk mashup

The Lactation Lieutenants

They don't show it in the game but after Mega Man defeats a boss he has to swallow them like Kirby before he gets their powers

paras/parasect is the only pokemon to have three 4x weaknesses, because in gen 1, bug is weak to poison

pack your things, were leaving

Commentary: Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin! https://theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-im-regrowing-my-foreskin-2/

if we can get floating strongholds in superflat theres no reason we cant have outposts

i love eating dry cereal its like im eating dog food for boys

hard to fully articulate how much this image has changed the way my partner and i talk about food

need

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Impossible to even describe how many versions of this he could do. He could be the patron saint of the entire world. Instead, they'll have to bury him in a secure location because of how many people will try to piss on his grave.