they banned me from talking to animals at the zoo after a chimp killed himself but that chimp had a lot of problems and frankly was not interested in my advice

forgot i set a call background for the wife and its bug loaf

i would kill 7 billion people for a shiny magnemite in the next two days

jodio be fighting anything dawg what the fuck is this

I'm funny

they are stackable apparently

theres a bigass moth here and normally i would toss it outside but with the smog im just gonna let bro chill inside

I’m finally going to listen to my doctor and eat more vegetables and get more fresh air

if i could have one impact on the internet i want tsunderthey to catch on. my greatest invention is that word

they're hooking me up to The Machine tonight

my secret weakness is being murdered, fun fact

due to popular demand... gug machine #gamedev

Can you two let me iron?

always glad to be visited by the man. he is a rare sight in the computer room but he will always be my little oomfie

pros of making my own character sheet: i can remove the useless stuff and have more space for the important stuff cons of making my own character sheet: evil gray line at the bottom that doesnt show in the pdf and wont go away no matter what i do

for sale girl friend never rented

once the air quality index goes above 500 you start to see entire bricks floating suspended in the air. it’s pretty cool actually, you can climb on them and stuff

I don’t think I’ve ever seen an image as beautiful as this

Could only find that one in english

girl pussy? stop making things up, you sound like an insane person

whenever i drive by the ruins of the first K mart i shed a tear. rest in peace, i know youre alive in australia but that doesnt count

Moana's Box-Office loss is causing Dwayne Johnson to experience an emotion for the first time Johnson is reportedly silent, picking at his feathers and has not touched his Dwayne Kibble in several days (Source: tinyurl.com/w4k9jkbh)

Facts.

i love this creature

lego is offering this fucking thing as a free gift when you spend $180 or more

bug was yapping so much about the birds or something that the twins had to investigate

buggy boo under the bushes

the soup beast

"I'm just feeling kinda down today bro" (grabs friend's hand, looks into his eyes) "You can use my hole if it'll make you feel better" (shedding a tear) "Thanks bro"

conservatives are state mandating transitioning from male to male

We can have nice things

the creature must have been wordle developers

shameful move on Nintendo's part for never following up on the genius of the 3DS Chastity Cage

Otis and I have been rearranging furniture and cleaning

PHEW