No you’re hiding in your car until the office fire drill is over

28 business days later

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

I know this has been said but at this point I’m so tired of the various multi factor authentication processes that I don’t care if you want to log in to my devices to pay my bills, do my work or to steal my identity, honestly.

It's not hoarding if it's books.

This was the first thing I saw when I went to check in on Masto this morning and I laughed. Happy Tuesday!

I don’t think I have the stamina to move socials yet again so if we’re mass ex’ing from Bsky I’ll probably just get offline entirely and read more books.

if eaten this poison apple will cause you to sleep forever [me already finished] please could i have another

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

daily on my mind

Ok no, that weekend was to recover from the week interstate. Like I’m going to go to work on the first day I feel vaguely functional - today is for resetting all my routines! No more of this jumbled tomfoolery. Self care is the way, my cunts.

The Lost Boys.

Oh man this food is 90 percent Szechuan peppers and I’m probably going to die and I regret nothing

bluesky: community moderation! we're all about community moderation! we want you to moderate yourselves! we are giving you the tools to do it yourself! one of the biggest and longest running community mod lists:

GIVE ME MY HOUR BACK

Crowdfunding enough money to pick all the lotto numbers

We’re on a speedrun to bluesky banning anti ai hate speech but leaving anti trans hate speech awesome

If you see this, post something monochromatic

I generally don’t repost my own shit but this bears repeating

I’ve never seen Titanic, Barbie, or Joker

We had a good run

#FascistFluffers and #Genocide supporters in action, #Australia - #auspol

Fun fact: pulling your soul out through the butthole is also a thing in Japanese folklore. Look up the so-called shirikodama (尻子玉), the ball or jewel that lives in your butt and contains your soul. Bad stuff can happen to it. #horrorwatch

Since you've voluntarily invited a boycott, you get one. A thread 🧵 about investors in Bluesky, who would love to hear your feedback by phone, snail mail, or email.

Countdown to Oscar Piastri death ray in 3,2,1…

Not horror-related, but it made me belly laugh, so I'm sharing it. Deal with it :P

Watching spooky vintage cartoons was the best possible choice for today. Well done, me.

I was nervous to see Good Boy but by all accounts I’ve seen the dog had a lovely time filming so now I want to support his career. Hire dogs not AI you cowards

Spiralling over a beer in the hotel bar because a man said ‘sick bee’ at me and I inspected myself frantically because I didn’t realise he was talking about my tattoo

booke booke reade a booke then anothir booke aftir that anothir booke bookes are freakinge awesome

All the YouTube vids I’m saving for when I’m home so I can watch with my cat are calling me. Two more niiiiights then new SKZ content and the Hazbin trailer come on

Be the light you want to see in the world

Good morning via @tomgauld.bsky.social

I don’t remember voting for a “Voice to Israel”? Did I miss something? Zionists have greater privilege in this country than First Australians. We are so fucked.

Hotel server called me sir this morning and this afternoon’s Uber driver called me brother. Clearly I am more masc presenting in Victoria.

Been on the clock since 5 this morning. Sat on a flight behind half a dozen Very Excited Teenagers who did not draw breath or stop with the flash photography for two entire hours. A whole tour group cut in front of me to check in at the hotel. The second this steak and beer is gone I am SO ASLEEP.

Alien, 1979. (Directed by Ridley Scott)

Just got added to an ‘Americaphobia’ block list, and honestly I’m not sure if this was prompted by the pro-trans posts or the antifascist ones. Good job, random Bluesky user!

He may play a CREEP but Mark Duplass is a stand-up guy, as Duplass Brothers Productions is teaming up with the Transgender Film Center to launch the Found Footage Fund for trans filmmakers.

Good morning. The world is a burning shit factory full of angry murder hornets, so take care of yourself.

No but how nice would it have been if all the fundies got suddenly vacuumed up by some giant Mega Maid in the sky? Oh well. Maybe next Rapture.

I was hoping the rapture would take more of you

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again