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Hey, companies: the best April Fools joke is shadow dropping games 👻

I felt like it was time for another #promosky. I’m Cale! I’m into: - Games 🎮 - Movies 🎥 - Books 📚 - Anime 🍜 - Cats 🐈‍⬛ - Music 🎧 - TTRPGs 🐉 - Hockey 🏒 - Football 🏈 - Languages 💬 - Gay 🏳️‍🌈 Let’s be friends! 🔄 / ❤️ are appreciated.

describe your love life using videogames i'll go first:

Just learned about the Straight Acting Brotherhood™, a group of 🚬 who "reject hollow gay hookup culture" and spend their summer(s) in a luxury villa in Mykonos. I thought it was a parody. It's not. 🙊

18: sir, give me your Instagram me: no 18: why not? me: me teacher, you student. very weird. you graduate and not go school anymore? less weird 👌 18: (kicks floor and walks off)

Aww, this is such a cute little site www.pokecharms.com/trainercards...

- you're a doctor right? - no, i work in medicine that's not the sa- - so i have this thing:

Post an image you can hear

The thing is if they put Star Fox Adventures on NSO I *will* replay it.

because they're the best, just like queers. omg ur so dumb jobpittsburgh7083

If you see this, post your comfort character(s) <(''<)

Sunday eve with foul weather outside has me in a mood... A mood to start a new run in Pokémon Shining Pearl 😭😭

Spent €10 at the fair trying to catch a Totodile plushie And I didn't get it :((

Let's Replay™ Crisis Core Final Fantasy VII Reunion Can't wait for depraved bisexuals reading poetry *at* me 🥰 Sidenote: 2026 has been a great year for replays and dives into older titles for me cuz not a lot of new releases that are super exciting (*to me*)

✅ Diablo IV main campaign Act VI (the final chapter) was the best the game had to offer. Felt like a true Diablo: spelunking in Hell, loot fountains, ... 😍 Now to treat the game like an MMO. What's the consensus on the DLC? Fun or skip?

Finally my time to complain about DST. The mornings are darker again 😩😩

Ocarina of Time remake rumour is music to my ears 🤗 One thing the remake should 100% crank up is the homoerotic tension between Link and Sheik

I think you're all pretty dang cool & make this strange world a little better

I can't wait to spend 100+ hours working on a magnum opus that will never get released 😩✨

i survived

Samus and Link are next

hello everynyan~ i survived work

we noticed you weren't paying €80 teehee

okay i changed my mind

"chat should i-" Let me stop you there. If it's unhinged you absolutely should do it and report back. Godspeed

You've got to be fucking kidding me. 14 Gastlys in omggg

Supposedly(?) a rainy afternoon so it's back to FRLG for a bit till I decide what to play next. EV training these Modest goons for funsies 🤭 Battles are so much faster after XD 👻

I am constantly brought back to this moment

for the average man

16: (wheezing) 16: going to the gym after school me: don't go when you're sick, that's dumb 16: i know 🙂 me: welp, did my part. carry on

Entered the lounge, heard 'WHY? BUT WHY??' and left again. Sometimes coffee just isn't worth the hassle

Someone write me a browser extension that removes sales if it's just 10%

I go to work, I crash out, I get paid. Tis a simple life

Disney killed Sora

Ahhhhh, I need a copy of Pokopia for, like, 10 secs. This is the the cutest avatar on the NS2 😭 💙

Goku convincing Vegeta:

gamers 🤝 whining about unreleased media

✅ Pokémon XD Gale of Darkness replayed I thought this was the hardest game in franchise for a long time after my first playthrough...but if you focus on two mons, it's as easy as any other (par for the course) I NEED an app that links this to FRLG on Switch tho. I wanna see my other team shine!

Insane ability for Meganium, the queers win again. Do IVs go up to 32 now or do I not get the stat boosting 😭 Also is this like Stadium/Battle Revolution or just purely a Smogon simulator

4 but not with that ugly American colour scheme 👻

my poor boy. this ugly, ugly model oml 😭

lmaooooo omg

colleague: oh John (looks through printed worksheets) colleague: always critical about Sarah J Maas but making comprehension tests about her me: i'm complicated, ok

Didn't want to come, but I showed up. For me. I owe it to myself - trying to sound like a gymfluencer but im talking about work

me:

we know