All of these streaming services being so whack means one thing PirateBay is so back

I think I prefer this Rapture

Friend invited me to a party...which looks like something for students. So I said I'd rather not go cuz it's for twenty somethings Her: "We still look like we're twenty!" Why does every thirty y/o think this? We genuinely don't (and that's fine) 😭

they're trying to make it hard for you to cancel your subscription because they know you'd rather use that money on something worth it like Suikoden I&II HD Remaster Gate Rune and Dunan Unification Wars

Not my boss muting me to roast me on Teams. Disabling my strongest ability tsk tsk 🥴

we know, mike. and we hate it too.

this has nothing to do with the post but why do you call it godpodcast when godcast is right there

Sending voice notes cuz my fingers are too fat to type x

...then don't use it

me bookmarking insane posts and watching OPs freak out

tag the oomfs you wanna fuck ⬇️

Donkey Kong Country 3 is better than 2 🌸

hi im john, shitquoter du jour

boss: *misspells my name for the millionth time* me: that's not how you write my name boss: you should've mentioned it sooner! me: i sent an email in 2022 boss: 🫩

Bumped into a parent who said her kid called me "the goat". The mum also said she was about to bake a cheesecake for me cuz I gaslit her kid into giving me one 💀

me during meetings:

SNES for 2D games, GCN for everything else

Happy Trails in the Sky 1st Chapter release day! Go buy this and jump into the wonderfully colourful world of Zemuria, you won't regret it ok byeee

The past month or so has been a real treat. Made a new friend to play my favorite game with! We've been crushing it on FFXIV and I'm happy I reached out to play together. Many laughs and a lot of TEA. Always look forward to hanging out with you! @nojohn.bsky.social P.S. I fantasy to an au'ra 🫢

forgot i had work tomorrow

Posting a female character I love but really just to continue the Suikoden train

Aaand the first apology mail of the school year's in: "sorry i yelled in class, sir, it won't happen again greetz" 😭

👱‍♀️ Parks and Rec 👽 Community 🦭 Arrested Development (S1-2-3) 🎵 Glee (S1 only) I'd put 30 Rock on here but only for Jenna Maroney.

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a) Hilarious name b) Not a single Dragon Quest gacha has been successful. Idk why Square keeps pumping money in these? 😭 Just HD remake IV, V and VI

A (im so sorry D)

Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball Add the men 🗣️🗣️🗣️

walking to work, 2 students cross a red light and run up to me 13: sir sir, wanna know something funny? me: always 13: i had a crush on my best friend and confessed yesterday and she turned me down me: oh that's- 13: :D *naruto runs away* godspeed, boys

Pizza. "Try Italian pizzas!", "You really need to have American pizzas" - all trash. The best pizza I ever had was a frozen one from Oetker and even then it was mid.

"games are €80 now"

Sega does what Nintendon't is back lmao

15: she's my opps me: opps? 15: mortal enemy me: ...your French teacher??

2D into 3D: Final Fantasy V would be a wonderful pick because Amano's art would really shine. FFXIV has some enemies/designs from V in 3D and just look at it. *muah* 3D into 2D: FFXIII in 2D would be so good. I love the li'l promotional video Square did back in the day. Looks so good!

When will we gay guys stop tearing each other down and start focusing on the real enemy Straight guys with tapered fades

Nintendo in 2025:

Aww, wholesome! 🗣️ When a friend texts me "is it just me or-" 🎮 My wonderful videogame library ☕ The smell of freshly brewed coffee in the morning 🍛 Having a lazy day and ordering a cheeky Indian takeaway 📖 Buying a book with a really nice cover (this is not the same as reading - different hobby)

Y'all, I did it! All Jobs in FFXIV at max level 🥳 Biggest surprise: Viper, Summoner, Dancer are really enjoyable? Biggest letdown: Dragoon. Where are my jumps?? Is this what Bartz felt like?

PT: sorry for the delay, uploaded your new schedule me: already worked out! did last week's sesh but harder x PT: oh that's good me: haha yeah, it's not like we're changing the workouts this week PT: oh we are! all new me: i did reverse lunges today for nothing?? PT: you're so dedicated❤️ me: shut up

Organising some comics for the kids' literary classes and this panel reminded me of the Discover feed 🤭

Being the first teacher to organise detention this school year's wild, ngl. All my kids are here for being tardy, smoking cigarettes or being aggressive towards their teachers. Had to give 20 'I'm so disappointed in you' speeches in a row lmao

I love my hometown

Waking up and going to work in darkness really is the vibe. ✨

Yay, I can finally try Persona 5 Tactica 🥳