Great Confluence of Things moment where I heard "going to be an uncle" which made me think "unc" and then "unc-unc" like Michelle Visage saying "ankh-ankh" like a car horn in response to Yuhua Hamasaki's ankh look which was immediately followed up with a car horn honking outside. Brilliant & dumb.

Happy Friday, F-Slurs

As Lady Gaga once said, “It’s just another day…”

Lopsided sunglasses are so in right now 🕶️ 💇‍♂️

Gorgeous gorgeous girls play Hwei

Yes I unironically programmed this for a choir and yes it is as powerful as the cover image would imply

Gaga will win AOTY tonight, Gaga will win AOTY tonight, Gaga will win AOTY tonight, Gaga will win AOTY tonight

I like to contend that this one of the most *fun* Final Fantasies ever released. Just REALLY good gameplay mechanics and diversity of experience. Aesthetically very satisfying with a rich color palette and an absolutely incredible hybrid orchestral/synth-pop score that keeps things engaging.

"Do you think there was ever 'a woman satisfied'? With what a smirk she would greet the dawn."

It’s Epiphany, Tiffany

Happy New Year or something

Good mornting Sunday mornting I hate winter please end

People out here taking down their Christmas trees and I’m like “ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME THREEFRENCHHENSTWOTURTLEDOVESANDAGODDAMNPARTRIDGE YOU HEATHENS”

Merry Christmas! 🎄 Hope everyone enjoyed a lovely day

Oh that's not...

Important holiday viewing

The Lord is SPEAKING 👏

Quoth the bottom, "Fuck me more."

Still the coolest version of Jingle Bells ever

Lol I was sick all this week too. Two fucking weeks of fevers, coughing, and purging out both ends. I want to die. My patience is at an all-time low and my nihilism at an all-time high. Christmas? Who is SHE? Feeling another turn-around today but will it be enough? WHO KNOWS!

Yeah it’s pretty but it can stop now 🤷🏻‍♂️

Now that I think I'm finally recovered from a week of the worst case of covid I've ever experienced, I can drink coffee again and eat food! Wow, watch out, world! Next up is returning to my obnoxious and slightly incendiary form.

Well, yes!

Oh mother, mother, mother... MY MOTHERS...

IT'S TIIIIIIIIIIIME

"May I have a moment of your time today to tell you about our Lord & Savior, Neti Pot?" 🙏

Habe dank

Gays will say, "Omg I need him" and it's just five pixels wearing a uniform

"You're beautiful, how old are you?" "S K Y R I M"

Today is a day I would like to just kind of yell loudly.

Coping with anxiety by seeking attention

Cold enough to wear the Cookie Monster onesie 🍪 🍪

Reader I need him

Good morning, Sunday morning They will never know that I have my official @marisollords.com “Girl fuck you” t-shirt on under this

When you realize you forgot your jockstrap/harness was in the laundry you left for them to do at the laundromat LOL 😅

The vibes

Happy weekend, f-slurs Got a haircut, let’s party

Update: the flirting is *actually* improving! Thank you, Leslie Jordan, for hearing my prayer!

Reader, I am shook by how pertinent these lyrics by Paris Paloma are to my situationship

Posting just to feel something

Finding a guy who wants to go on adventures with me and listen to me explain why Xenogears is the most important game of our time is really fuckin difficult, y’all

I think you'll find it's nice onlyfans.com/nthemyst #gay

The only review of this show that I believe is relevant.

ABOLISH TIME

Literally all of these songs are added because of @eevoh.bsky.social having fantastic taste and an unrelenting appreciation for the undervalued divas

Omg this rehearsal is SO boring 🥱

"When the world wearies & ceases to satisfy, there is always [Mayhem by Lady Gaga]." - Rudyard Kipling

Men really don’t know how to flirt or do courtship anymore 🤷🏻‍♂️

Well…