Well, yes!

Oh mother, mother, mother... MY MOTHERS...

IT'S TIIIIIIIIIIIME

"May I have a moment of your time today to tell you about our Lord & Savior, Neti Pot?" 🙏

Habe dank

Gays will say, "Omg I need him" and it's just five pixels wearing a uniform

"You're beautiful, how old are you?" "S K Y R I M"

Today is a day I would like to just kind of yell loudly.

Coping with anxiety by seeking attention

Cold enough to wear the Cookie Monster onesie 🍪 🍪

Reader I need him

Good morning, Sunday morning They will never know that I have my official @marisollords.com “Girl fuck you” t-shirt on under this

When you realize you forgot your jockstrap/harness was in the laundry you left for them to do at the laundromat LOL 😅

The vibes

Happy weekend, f-slurs Got a haircut, let’s party

Update: the flirting is *actually* improving! Thank you, Leslie Jordan, for hearing my prayer!

Reader, I am shook by how pertinent these lyrics by Paris Paloma are to my situationship

Posting just to feel something

Finding a guy who wants to go on adventures with me and listen to me explain why Xenogears is the most important game of our time is really fuckin difficult, y’all

I think you'll find it's nice onlyfans.com/nthemyst #gay

The only review of this show that I believe is relevant.

ABOLISH TIME

Literally all of these songs are added because of @eevoh.bsky.social having fantastic taste and an unrelenting appreciation for the undervalued divas

Omg this rehearsal is SO boring 🥱

"When the world wearies & ceases to satisfy, there is always [Mayhem by Lady Gaga]." - Rudyard Kipling

Men really don’t know how to flirt or do courtship anymore 🤷🏻‍♂️

Well…

Well, hello And welcome to my home

Mostly gonna hang out with this bunch today

Cheers, pumpkins, it’s my birthday! 🎉 🎃

Don't ask me why but it's a Schutz & Monteverdi kind of day

Let’s go apple-picking, bro 🍂

Did I go out and get a Switch 2 Fast 2 Furious to be able to play Pokemon pizZA?

Broke out the onesie cause it’s cold. Couldn’t find the Emergency Warmth Himbo, unfortunately

Went from Like to LOVE on Sabrina this year with Man's Best Friend and her VMAs performance. An actually well-conceived pop album with catchy, interesting music ideas, fun & relatable lyrics, and an unrelenting pursuit of emotionally unavailable himbos. She's just like me fr fr.

Still here or something

When I tell you I am SO EXCITED to enjoy my hot coffee tomorrow morning with this hot bitch. Thank you so much @deadbydussy.com diva, this is seriously the sweetest little thing that’s happened to me in like two months. 

Conducting an experiment tonight to see if falafel can cure depression watch this space

Really hope I never get married only to find out I still just want to hunt for dick on Grindr 🤷🏻‍♂️

💁‍♀️

Good aftergoon, how're you?

So, fun fact, I fell and hit my head in the shower Monday night and have been slowly recovering with a really fucked up right arm (hit my left motor cortex). Also been ghosted by my guy for two weeks. But I’m doing GREAT! We are breathing and we have great hair, get fucked, bro.

Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy

Ideal weekend plans

Post a diva who gets the job done

The face you make when it's Friday onlyfans.com/nthemyst

She went from The Life of a Show Girl to "Your English Teacher and Gym Teacher are engaged!" ?! Pick a lane.

Think we just put this on repeat for the day 🤷‍♂️🫠

Holding it together

Deepcut for the sad girls