Gaza genocide denial is now approximately as common with Democratic voters as denying the moon landing.

What if in 20 years an actor named LeBron B. James comes along and people spend weeks arguing about whether him or Michael B. Jordan made better films

I think it’s cool that Gloria Estefan has a song where she goes to the hospital because she needs to dance so bad that she is going to literally die

Oh weird I’m not a scientist but I know exactly who these orcas are

Post a great photo of a musician.

‘Deadwood—Now That’s A Great Show,’ Says Dad After 17-Minute Lapse In Conversation https://theonion.com/deadwood-now-thats-a-great-show-says-dad-after-17-minute-lapse-in-conversation/

It's beyond offensive. An arm of the federal government - ICE - created fear in our communities. As a state government, we should step up to help in ways that we can. The MNLeg cannot stop ICE, but we can and should pass increased rental assistance to help people stay in their homes.

House DFL Leader Zack Stephenson blasts GOP leadership for suggesting people 'chose to stay home’ while ICE was terrorizing Minnesota: “When you’re forced to stay home from work because you could be arrested based on the color of your skin or the accent you speak with, that’s not a choice."

kamala's last soldier found on remote island still fighting war against college sophomores 30 years later

History will look back on the leaders of Minneapolis and what they did to stand up for our residents during and after Trump’s invasion of our city.

Don’t talk about how much you support immigrants or want ICE out if you support throwing my community out into the cold. You’re now responsible for people self deporting, not having enough money to feed their families, and their displacement. You’re just like ICE.

this was the photo that went over the line

As a reminder, thank you @garaktailor.com JACOB FREY IS A BAD PERSON AND A WORSE MAYOR

Mayor Jacob Frey is a collaborator.

Wearing this today. Fuck you Jacob Frey and all the shitty people that voted for you. Everyone get working on Eviction defense.

What could possibly prepare me

IF Gavin Newsom is on a ballot THEN me and many others will refuse to vote for him THEREFORE instead of bitching at me and others like me YOU should take the *years* you have and make sure that doesn't happen if you actually fucking care BECAUSE my position is immutable

I don’t think losing an election means you were “right about everything” or “tried to warn” all of us

I'm supposed to get married this year but look around. How can I bring a wife into this world

we bag on the boomers a lot, but they dealt with their mid-life crisis in a good and normal way (buying a red sports car and having an affair with their secretary) whereas Gen X is all "maybe this next genocide will finally make them bring back the square spongebread cafeteria pizza"

the dumbest form of politics is yelling at voters after you lose. if you lose it is *always* your fault. every confounding factor in the universe is your job to overcome. if you take a position that is unpopular and don't adjust to learning that, you are bad at running for office.

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

My 7yo daughter and her friend flyered our block to advertise their hot cocoa stand and completely sold out of "deluxe" hot cocoa (whipped cream, marshmallows, Andes mints, sprinkles, cherries!). Our next door neighbors bought some even though they're fasting for Ramadan 😭😭😭

This is what our government is spending our taxpayer dollars on. Can’t even take care of kids and families in the U.S. and is going to destroy the lives of kids and families abroad. I’m sick.

Great news! This still exists. There are still <squinting at image> normal playgrounds and parks. I did this with my kid today. Does this mean we can call off the apocalyptic pedophile cabal

Running for Congress on a platform of sneaking into Polymarket HQ and unplugging all their stuff. Overflow crowds at a local Knights of Columbus hall roar with delight as I promise to pour Florida's Natural Grapefruit Juice (with pulp) into the USB-C port of every computer in the damn place.

NEW “We’re celebrating a tradition that is at its core about resisting occupation and maintaining community in the face of horrors. You can’t keep politics out of Irish music. No one should try, for two reasons. First, it’s ahistorical. Second, Minnesotans are ready for a big anti-fascist party.”

The reason I do not fall for scams as an adult is because I was innoculated with a weak strain of scam as a child.

Moment of silence for Kristi Noem’s career

dog that’s your leadership and legacy too

Kristi, check your messages

Sen. Markwayne Mullin has died of taking a standardized third grade reading level test. He is expected to be replaced at the Department of Homeland Security by two stray dogs humping.

People say BlueSky is an echo chamber but we have road cyclists, gravel cyclists, mountain bikers, single speeders, fixie riders, cargo bike riders, e-bike riders, hybrid riders, recumbent riders, bikepackers, randonneurs, and I'm sure we even have a few unicyclists among us

Smart move. DHS gets two first names for the price of one

"I fear some [council members] are indifferent." Have you paid someone's rent, organized a fundraiser, gone on patrol, found someone an attorney, done someone's laundry, delivered groceries, held a baby of someone sheltering in fear? "If not you may be too far removed to have good judgment."

we should go back to the days where if they couldn’t reach you by phone at home, you were either out at the soda shop with your friends or you were dead

The Atlantic: Doing an explicitly Christian holy war is one of a long line of Presidential norms that Donald Trump doesn't seem to feel bound by. Could this be when he truly becomes a leader?

liberals love shaking hands with the devil

hope springs for a while. not eternal tho. nothings eternal. whoever told u that was a real big piece of shit

actress tilly norwood has been deleted after being found unconscious next to a script containing a mistyped wildcard. she was 0

I think I’m gonna dump this communist nonsense and become a centrist. I agree that there are problems, but we need to find solutions that are fair to both the victims and the perpetrators

Caligula has talked an awful lot about existing since the morning of the world until the last star falls from the night, but when it comes to the rising price of fruits and vegetables, his silence speaks volumes.

“Bart’s quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!”

Hey remember when it got so dAnGeRoUs here that this guy had to evacuate Whatever happened to him? I hope he’s safe!!

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