I was just denied access to the ICE processing center at the Whipple Building. Members of Congress have a legal right and constitutional responsibility to conduct oversight where people are being detained. The public deserves to know what is taking place in ICE facilities.

ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis or we WILL lock up our own citizens

im really on some damn I’ll never leave this city shit. Never felt this way about a place ❤️‍🩹 I love you minneapolis

DAVE MATTHEWS: “I don’t want my taxes to pay for masked thugs to roam our streets & terrorize our communities... She was trying to get away. He shot her 3x in the head. Murdered in cold blood. They’re trying to tell us not to believe what we see. FUCK ICE.” (H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )

[Marge Gunderson voice]: They hate us 'cuz of our quality of life

Hey Jacob is this GettingICEthe FUCKouttaMinneapolis

watching aaron rupar go from posting crack for shitlibs to this should say everything

it might be the chinese century but this shit has definitively been the minneapolis decade

"I heard that everyone evacuated Minneapolis even though all the highway exits were closed because everyone moved away after the city burned down in 2020 and they were making babies and one of the babies looked at me" —Sked Botley, Terre Haute IN

If you're one of my colleagues who fought our unionization effort so fiercely and are now wringing your white liberal hands about our city's tragic plight, no you're not

all these people saying a car is a deadly weapon but won't do shit about cars as deadly weapons when it comes to actual safe roads

interesting! here's a video i took yesterday of federal agents ramming community members with their car

Why are we always the ones who have to remain calm

2026 Dem Primaries

Sent from a buddy taken off Reddit. If you are the creator person of this I would be glad to give credit.

600+ people still showed up for Legal Observers training in Minneapolis tonight. In addition to those currently on patrol. This minute. While the vigil is happening in South Mpls.

Un-calm people are famously very receptive when asked to remain calm

Organizers in Twin Cities making rare plea for folks to share broadly: ICE ops have changed & escalated this week. They've moved to a 'flood-the-zone' strategy, nabbing anyone they can from bus stops, the sidewalk, cars, or homes. This means indiscriminate abductions and obviously no warrants.

[shoving yeats into a locker] how’s the gyre fuckass

We've been through a lot lately, and it’s not over.  Extremism is knocking on our door, as YouTubers and federal agents. Schools and hospitals are slashed while Trump pardons crooks and gives handouts to billionaires. Minnesotans know there’s only one way to weather a storm: you don’t do it alone.

Love to maliciously cancel reservations

This post is for Minnesotans only. If you aren't a Minnesotan, please move on. I want to get on this as early as possible: Amy Klobuchar actively supports Donald Trump's nominees. Present tense. She continues to vote for them. She also literally helped plan Trump's inauguration. Do not support!

it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"

I have to go to bed. please have this all figured out by the morning

My name is Devius Chud, I am the owner of the Rumble channel DieWokesDie, I am best known for my investigative journalism video "I think my ethnic neighbors ate my cat", I have come to your kid's daycare with a van full of pedophiles with cameras and I can't believe you won't let me in

CALL TO ACTION: Call, text & email Hennepin County Sherrif Dawanna Witt to demand she stop using public resources to enable ICE terror, by unlawfully targeting ICE Watchers and rapid responders who are keeping our community safe from abductions! bit.ly/stopwitt

You motherfuckers don't care about fraud. You don't give a rat's ass when the police dept runs their yearly overtime grift, racketeering shakedowns or the most massive PTSD worker's comp fraud in the history of this city - you are the actual fraud for pretending.

truly, from the bottom of my heart, fuck jacob frey

Unionized my workplace

I bet the teenage mutant ninja turtles smelled like absolute shit

2026 PIN number sounding ass year. That's my freaking PIN number

White man has opinions about the Black Panther Party and their Free Breakfast for Children program, which we have to thank for Congress's school breakfast program that feeds over 14 million American kids ever day.

Every time I get on a horse I tie our hair together and try to think directions at it

week after 12/25: I don't know what day it is and I don't want to (complimentary, festive) week after 1/1: I don't know what day it is and I don't want to (derogatory, despairing)

The next Dem administration may undo some Trump admin policy, but they will likely leave the worst stuff in place. What would give us any reason to believe Dems wouldn’t extend the massively increased ICE or military budget? Or revoke oil drilling permits? Or regulate big tech?

before i take to bed for the night i drink a beige serum of creatine, psyllium husk, whey, minerals, and amino acids. it has no artificial flavoring and restores my vitality for the next morning. the drink has no official name but my family calls it Father's Penalty

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

Bob Cratchit five minutes after the end of A Christmas Carol

mr beast has died. he fell into an industrial grain silo and slipped below instantly. everyone was pretty much like "thank god" and nobody is even really sure which one he's in any more

i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun

new bit is saying "my appetite is returning" around the house like I've been sick or something. but i haven't been sick. I just wasn't hungry but now I am

The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.

at the mall but I’m shaking my head so everyone knows I understand that Christmas has become too commercialized

Another compassionate liberal

Semi-regular reminder that my employer has twice refused to run announcements in our internal newsletter about the legal obligation of drivers to stop at our new crosswalks, but has run several reminding pedestrians to look both ways (including once after a student was hit by a driver)

Bari Weiss is short for Barium Enema Weiss

AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE