Looking forward to When It Happens

Using an electric leaf blower to dust the house because I was raised by Tim "The Toolman" Taylor. Fortunately I do not also traffic cocaine.

Cleaning out old screenshots/photos and this on got me all over again

Why are laundry baskets like $50 now. What the fuck is going on. Does Nvidia need them to power Al data centers or something?

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

listen up private. the GI bill has been revoked and your enlistment has been extended into lifetime service. you have been reassigned to the 118th doordash division delivering $50 boba tea orders to critically sip-deficient regions

Wait has anyone ever done this before? Marissa Tomie? Hello!?

wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French

Many such cases youtu.be/iMZvqrjZ43k?...

The moments between finishing the first half of a sub and deciding whether or not to eat the second half right then or later are a true test of delayed gratification.

Elon Musk has died after a long battle with whatever his fucking problem is

"isn't it weird how nobody talks about the avatar movies" - everyone

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

(TV News Reporter voice) They're calling it "The Killmonger haircut for white boys."

We stan a work-life king.

Have you tried Linux? Download Mint on your computer. It can literally run Puppy. It's literally on Guix. It can probably run MeeGo. Dude it works on MEPIS. You can run it on Pop. You can download Pop and run it. Log onto Pop right now. Dive into Pop. You can run it on Pop. Pop has it for you.

This is unfortunate but very accurate. I learned this year that many of my college educated friends in their mid-thirties get their news from influencers on IG/TikTok and not like, articles from real journalists.

Folks I emphasize as always, if you don't actually show up for the things you want, they stop getting made. Sometimes you gotta be okay with taking a chance on that 7/10 game knowing it's the only way those creators get to keep making the stuff you wanna see

A 401k is technically an auto battler.

Never forget that Neo canonically won at #TheGameAwards and immediately tried to jump off a roof.

Hell yeah, thanks to @remapradio.bsky.social , @blankcheck.bsky.social , @doughboys.bsky.social , and @rangedtouch.bsky.social for keeping me sane.

From the guys who brought you "watch your baby die of a preventable disease", comes their newest hit "get sweaty before you get on the airplane"

We need to permanently retire "get that bag" and bring back the shame of selling out!! Sorry!!

I really can't emphasize enough that if you care about local politics, all you gotta do is show up. Just a regular schmegular person showing up. Literally just show up consistently in person and within a remarkably short amount of time, you will have a shocking amount of influence.

Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

just one reporter hitting trump with a “hey man fuck you” would speed things up by at least a few months, depending on the delivery. the delivery matters a lot

Please be aware and stay vigilant out there 🚨

ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life

What is the appropriate age to teach my toddler about the comedy stylings of Andrew Dice Clay aka The Diceman?

Made too many rolls then made the even bigger mistake of eating too many rolls now comes the pain

Income inequality is higher in the US today than it was in 1774, even if you factor in slavery.

hank hill would kill himself if he saw this shit

Getting "Rear Windowed" and by that I mean murdered by my wife's ex husband and buried in his cornfield because I always mix up Rear Window and Secret Window.

the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix

everybody take care of everybody

I am very unpopular at my son's school at the moment for sending out an extremely detailed and well researched parent PSA that they should all delete Roblox off their kids' devices 🙃

My wife is going to a fancy Japanese restaurant with her friends tonight and looked at the drink menu ahead of time and found an item listed as "Remon Sour" and yes we learned that the owners are white.

happy transgender day of remembrance thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly please live 💜

Why is my To Do list app emailing me so much. Knock it off.

Hoping I can get a decently used Eames chair out of this next bubble burst

Got one of those fake invoice spam emails but it straight up has the "Thanks for using ChatGPT" text leftover in it. Come on man.

-Valve made a midrange PC meant for the living room -About the size of a Gamecube

just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias

I am sure it is still a fine game, but I know this is 100% happening with ARC Raiders right now. Instagram/TikTok too.