"Remember when __________ wasn't political?" - The Stupidest Person in the Room

As a long-time Star Fox fan that hasn't properly ate since the DS, I am finally ready to feast.

I have owned a 90s pickup truck for 20 years now and the first ten or so I was kind of embarrassed to own a small old truck and now I drive that thing with pride. Faded clear coat and oil leak be damned.

Kinda wish we made sports betting illegal again.

Mowing in slides is akin to exercising in jeans or swimming with boots on. Insane choice that I see constantly.

Sometimes I feel bad that my kids have to, like, have my personality. Not totally of course but as part of their whole deal. Sorry guys, this is pretty much what you're going to be working with.

This week, the Debaser crew conclude their favorite movies they saw in 2025! What film made it to two lists hours before record? Does Kourtney have a good point about fetishization? What twisted game does Jared have in store for his co-hosts? Listen to find out! www.debaserpod.com/2137219/epis...

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the boys!

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There's a photo at my parents house of me on that same dumbo bawling my fucking eyes out begging to get out.

here's another thing i hate: when companies change their AI computer voice to be more "human". under no circumstances do I want that. i want every computer in my life to sound stilted and weird because it's a computer, not a person, and it is a violation of natural law for it to speak in our voice

spent the night playing CS 1.6 at a LAN party for a friend's birthday and its crazy we solved the multiplayer FPS in 2000, and then decided to spend the next 26 years making them worse in every way imaginable

Watching people do the AI consciousness conversion as if it’s something worth having and once again realizing you can arm your child with all of the defenses they need against Most Of Today’s Discourses by showing them the entirety of Batman TAS

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Tired of these scumfucks

never look at your phone when you get up to take a leak. someone might have started an idiot war

Incredible ad in my digest email from The Onion

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

A 2023 German psychiatric study found that playing Super Mario Odyssey significantly improved depressive symptoms in clinically depressed individuals compared to regular psychotherapeutic treatment, reducing depression by 43%.

Man I really wish there was a way to transfer all my digital Xbox games to my PlayStation account. What a dream that would be, especially since my Series X has been collecting dust since BDS.

"We owe conspiracy theorists a huge apology" No we fucking don't. They were talking about a secret conspiracy of gay trans Jewish lizard people. The Epstein files uncovered a conspiracy of rich, straight, white, right-wing Christian men, which these motherfuckers never even considered.

don’t even talk to me unless this is how you feel about sanitation workers

I am greatly enjoying Absolute Batman. But every once in a while there's a line of dialogue that causes me to drop the book and wince for a bit before continuing.

Pop Quiz Hotshot: Which one of these games was written by Hideo Kojima?

Sorry to toot my own horn for a sec, but I wrote a segment towards the end of the ep here that I had so much fun with!

Burnout 3 is underrated as one of the very, very best games of all time because you can show Burnout 3 footage to people two decades later and their reaction will still be "hell yeah, this rules. I wanna play this right now."

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SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

It sucks that "Ladies and Gentlemen" isn't inclusive because it hits so hard. All of the alternatives I've heard so far just feel like gags. We need to get our top people on this.

I hate when a Nintendo game rewards you for doing something tricky or witty with just some coins and not a real collectible. Like they're saying "Okay dude sure, that was clever but please continue down the critical path now okay?"

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My wife found an old boss of mine on LinkedIn and her pfp is clearly AI, Jesus Christ man.

Finally covered a major blind spot for me on today's Debaser. Was very happy to have two close friends on the show for the first time too!

Five-year-old me: Oooh, that Batman cartoon! What adventures will he go on today? *the villain is left in tears, unable to process their fears and obsessions. And Batman, a looming presence born of the inability to rationalize terror, is the only one there to comfort them* Me: Oh. Huh.

10/10 ICE protest sign

I know things are negative right now, but there’s a really inspiring movie in theaters starting today about a woman who worked up from being Jeffrey Epstein’s employee to being his best friend’s wife.

Folks, we might have a gamer on our hands.

I gotta get on better private trackers, none of the ones I'm in have the second season of my daughter's favorite Cat In The Hat show.

The people of Minnesota have executed one of the most impressive civil resistance campaigns I can remember: - Organized a city wide general strike - Maintained nonviolent discipline amidst violence - Mobilized 10,000s in subzero temps to protest and watch ICE - Flipped public opinion against ICE

Reflecting on the coalitions resisting in Minneapolis is a great antidote for despair.

Wake up. Make breakfast. Do email. Watch a murder. Go to a party for a 5 year old. Laugh with my daughter. See a different angle of that murder. Hear govt officials slander the victim. Play Barbies with my kid. Feed her dinner. Tear up at that victim reading last honors to a vet. Put kid to bed. USA