Generational tweet that might even spawn a school of architecture.

No they aren't

DID YOU KNOW: The gender/sexuality spectrum is more correctly called the VISIBLE gender/sexuality spectrum, as it is limited to what the human eye and mind can process and comprehend. Bees, for example, can see ultraviolet genders, while vampire bats and some snakes can see infrared sexualities.

Banksy is a collective rather than a person, and it's at least partially a Massive Attack side project

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

*talking to teenage militant atheist self* current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one

No effort needed to learn out what it was, but: Had Yes' 90125 and wanted more like it. Got the Classic Yes compilation without even listening to it. Heard the first two seconds of "Heart of the Sunrise". I. Was. Flattened. And the rest of the song was just as intense.

Add a food to a film name Citizen Kale

"Clue" is the closest you can ever get to making a Muppet movie with no Muppets.

A new 225-meter (740-foot) crater appeared on the Moon while nobody was looking. NASA's lunar orbiter imaged the dramatic aftermath. Such large impacts are once-in-a-century events. This one happened in the spring of 2024. 🔭🧪 www.sciencenews.org/article/moon...

A lot of people *say* they're Christian but are too afraid to put this picture of Him on their timeline

‘Rage’ and ‘outrage’ aren’t etymologically related. ‘Rage’ is from the Latin ‘rabere’ (to be mad). ‘Outrage’ is from Anglo-French ‘utrage’ (insult), from Latin 'ultra' (beyond). We hope this doesn’t make you mad.

What synths do you have? Vangelis: “yes”

While everyone is focusing on the Strait of Hormuz, the Ever Given has the chance to do the funniest possible thing a second time

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

The most dangerous game comes to the Winter Olympics...

Gee, I wonder what all the people who said tearing down Confederate statues was erasing history are going to say about the slavery exhibit at Independence National Park in Philadelphia being removed...

Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.

Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over

Ruin two bands by combining them: The Carpanteras.

With Gävlebocken safe from fire and birds, the wind stepped up. Why? BECAUSE GOD HIMSELF WANTS THE GOAT TO BE DESTROYED!!!!

Jim'll Paint It Goya's "Santa Devouring EIf"

Looks like someone forgot the rule of always running your marketing idea by a couple of fourteen-year-olds before greenlighting it.

Charles E. Burchfield, American (1893-1967), Winter Twilight, 1930, oil on composition board and canvas, 70.6 x 77.8 cm, Whitney Museum of American Art, New York City, New York, USA

The birds are sitting on him again lol cute :)

This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team

If you had asked me three weeks ago to guess whether "Monkeys escape from overturned truck in Mississippi" was a future news headline or a scene from a proposed reboot of the Smokey and the Bandit franchise, I would never have guessed the former.

MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan PETER PARKER: it’s ben MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me

So far, 2025 has felt like living inside a Hieronymus Bosch painting

It seems to work with DuckDuckGo as well.

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Alexander the Great and the Fates, by Bernardino Mei, 1667, 📸 by Sarah Stier

Best sign at the #TeslaTakedown protest in Brooklyn.

Someone made a Wiley E. Coyote style painted wall to see if Tesla’s autopilot would detect it and well…

Joke break!

BIG BOAT STUCK BIG BOAT STUCK (Everybody) BIG BOAT STUCK www.bbc.com/news/article...

Can’t believe the knives are already out in the stores. The Ides of March gets more commercialized every year.

All the chicks on their daddies' feet sing way-oh way-oh...

Shouldn't the number be 1-800-GAMBLER instead of 14?

As a Caps fan since their very first season I'm allergic to saying anything nice about the Flyers or their muppet-on-meth mascot, but I guess I just need to get an EpiPen because I have no choice but to say that this fucking rocks.

"Democracy Dies in Darkness" is kinda like "Don't Be Evil" as a slogan. It's a bit worrying when you choose it, but it's a lot more worrying when you take it down

I have no reason for posting this except thinking it's funny. None whatsoever. Really.

Happy Christmas Eve. Every year I inflict this upon you, one of my least popular comics ever. Enjoy!

watching German ice football highlights, I’ve never felt more alive

Rudolph gets all the love so let’s talk about the names of Santa’s other reindeer. dasher | noun | one that dashes dancer | noun | one that dances prancer | noun | one that walks or moves in a spirited manner Ok, those three are easy to understand.

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