Never finish Date Everything with every single datable realized and really wanting to watch the entire ending sequence 20 minutes before you need to go to bed for your shitass 4am alarm the next day

"Fan service" and you're never the fan being serviced 🙄😡

They call me Mr. Popular

Maybe I do need to watch this show

Having a formal and informal "you" in your language is so awkward sometimes

I like christmas but if I see The Lebkuchen™️in stores I get strangling urges. Ignore how I think about Home Alone all year long it's not the same.

Here, I updated it. Official Androgynous Inspector Gadget

I still almost tear up when I smell honey :( I miss my bees.. It was nice there, but exhausting work for someone like me. Probably good that I didn't get into it since it's seasonal and not that stable to live off as a helper but you do your work, sometimes there's a little guy 🐝 incredible

so ein LÖTZINN!!!! nur von DIODEN umzingelt

I love doing these!!!!!! Even tho I really wanna put multiple pokemon in the same spots BUT this is what I'm feeling rn 🫴 Two of those have grown on me more recently because of me assigning them the wet bandits lol

Those goddamn falling walls from Yoshi's Island 😭 The music didn't help lmao

I like theme parks but I want OFF this roller coaster. If it's true and I can go to College for Job at Company it better not be a worse experience than job searching itself for 8 years

Next job rejection I might just send the sad ant with the bindle picture in reponse

Do you see it 📎

RIP my old phone, it has served me well over the past 7½ years. It's not broken or anything it just doesn't know what a 5G is lol My provider switched to it this week and I got nervous already since not even the updated weather app widget worked anymore 24.12.2017 ‐ 08.08.2025

The answer to “how to use AI responsibly” is “don’t.”

I was at the circus with my mom today and MAN I love the way they anounce stuff and the outfits and the glitter and when the guy picked up the other guy with one hand.. Got this wonderful fellow also :)

Literally saw a cloud that looks like a bunny today.. Maybe the world is ok

I don't understand why flat keychains are more often than not only one sided.. That thing always flicks around onto the wrong side, how will people know I like minecraft if they can't see the stone axe sprite keychain on my backpack!!!!

Having too much love for a thing and millions of ideas to share but being too ill to wanna let anyone into it, as well as there literally not being anyone available in the first place due to obscurity of the topic is just

There was an update today and now some candles look like this lmao

Am I just overly heat-sensitive or are radio moderators out of touch with temperatur? Who wants 30°C all summer?? Did they call the 36°C the other day a "Really beautiful summer day 😃👍" or am I misremembering?? You want this?????

I absolutely need to sleep it's 3am but what do you MEAN VINTAGE JAZZLAND JOCCO'S PLAYING CARDS

It's flea market time :) Fearing there will be another guy with tons of miniature greek statues.. I'M RUNNING OUT OF SPACE!!!!

I cannot rest until I save every single existing picture of Jocco onto my computer

Back on my theme park bs. Longingly looking at the google maps satelite image of places I have never visited

Also, like... why does everything awful happen to me on Fridays the 18th. At least that's on theme with me always taking longer in everything than most other people :/

I will pretend like everything is not horrendous and look at plastic duckies and videos of trucks hitting the 11foot8 bridge instead

No amount of knowing I'm loved is going to make me wanna move forward from the millionth "we're sorry, but good luck for the future tho!"

If I get any more internship souvenirs I can open a museum

How it feels showing the bus driver my digital ticket

I have a thing where when the doorbell startles me too much I straight up don't open. Even if I know it's defintiely just a package for my dad 😭 sorry uhhmmm I was on the toiler I swear

Hey! Did you grab Hypnospace at 75% off yet? Cause it's 75% off, and that's kind of a big discount, you know? Doesn't happen every day. And it'll be back to the normal price in 9 days. Just sayin'!

Explain your @ MAD Agents!! Inspector Gadget ⚙️ !!!

Omg the ticket scanner in the bus actually just scanned my ticket for once!!! Dass ich das noch erleben darf..

I'm like the cutie mark crusaders who try a million different things to see what sticks, except that I'm alone, an adult and there's phonecalls and the jobcenter involved.

Going out of the city to work is funny, you meet all the hourly busdrivers with their little personalized decorations in the front

bubbles...

Oh yeah we're really in The Desert now!

Heya! #PitchYaGame Misc. A Tiny Tale is a 3D Adventure game where you make a difference as a tiny robot ✨Recycle Trash, scrub goo, and clean the world 🤖Connect with 70+ characters & unfold their stories 🌷Platform through a giant mysterious post-human world Out 22nd July! 🥰 Wishlist today!

It's world Financial Mistake Day!

happy pride month!

The 0.5 people looking at my last.fm are gonna think I listen to swedish metal band Ghost when it's really all things alt rock by soundstripe artist Jessie Villa app.soundstripe.com/artists/314

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One bots trash is anothers treasure!

MY BANDITS (they're wet)

Going crazy rn Stu from Ping! and Rob from Alone For Christmas/Bone Alone have the same underwear

My god, it's Ping!... I hope it's one of them