The birds are sitting on him again lol cute :)

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I really want them to stream the inauguration, they didn't last year 😭

The Bock is here 🥰🥰🥰

Man I wanna decorate and shoo the porcelain bunnies into the easter box but I got a supercold 🙄🙄

Bringing this back

Love that everyone is getting their mythical existential theories out about Home Alone and how Kevin and the wet bandits are trapped in some eternal torture nexus because Kevin is a god and Harry and Marv can't die LMAO I'm feeling all christmassy already, this really is the season

Happy (LATE AGAIN!! FUCK!!!) Birthday to multiple funny attempts at murder 2 as well!!! Ouuugghhh I need to make art, i need to drawww ougghh aarrghhh taking damage every second I don't create (doesn't create)

It's that time!!! 🥰

Happy (late </3) Birthday to multiple funny attempts at murder!! Will I watch HA & HA2 30 time in a row again this year? Probably! Incompetent burglar duo I love yoouuuu

STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person

There's a huge issue with attempting to pour water from a bottle into another bottle like this in a barely lit room.

New awareness campaign

Alan Gloob crashed my fucking computer

The Gram has this new cool thing where it force-stops your scrolling to show you an ad, which makes me close the app immediately lol Pretty effective measure against wasting time.

Every time I look up waiting for the bus to work I see the goddamn Roblox Smirk Constellation

Omg finally a good ol' jewelry theft again. I knew funny henchmen and phantom thieves are still around.

Smh Luigi Galvani isn't even in my electrical engineering reference work book

At the big grocery store, looked at air fryers. Not because I wanted to buy one

Never finish Date Everything with every single datable realized and really wanting to watch the entire ending sequence 20 minutes before you need to go to bed for your shitass 4am alarm the next day

"Fan service" and you're never the fan being serviced 🙄😡

They call me Mr. Popular

Maybe I do need to watch this show

Having a formal and informal "you" in your language is so awkward sometimes

I like christmas but if I see The Lebkuchen™️in stores I get strangling urges. Ignore how I think about Home Alone all year long it's not the same.

Here, I updated it. Official Androgynous Inspector Gadget

I still almost tear up when I smell honey :( I miss my bees.. It was nice there, but exhausting work for someone like me. Probably good that I didn't get into it since it's seasonal and not that stable to live off as a helper but you do your work, sometimes there's a little guy 🐝 incredible

so ein LÖTZINN!!!! nur von DIODEN umzingelt

I love doing these!!!!!! Even tho I really wanna put multiple pokemon in the same spots BUT this is what I'm feeling rn 🫴 Two of those have grown on me more recently because of me assigning them the wet bandits lol

Those goddamn falling walls from Yoshi's Island 😭 The music didn't help lmao

I like theme parks but I want OFF this roller coaster. If it's true and I can go to College for Job at Company it better not be a worse experience than job searching itself for 8 years

Next job rejection I might just send the sad ant with the bindle picture in reponse

Do you see it 📎

RIP my old phone, it has served me well over the past 7½ years. It's not broken or anything it just doesn't know what a 5G is lol My provider switched to it this week and I got nervous already since not even the updated weather app widget worked anymore 24.12.2017 ‐ 08.08.2025

The answer to “how to use AI responsibly” is “don’t.”

I was at the circus with my mom today and MAN I love the way they anounce stuff and the outfits and the glitter and when the guy picked up the other guy with one hand.. Got this wonderful fellow also :)

Literally saw a cloud that looks like a bunny today.. Maybe the world is ok

I don't understand why flat keychains are more often than not only one sided.. That thing always flicks around onto the wrong side, how will people know I like minecraft if they can't see the stone axe sprite keychain on my backpack!!!!

Having too much love for a thing and millions of ideas to share but being too ill to wanna let anyone into it, as well as there literally not being anyone available in the first place due to obscurity of the topic is just

There was an update today and now some candles look like this lmao

Am I just overly heat-sensitive or are radio moderators out of touch with temperatur? Who wants 30°C all summer?? Did they call the 36°C the other day a "Really beautiful summer day 😃👍" or am I misremembering?? You want this?????

I absolutely need to sleep it's 3am but what do you MEAN VINTAGE JAZZLAND JOCCO'S PLAYING CARDS

It's flea market time :) Fearing there will be another guy with tons of miniature greek statues.. I'M RUNNING OUT OF SPACE!!!!

I cannot rest until I save every single existing picture of Jocco onto my computer

Back on my theme park bs. Longingly looking at the google maps satelite image of places I have never visited

Also, like... why does everything awful happen to me on Fridays the 18th. At least that's on theme with me always taking longer in everything than most other people :/

I will pretend like everything is not horrendous and look at plastic duckies and videos of trucks hitting the 11foot8 bridge instead

No amount of knowing I'm loved is going to make me wanna move forward from the millionth "we're sorry, but good luck for the future tho!"

If I get any more internship souvenirs I can open a museum