Pretty funny reading "the programmatic programmer" and it just casually destroys the java builder pattern. Good riddance. That pattern was an eyesore.

You're laughing... I can't withdraw my Bonk from Kraken and you're laughing?

Before you can learn the reverse switch flip flash kick technique, you must learn to sleep for 8 hours uninterrupted and wake up without feeling like you've been hit by a semi.

Oh come on, this is the Onion headline

just one more layoff bro. i promise pro just one more layoff and it'll fix everything bro. bro. just one more layoff. please just one more. one more layoff and we can fix this whole problem bro

Me, an idiot: If I eat food I'm not hungry anymore You, a starving genius: Does anyone really know how nutrients enter the body anymore? Who's to say. How does the consumption of food work from the top down, starting from first principles? Does anyone really know how to cook anymore??

I have released a demo for One Million Buttons. This demo does not have one million buttons, but instead just 20,290 buttons. A sampling of the feast that awaits you in the final game. Please give it a try and share it with others! moocow-games.itch.io/one-million-...

This guy seems like bad news

AAAAAAAAAAA AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT #screenshotSaturday #gamedev #solodev #diyordie

InfoWars is now live.

Apparently this is photoshopped. Here’s the original pic

Describe the economy in a single sentence

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

Listening to the brothers grim fairy tales and what I'm taking away is that the protagonists in German folk lore are necessarily stupid.

introducing the playstation 6: it costs $3000 and you cant play games on it

I’m happy to announce the release of a new open source 3D physics engine called Box3D. I’ve been working on this project for a few years now, but it represents over 20 years of experience writing physics engines for games. Read more here: box2d.org/posts/2026/0...

Nice pair of boobies 👌

literally any non-games enterprise job of similar ilk, you'll be the best practitioner in the room almost instantly, that shit is dire inside.

Report: That’s Enough Soccer For Now https://theonion.com/report-thats-enough-soccer-for-now/

Not getting a job because of "cultural fit" sounds a lot funnier when you say it like "we all got together and collectively decided the only thing we could disqualify you from getting this job is we will kinda hate your guts but won't tell you why"

Animations are going well

@jesawyer.bsky.social Pentiment dlc looks great man

That’s not a problem, he can easily get back in.

Oh I didn't realize that was a factor

you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice

I feel like an idiot, apparently tilting a pinball machine is valid play and not cheating

I did some gameplay programming and some ui on this.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier

>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses

God, please do the funniest thing ever

i really don't think people understand how much a trillion dollars actually is. that's three million dollars. you could offer tampa bay rays outfielder jake fraley an entire one-year deal with that kind of money. imagine jake fraley playing an entire season for your team. that's wealth. that's power

Me while having thoughts of any kind

Most honest communication this administration has ever made

every once in a while you've gotta remember we're living in the best time to be alive in human history, even if there's obviously a lot of evil out there that needs to be defeated

The best superhero is Swamp Thing because sometimes Swamp Thing wanders around a planet a galaxy away as he has an existential debate with a copy of himself he made out of azure soil and sometimes Swamp Thing fights dracula at a gas station