This is obviously all terrible, but it is kinda funny how the dorks at the daily wire have spent so much effort trying to become the right-wing entertainment company, but everything they made was such absolute dogshit that the far right billionaires just bought all the real entertainment companies.

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The thing about indie games is that like 99% of indie game sales go to the 0.1% of indie games that go viral The other 99.9% of indie games are making scraps, probably not even breaking even But most people don't see that 99.9%, so they often think the whole thing is just the successful ones

Wanted to draw an alien Miku!!

Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala

I love pannenkoek's videos because it's reassuring to know even Nintendo 30 years ago was doing the same kind of janky bullshit "if it works, it works" code I usually write

Sometimes I'll see people say RE6 wasn't as bad as its reputation, but I'm here to say it's actually WORSE than its reputation. Because everyone always focuses on the shift to full action, but that's not the problem. The real problem is, it's also a terrible action game!

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I follow a Youtuber who reacts to old superhero cartoons while chiming in with his extensive comic book knowledge. He's currently doing Teen Titans, and as a running bit he's decided Robin is Tim and not Dick. The more hints the show gives that it's Dick, the more he doubles down on it being Tim.

This console is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is an Ex-Box!

"Focus, M" was instantly iconic, but all the other attempts have missed the mark. Modern AAA games don't have voice lines cutting each other off. That's a poorly localized 2000s game. That's not "Focus, M," it's "GET A LOAD- GET A- GET A LOAD OF THIS" and "BURN TO THE- WOO!- BURN TO THE GROUND!"

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Video game characters don't say "WAH! HOO! HYAH!" when you press buttons anymore. It's either realistic grunts or no vocals. They should bring back the silly little guy sounds. I'm slightly joking but also think how much less satisfying Mario's long jump would be without the "YAHOO!"

Microsoft, just put me in charge of Xbox. I can't do a worse job than any of these oblivious suits, and I'll do it for a fraction of whatever you're paying them.

I'm so tired of coughing. I just want to enter Mortal Kombat and get my lungs ripped out by Kitana so I don't have to cough anymore.

Man. I was interested in Eternal Life of Goldman. Beautiful Metroidvania built around the Ducktales pogo? Sounds cool. But after playing the demo, I'm out. I made it like 15 minutes in before I started mashing through dialogue while saying "Oh my god shut the fuck up and let me play the game!"

It seems like Nintendo is the only remaining video game company whose business model is still built around making video games. Everyone else seems to be trying really hard to find a way to run a video game company without actually having to make any video games.

Sony told all their studios to pivot to live service and when that turned out to be a bad idea they fired everyone for doing what they were told but the guys who actually made the decision to pivot to live service still have their jobs making millions of dollars

They don't call it eating beans anymore, they call it fartmaxxing

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Can vegetarians eat grass type Pokemon?

My first attempt at making something in Reaper. Mostly just messing with various free instruments I found and seeing where it takes me. I accidentally wound up with something that sounds a little Metroid Prime and a little DKC.

"Friends, this IS the Death Egg!" "Knuckles figured it out? KNUCKLES?! This is a real low point."

"Is there any technology the left likes?" As a nerdy autistic kid, I loved looking at science and technology magazines. I fell out of love with with tech as I watched the tech industry prioritize useless things that made rich people richer over cool things that would help the rest of us.

Hey so you actually don't have to post shirtless pictures of an evil old man over here just because he posted a weird video on the nazi pedophile site. If we wanted to see shit like that we'd still be on the nazi pedophile site. What the fuck is wrong with people.

Okay but seriously, what the hell is the Blender/Krita/Resolve equivalent for DAWs? Is there one? Every so often I try to figure out how I can make my own damn music for my games, and I always leave emptyhanded. I find a LOT of suggestions and none of them actually wind up being free.

In the past week I've seen Ocarina used as an example of a game without annoying NPCs and Majora used as an example of a game without a tutorial and I'm starting to wonder if the "old games were better" types have actually even played the old games they're talking about

Dave. Dave Filoni. David. Look at me. Listen to me. If you do my guy Embo dirty like you did Cad Bane, I will never forgive you.

Finally watched this and they are a powerful parable for the mischief an autistic brother and an ADHD sister can achieve together

I just thought it was well understood that you can't trust a guy in a suit with slicked back hair. That's like the main thing you'll learn if you watch any movie made in the 80s.

You wouldn't sleep with your clone because it's ethically questionable. I wouldn't sleep with my clone because I'm ugly. We are not the same.

Beginner art tutorials: "Here are some techniques you can use with any software, or even just a pencil" Beginner game dev tutorials: "Here's how to use Unity, which is free" Beginner music production tutorials: "First, you need to spend $5000 on the specific tools and software I use"

The new Rivals 2 character yanking Shovel Knight's gimmick from the first game made me realize, you don't really see Shovel Knight much anymore. He had a clear path to becoming one of the most iconic gaming mascots of the modern era, but Yacht Club just failed to carry that momentum forward.

Kid Icarus Uprising works because instead of having Palutena say, "Focus, Pit. If you eat that ice cream, you'll recover some health!" they just have her and the rest of the peanut gallery roast him for eating food off the floor.

They should make a Predator Badlands game for the SNES. That just feels like the right console for it.

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die was pretty good, but I think it loses some sauce in the back half. It doesn't totally drop the ball or anything, but the setup was a lot more interesting than the payoff.

Funny how every holiday is represented by something that isn't real. Christmas has Santa. Easter has the Easter Bunny. Valentine's Day has the concept of love.

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Everyone seeing the Mewgenics cameos: "Oof, some problematic names in here. But this game's been in development so long, I'm sure he just got them before they became problematic." Ed McMillen for some reason: "Nope, I knew exactly who they were!" Bro could've just said nothing 😭

That little fascist twerp saying "You'll get in trouble if you hit me!" kinda sums up the whole movement. They understand that the systems are structured to protect them and punish those who oppose them. They rely on this fact. They're nothing without it.

Do I really sound like AppleJack?

Tried the demo for that Darwin Paradox game, and... hmm, there might be something there, but as is it's kind of annoying. It's doing a Limbo sort of thing, one hit kills and trial and error level design, but having a loading screen after dying and some long death animations really kills the flow.

Game called Skybox, where it's just Punch-Out but you're punching the sky

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slow day at work

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We told them we're porting MGS4 to PS5, but it's actually just a longplay we found on Youtube. Let's see how long it takes for someone to notice. (Nobody ever does)