Why did Arthur "Conan" Doyle decide to nickname himself after Conan the Barbarian?? There was just so much cocaine back then

This fucking idiot is already bored with his war in Iran.

theres just something fascinating about our country murdering 130 children and then Joe Rogan complaining about trans school shooters.

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

How is someone this fucking dumb the Secretary of Defense? Jesus.

oh christ I wasn't even thinking about the hassle of resetting the cat for DST

It sucks the president is a pedophile who is trying to destroy the constitution, but it’s honestly funny his supporters think that’ll Make America Great Again.

WATCH: “An extraordinary betrayal of the American people.” @krystalball.bsky.social lays out how Stephen Miller & Trump blatantly lied about being anti-war and said Kamala would do exactly what they’re doing now.

The Trump Administration can’t even impose its will on Minneapolis when the full force of the federal government was focused on it, but surely they will be able to pacify and remake Iran, a nation of 90 million people halfway around the world.

Keeping us safe by being willing to use violence on us. What the fuck?

There will be no more regime change wars. Instead we will fight wars in order to leave the regime unchanged. by Donald Trump

They are making shit up anyway. No reason to keep experts around.

Translation: we are running short of weapons.

There have been plenty of muddled and at times outright false justifications offered by presidents for past American wars, but it's something different to have no coherent rationale at all, no comprehensible stated goal, and no meaningful attempt to rally public opinion.

Remember: Donald Trump created this crisis. He walked away from the Iran nuclear deal that was working, promising a "better deal." He didn't deliver. He escalated, abandoned real diplomacy, and has now led us into a conflict that puts us all at risk.

If Americans can’t figure out why we’re starting a war with Iran, then frankly they don’t deserve to know. by Karoline Leavitt

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

well hold on now maybe the military invasion in the middle east being run by narcissistic sociopaths with substance abuse issues will go smoothly and we’ll all end up looking stupid

We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.

that top DOD officials spent the entire day feuding with a tech company and the boy scouts before launching a war in the middle of the night should probably inform your opinion about how well planned and executed this will be

the dumbest mutherfuckers you’ve ever encountered have taken a millisecond away from sucking each other off in the sauna to say hey bro are we the dumb guys

Crazy rich fuck wants the rest of us to eat cheaper cuts of meat because billionaires need tax cuts. Fuck these people.

BREAKING: We're suing Kansas for a law that invalidates transgender people's updated driver's licenses and authorizes anyone to sue anyone they suspect of being trans for using the "wrong" bathroom.

Trump’s speech was a tsunami of lies and hate wrapped in jingoism and cheered on by fascist goons. But it was worse than that. www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...

Hey, a joke about murdering people in boats. Hyuk hyuk! What a dick. #sotu

The idiot who shit canned the Iranian nuclear deal wants to work out an Iranian nuclear deal.

It's bugging the shit out of Trump that the Democrats won't applaud his bullshit. #sotu

People saying OpenAI reporting a user it banned for posts about gun violence would be mass surveillance are fucking idiots. The tech industry *is* mass surveillance. There is no genAI or ChatGPT without mass data collection on everyone. Don’t like mass surveillance? Stop using fucking chatbots.

Pirro announces she will stop wasting our taxes on bullshit, for now. More bullshit to come later.

Breaking: The U.S. dispatches health insurance claim denial ship to Greenland.

The Supreme Court tried to save him from himself, but he's too stupid to grab the life preserver.

UK: Prince Andrew arrested. South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life. Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence. USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.

the magical thinking of people who think that when the billionaire class replaces the labor force with AI they will suddenly develop empathy and an obligation to help people who they have no need for

MAHA: Eating a giant steak cooked in butter alongside beef tallow fries and washing it down with coffee spiked with butter Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes

They was a long way to go just to avoid saying that he's a racist.

Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon

Terminator remake but it’s dogs traveling back in time to tell their owners not to get Ring cameras

Bezos: You get those Super Bowl ads done for Ring and Alexa? Marketer: Sure did boss, real fucking creepy, just like you asked. Bezos: Cool.

Donald Trump is an asshole. (My staff wrote this)

A large CAVA bag stuffed with what it says is $50,000 for White House Border Czar Tom Homan. It’s been reported Homan took bribery money when he was recorded by the FBI accepting a bag full of $50,000 in cash. “ICE GTFO OF MN” Minneapolis February 4, 2026

Everything is fine. Just goons that we pay pointing deadly weapons at citizens.

Just our government attacking children with chemical weapons at a peaceful protest.

Years ago, a friend asked me why billionaires want MORE money when they could never spend the tiniest fraction of what they have. My answer is that they want immunity. The immunity to do literally any horrific they want without consequence. Nothing I've seen since has changed my mind.

What is the urgent threat to the US that justifies military action without congressional approval? What is the objective of the proposed military action? How will we know if that objective has been achieved? What will we do if it isn't? Imagine if congressional Republicans had a spine.

Fuck this scumbag

The more he rambles about running again, the harder it will be for anyone in the GOP to actually start putting a 2028 campaign together. Let him bloviate about four terms while his poling craters. It's electoral poison.

There's no ICE accountability without ending qualified immunity. They're murdering people. There won't be justice for the lives they've stolen, but there must be accountability. My bill with @markey.senate.gov would ensure families can sue the agents murdering their loved ones.

What's it like to have your head this far up your own ass?

We call for a deescalation of tensions from both sides, the murderers and the people being murdered