Who is she? 💅

Look at my fucking cat 😻

Everyone look at our cat and his first ever Christmas tree

Work buddy

I did a stonks for the first time today

Let's fucking go.

Good morning rebels...

Ooo she mad lol. Cry more

Timeline Cleanse for y'all.

Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once

Omg I’m a freaking Wizard!

It feels ridiculous doing my silly little spreadsheets and going to my silly little meetings while the country burns around me

The main difference between Musk and Hitler is that the volkswagen was a reliable, reasonably priced vehicle.

This is a good Saturday. @brosteen.bsky.social is way better at wine knowing than I am 🤣

I am truly embarrassed for my country

Happiest of birthdays to my most favorite🎂😘 @brosteen.bsky.social

When I'm liking everyone's posts but not replying or making my own posts

Watch youtu.be/vSilE1oyQYM?...

Alright, I’m resolving the debate. All of these are simultaneously true: 1) Dems are the minority in Congress, greatly limiting their institutional power 2) Congressional Dems can and should be doing more 3) Some Dems are actually doing opposition, drawing public attention, etc 4) Not enough are

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

first things first,

Pokémon team using the first letter of your name

Just got a SteamDeck yesterday. Any suggestions?

🥰🥰

Forgot to post my gay power restoration pic yesterday so y’all get the scraggly next day bear face version

good scifi tv is all about asking "what if there was a guy who lives locked in a thing and also he's wearing a jumpsuit"

Got eeem

The worst thing about getting older is the inability to trust any fart.

I think this tracks

“Working” from the couch today

A "nepo baby" complaint from Meghan McCain has to be a joke, right?

Even if you're not moved by the argument that Twitter is a rightwing cesspool thanks to its redpilled owner, the fact that foreign enemies are expressing concern that they won't be able to use Twitter to manipulate Americans anymore should be enough to warrant the exodus.

a hot bowl of spicy pho, 2 doses of DayQuil, and $150,000 would heal me

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! youtu.be/MNmkfZN9Wbk

protip when they ask you what you’re thankful for just say your family those rubes will eat that shit up.

big day coming up for people who like dinner

I see that you’re working and not paying attention to me. Bold choice

Thou shalt not hold thy breath waiting for his base to realize their mistake.

Happy #caturday from Spaghetti Noodle

The Birds and the Bees

Me explaining Bluesky

Can’t stay hard? Don’t stress, let’s just cuddle and makeout. Ass not cooperating? Not a problem, let’s cuddle and makeout. Can’t manage to cum? Again, not a problem, we had fun the whole time anyways. Sex is about enjoying the time together, not stressing about doing it perfectly.