Just fishing for now but anybody in Chicago busy Saturday night? If I get stuck there I’m gonna need a big strong man to pick me up and take care of me 🥺🥺

After: Fuck bro this is my second buffet today. I’m ready to fucking burst here 🥵

Before: cute lil dad in a cute lil outfit ready for dinner with his coworkers.

Is it nicotine withdrawals? Is it just the funk from climbing around a nasty ship for a couple days? Idk but whatever the fuck it is it better be gone in the next 24 hours 🤬

The amount of underwear I brought on this work trip that have the gooch blown out really makes me stop and think about my life and my choices. Why am I like this?

I’m a slut for a fruity little Chu-Hi. White grape flavored 🤤🤤

24 hours of flying, 4 hours of sleep, +14 hour time jump. Not dead, but feel pretty close to it lol.

There’s definitely gays present, but it’s not the full gay camping I was hoping for (I’ve only seen titties and no dick 😩)

Fitting room shenanigans

Somebody please sit on it until you blow a load all over my chest and face. Or eat my ass until I’m begging to be fucked. Take your pick.

Here’s a #throwbackthursday pic. Probably one of my favorite dick pics of all time.

Finally rolled the credits for Death Stranding 2 and holy shit this game was so perfect. It just absolutely has a great story that has so much to it.

I had to paint my nails before the Kesha concert. Did terrible but they are cute still I think

I would like to be in a raunchy 3-way where I’m getting eiffle towered by the challengers soundtrack and the substance soundtrack please.

But also…LOCKNE?!?!?! Noooooooooo!!!!!

Watching the substance finally. I understand now.

Saturday afternoon and the community pool is completely empty. With @serjeffers.bsky.social

Here’s tummy Tuesday with a little extra. Wanna taste?

Eat up, sluts

Saw somebody doing the player and the XIV again and since I’m fully caught up on MSQ I needed to post my updated character. I was lazy and had to use the companion app

Had a sex dream about a mutual on here and they were DISAPPOINTED. I can’t even safely fantasize in my dreams 😭😭😭

Going to brunch just to feel something…

Really wanna eat a nice booty right now. Anybody willing to let me bend them over?

I’m done with my ice cream now…

Sitting on the couch naked eating ice cream. Y’all want sum?

Here’s your tummy Tuesday

I like my men, like I like my dicks. Short and Thick.

Let’s talk about twink death. 2011 vs 2025. Damn I’ve gotten big

My sleep schedule is so fucked. Being in a +14 hour time zone for one week THEN shifting to a noon to 10pm schedule the second week? I’m doomed 💀

Oh nothing just being the only bear at the beach…

Here’s some semi-tease #fcf

Finally back in my favorite color bathroom 😍

The plane bathroom may be small but flying for 24 hours made me smaller 😉

Who up occulting they crescent right now?

Going on a work trip next week so just please prepare yourselves for bored nudes from my favorite hotel bathroom

Bears stop taking pics of your ass right after you get off the toilet challenge: Impossible

Ooof, not the collab with someone that suddenly becomes trans/femmephobic when they’re mad. 🤷🏼‍♀️

“Gimme that canvas let me paint some shit. Pass me some poison let me take a hit.” The way I’ll go feral as soon as I hear these lyrics.

How about a little thick Thursday

Finally pulled the trigger and booked the room for NAB next year. Definitely missed going this year but excited to be going back!

With oblivion remastered out I can finally post one of my favorite memes of all time

Some of y’all really need to stop following back these obviously fake accounts. They are CLOGGING up the notifications. And to the accounts who don’t have ANY actual posts…you’re on thin ice but please just have a picture or something. Half these girlies have thousands of followers…mostly bots.

A #fcf post to make me feel good about myself.

Girl….don’t EVER think we won’t remember your dusty nasty ass. Ain’t no amount of rebranding will make us forget. This is instagram for those of you who still have it.

Dad just got home from work. Looks like you need to get on those knees and start huffing.

Well you did it. You finally caught dad after his shower picking out his clothes. Good thing he hasn’t found any to put on yet.

Ate an edible, went to ikea, a garden center, and a fish store. This girl is gonna be ok.

Anybody here for sad butt Sunday?!

At this point it’s on you if I have to block. Looking at your page and seeing no pfp, no posts whatsoever (or even reposts), OR seeing you have any AI crap within the first few posts…I’m just not interested in you as a follower. You clearly can’t read the room or don’t care enough to participate.