Anybody for some soft cock Saturday?

Forgot to post one of my favorite memes yesterday…

What’s a Sunday morning without a bit of morning wood?

MY birthday on this Friday of fat cocks? It’s more likely than you think! I love seeing all of them!

Guess we can officially say it now that we’ve told friends and family, but we did a thing two weeks ago. Went to the courthouse and got good ol’ gay married!

CAT checkpoint! Show me the most recent cat image on your phone. You get two for the lovely nuggets we have at home!

Me in my natural element. If the music is good I will always get on the dance floor.

If the hoes stop dancing, I’m stealing the floor. It may have been Union suit and singlets but I’m always ready to strip to my jock and dance harder than any of you.

This may just be a major symptom of the fansite-ification of every single drop of nsfw content these days, but like…seeing cuties just post dick for the sake of having fun makes me smile and chub up way more than anything else (also please moan more 🥴)

I don’t want to watch a video of you jerking off FOR the camera. I want to watch a video of you jerking off for YOU that just so happens to be caught on a conveniently placed camera. Not everything has to be a scripted performance, buddy.

Latest video game obsession is Fantasy Life i and I dropped 50 hours in the first week of playing. It blends all the elements of the games i like into an adorable style.

I need to touch dicks at NAB. Or get covered in cum. Or both.

Some say there’s some light play going on. Others might say he just wanted to show off the profile. Then there’s the real ones who look at the background and say “gahd dayum clean up your room bitch”. So which are you?

verizon cell towers today

I don’t like picking people on Chonk club that aren’t gonna get freaky in our lil photo thread. C’mon lemme see that dick plz 🥺🥺

That stupid public Facebook group “gay republicans for a better America” is still visible. Highly recommend if you still use Facebook to go look through it and unfriend/block anybody you see on there. We’ve moved past the ability to let them think they have a place at the table.

Well great. What am I gonna do about this now?

Thinking of hosting NYE in this…thoughts?

Uh oh…stepped on the scale tonight and it said 300. Guess I’m just destined to get huge.

I guess since we’re posting our favorite nudes of the year this one so easily takes the cake:

Took a pic at the parents house for nostalgia purposes. I have become too large for the bathroom I grew up using

Was feeling froggy and stood in front of the big window. I guess the bathroom in this hotel room isn’t the only place with awesome lighting!

I have to keep reminding myself that posting once a month is the reason I don’t ever end up on those spreads of followers. It’s my own fault and I’m not gonna cry about it when I’m on none of them 🙃

This little guy is being too fucking cute feat. @serjeffers.bsky.social

Y’all can have this one too. Felt like being festive and signaling that I kinda want snow tomorrow. We’re can make this thick Thursday then.

I…uhhhhhh……need to know if anybody still plays woofia and if they have space in a guild for me 🥹👉👈

happy thanksgiving #ffxiv #ff14

Nothing refreshes me like a nice Coke Zero Sugar Holiday Creamy Vanilla Edition.

One little man was excited that I got to work from home today.

Honestly need more videos on the feed of big boys moaning. Like I wanna hear your eyes rolling back in your head. Lemme hear you cum. 🥹👉👈 please?

And like this shutdown immediately dropped the income between the two of us to 1/3 of the normal monthly number. I’m grateful we still are stable but don’t think I take for granted what I’ve built/been given. I just don’t wanna see what it’s gonna do to some of my coworkers the longer it takes.

Second paycheck getting skipped this week. I’ve been learning a lot about my spending habits this past month. I’m hoping to continue some positive behaviors after I start getting paid again, but fuck dude I miss fast food and just being able to buy something stupid as soon as I see it or want it.

Classy is as classy does 💅

Honestly we do kinda be cute sometimes (w/ @serjeffers.bsky.social )

Chunky boi and his little kitty

Happy first day of shutdown everybody! The anticipation of not getting paid for an undisclosed amount of time really gets me excited. Can’t wait to go to work!

Tummy Tuesday with a lil extra

This is an acceptable cure for jet lag

After: Fuck bro this is my second buffet today. I’m ready to fucking burst here 🥵

Before: cute lil dad in a cute lil outfit ready for dinner with his coworkers.

Is it nicotine withdrawals? Is it just the funk from climbing around a nasty ship for a couple days? Idk but whatever the fuck it is it better be gone in the next 24 hours 🤬

The amount of underwear I brought on this work trip that have the gooch blown out really makes me stop and think about my life and my choices. Why am I like this?

I’m a slut for a fruity little Chu-Hi. White grape flavored 🤤🤤

24 hours of flying, 4 hours of sleep, +14 hour time jump. Not dead, but feel pretty close to it lol.

There’s definitely gays present, but it’s not the full gay camping I was hoping for (I’ve only seen titties and no dick 😩)

Fitting room shenanigans

Somebody please sit on it until you blow a load all over my chest and face. Or eat my ass until I’m begging to be fucked. Take your pick.

Here’s a #throwbackthursday pic. Probably one of my favorite dick pics of all time.