Eating tato crisps with choppies so I don’t get dirty fingies on my steam deck

Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like to date/be married to you?

It’s giving Big AuDHDick energy

Going on a blind double date in less than three hours. Need to find more spoons. But I’m handsome as fuck

Renn Faire thoughts: I don’t believe I have furry tendencies but good Godz satyrs. 🥵

RENN FAIRE!!! Again, one of the highlights!

I just got sucked off by a multi millionaire and blew a giant GavLoad™️ in his mouth. That is all.

Workshopping ways to flirt with the King of Renn Faire: -The king is more attractive than a dragons hoard -…as refreshing as the weekly river bathe -…hotter than a fresh mince pie

Being a fancy ass mofo and pouring my premium ramen cup into a bowl

A follow up: a feel this accentuates my lack of ass

I think this fits a little better now that I’ve lost some weight, but I’m not sure. What do yall think?

Me: *throws sweats on overflowing laundry basket* Laundry basket: *tips over* Me: No need to be a cunt about it, fine, I’ll do the laundry now!

Not me paying an obscene amount of money at my favorite vegan Swedish bakery on a whim. 😳

Today I’ve seen 2 mootpeen™️ I haven’t seen before and it’s a great day. ☺️

Just found out that they did a full remake of 7th Guest; new graphics, new puzzles inspired by the originals, full 3D exploration, new stereoscopic video, and for only $20!!! Someone please nerd out with me over this

Entering Pride month as what scientists call: Homo Sleepius

Cher, Madonna, Gaga, Alan Menkin Happy Pride

In all honesty, my furry awakening would have to be into a chipmunk.

Happy Pride month to this toxic couple

It is June. It is Pride. It is time… for the shorts:

Happy Pride month all! Do the good things, for all of us.

🥺🥺🥺

It’s finally bath time. I’m so happy he’s out of hiding and exploring the new house!

Noct is finally out and about and eating his num nums from his blue bowl and my heart is so full

Me: I’m glad you finally came out! Did the K-pop make you feel safe?

Post a fictional character that you relate to a little TOO much

Bestie just told me he and the hubs are coming to the house tonight with tacos and board games and I’m not used to this type of treatment 😳🥺

My new pillows warranty has some excessive restrictions, including acts of God, commercial laundering, or war. WTF kind of pillow is this?

I need someone to help me test the bed restraints on the larger bed. Any volunteers? For science!?

Movers are arriving in 20 minutes. Kitchen never got packed so that’s my burden now. We’re getting there fam but fuck. I love being on my own but this is emotionally really tough.

Last night in the apartment. Haven’t packed any of the kitchen, the new broken fridge kinda killed that motivation. I’m freaking out

All of the things in my new house that are supposed to make cold are not making cold. A/C and fridge have both stopped working. I’m stressed and alone 😭

BREAKING: Tony and the Togas have pulled out of the Freedom 250 event

I’m jus a lil guy, doing big guy things (Actually shaking, not posed)

Started packing tonight and the panic attacks have started. I don’t know how I’m gunna get thru tomorrow on my own I know I’ll be fine in the end but my brain journey is getting really rough

I have to cross town on my day off Monday to go to an early orthodontist appt. Maybe I’ll just have to go to @cantaffordbrent.bsky.social ‘s place to avoid traffic after

Sup peeps roughly my age. Which of these has lived rent free in your head for over 30 years?: 1. Archimedes 2. Nine Nine Nine 3. Mathematics of Love (1 night, 2 hearts) Iykyk #1 for me

Del Taco, you can’t call them that anymore! It’s dragonfruit VCR head cleaner.

EVERYONE IS CRYING ON THE LEGO MASTERS ELIMINATION AND NOW IM CRYING? 😭

Apparently everyone loves that I’m offering kisses but nobody actually wants one. I see how it is. And I was just crazy intimate with my massage therapist I have a crush on so ima go drown all my rejection in a cheese steak

In Gresham for the day. Who wants kisses? 😘

My pinched nerve hurts so much today I’m actually gunna do my physical therapy. Fortunately I’m getting bent like a pretzel tomorrow. Yeouch!

Okay bloomfs, the new bed is almost ready for fluid exchange. Please form a disorderly line in the likes below.

Now taking bets on whether or not I remember to remove the mattress restraints from the bed before the movers get here on Saturday…

Thinking about @spark.fit as I continue to lie in bed when he would be kindly glaring at me to get up and go for a walk.

I just saw an IG ad that said “this may look like your ordinary 5-seater dining table”. Bitch, no ordinary piece of furniture has 5 anything

Who’s ready to build a bed frame???

Following up, there are two contenders way ahead of the pack vying for the top spot of “crushes me the most”. Let’s see how this plays out.

Sure I ordered a new bedframe, but more importantly…

I’m offended by the truth