Upon a second rewatching of the most recent season of Bake-off, I present my official review: -Bottoms love Toby -Tops love Aaron -Verse love Tom -Sides love Jasmine I will not be citing my sources

Yall, we’ve been playing games so hard I’m struggling to keep my eyes open. And I’ve got 4 hours before I can think about laying down to get up before the train tomorrow 😮‍💨

Touché.

Tonight, I just won my first legit game of Magic. I’m chuffed We opened foundation booster packs randomly and I was playing with Ninjas and Angels. I had a good time!

The face: The personality:

Post your most daddy pic… I embarrass the boys

Me in Chicago for the first time:

It still holds true that Amtrak employees are always salty until you tell them you’re in business class or a sleeper. I get it, just find it funny.

To clear up any confusion, the last post was a meme and not my actual luggage. I was not able to bring my real support shark. See my actual luggage below:

Heading out onto the next leg of my trip. I’m super sad to leave but also excited to see my next friends. It’s a weird cloud of emotion today. 😔

Oh no! @warglepus.bsky.social @arieskadmon.bsky.social @alleycatblues.bsky.social and I perceived each other irl!

Imagine if anybody cared about Dairy Queens food, that’s an A&W

@warglepus.bsky.social is being mean! Make him stop, I’m still learning!

Chicago doesn’t have pigeons for me, so to fulfill my tradition, here are a gaggle of geese

CHICAGO I AM IN YOU!

Wisconsin doesn’t have nearly as many wild cheddar trees as I would have expected. 🧐🧀🌳

This is how we nap on the train

Behold the majesty

More like K-pop make me ugly cry Hunters, amirite?

Late to the party, but more attracted to Bobby than any of the Saja Boys. 👹🗡️

My train was scheduled to arrive at like 5pm. We’ve been greatly delayed and won’t be getting in till after midnight tomorrow. I feel so bad for my friends picking me up! 😭

You in another decade This was the closest I ever got to a twink era.

This is the best mirror shot I can do in a moving train. Still better lighting than at home

Update: Spazzy McPossibly on Mushrooms was actually a father traveling with a young child, while his wife, who is still breast feeding the kid, is riding in coach.

OMG THE GUY THAT CHECKED ME OUT IS PART OF THE MENNONITE FAMILY! 💅 Scandal

I just got checked out by a dude in the train cafe. 🚂🚃🚃💅

Just starting the recent series of Bake Off, and ofc I get the Toby hype, but why was noone talking about Tall Gay Tom™️???

I’m sandwiched between spazzy mcpossibly on mushrooms and old man chunky coughing for 20 minutes

The people on this train are kind of a wreck and I don’t want to leave this little room ☠️

Not me stockpiling vegan snacks and Dr Pepper in the 1st class lounge. It’s real now chat!

Just woke up from my travel panic attack nap. Ugh. I’m ready to relax. 😔

Leaving this one home alone is the hardest part! He’s never been on his own for this long (he has daily babysitters for the essentials btw) He just realized what’s going on 😭

For reference, this is for two weeks, including laptop, iPad, switch, knitting, and books. Seem reasonable to a normal person?

Ok, I still have three bags, but it’s for two weeks, not one, and it’s only 30 combined pounds. That’s an improvement, right?

Ma be gone for two weeks! What am I forgetting?!?!? I’ve got cat sitters, bag of analog entertainment, bag of digital entertainment with chargers, socks, undies, tshirts, over shirt, long pants, shirt pants, Jammie’s, hoodie, my brace, bathroom stuff with 2 weeks pills

I’ll be on a train in 24 hours and I can’t even begin to scream my excitement!!! Maybe I should start packing… 🚂🚃🚃🚃

How do yall have such photo studio quality light in your bedrooms??? Even in my best light my stuff is all grainy and unclear

I don’t feel that HR should be able to lead any groups or committees. Omg it’s so passive and boring

Why are belly buttons so sexy? 🧐

Today is scheduled back to back meetings for 8 hours and I am not in the mood. Activating naked attention seeking mode for strength

Eating up what’s in the apartment before my trip so tonight we have Dino Nuggie Cordon Bleu with mustard sauce, And air fried potato cylinders with smoked ketchup. Dairy free ofc

Just basking in how gorgeous this human is 😍🥰😍

Me too, door. Me too.

I have therapy this afternoon. I don’t want to drive downtown. I’m not sure I have much to say today. I just need a break. Drowning my sorrow in store brand zero sugar orange soda

3 work days until I am on a train for two weeks, and everyone crammed every meeting in before I go. I don’t even have lunch breaks. 😭 We’re almost there fam

Cat: MEEEEOOOOOOOW Me: What the matter bud? Me: Is something amiss? Cat: MEEEEOOOOOOOW Me: Is there fuckery afoot?

Just look at this majestic beast 🥰

I can’t handle the amount of cute this one has put out today 🥰

Do I have any random moots that live in Chicago that I need to have sex with in two weeks? I can tell you all about the aquarium while were bumping uglies

I made a smoothie bowl this morning. Really? This is a thing? We made smoothies harder to consume so we can dump unhealthy crap on it. Tater tots cuz potato