Molesley is asleep and he’s dreaming 🥹

NEW TOY TIME!!!! Molesley is VERY much in his baby shark era so finding a toy that temporarily redirects his attention away from our hands, fingers, arms, legs, elbows, noses, ears, feet, toes, etc etc…..is an enthusiastically welcomed break 🤪

Just weighed myself. Down from 330lbs and now I’m at 285lbs!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳

Molesley really likes his new rechargeable rolly ball!! 🥳

DINNER TIME!!!!! 🥳

Molesley absolutely LOVES his frozen carrots!!

This makes nap #7 today 😴

I would take a bullet for this little boy 💯

Look at my son 😍

FINALLY bringing my son HOME!!! He’s sound asleep 🥰🥰🥰

‼️‼️‼️BREAKING NEWS‼️‼️‼️‼️

I’m normally not really into these types of games but this one is actually holding my attention for more than ten minutes 🤔

I asked Santa for these EVERY SINGLE Christmas for at least 40 years but I never got them 😒

I’m gonna be a dad again in two weeks 🥹

Not only is Shapel Lacey incredibly funny, he’s also FUCKING GORGEOUS!!! 😍🥵

We’re bringing home our new baby (the slightly darker pup with the white spot on top of his head) on May 17th! 100% AKC Golden Retriever!

The wait is KILLING ME 😫

Judy, Liza, Barbra, Bette. These are names I shan’t forget. 💅🏻🪭

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A typical trip to Walmart 🫣

From 330lbs to 294lbs in two months 🥳

Today’s mood 😋

Got this from Costco and OMG IT’S GOOD!!!!

Coming soon……🥳

Coffee tastes better in my new “BOOBee’s” mug 🐝

For many years my husband has always called me “Boobies” so he got me this cute coffee mug with actual “BOOBee’s” on it. A bunch of cute lil bumblebee’s all with various shapes and sizes of boobs! LOL 😂

Tonight for dinner we made salmon with a Montreal steak seasoning brown sugar glaze and roasted Brussels sprouts with crispy pancetta, gorgonzola, and balsamic glaze. ALL made in our new air fryer! 10/10👌🏻

I really needed these

This is BEYOND fucked up. Anyone posting insane bullshit like this needs to be identified and called out. #FUCKICE

GOALS

LOL ok sometimes AI can be kinda fun 😳

She said “😳……..💅🏻what💅🏻??”

I know this is rather clichè but I think 2026 is going to be spent focusing on my physical health. I’d really like to get my body back to as close to how I used to look as possible. I’d also love to stop having to use a CPAP and taking blood pressure medication. I don’t wanna be fluffy anymore.

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 He will die in 🕯 2026 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Random thought: I wish I fluent in all languages spoken on earth and all types of sign language.

This made me happy so I wanted you to see it too 😋

Cleaning the soil off these BIG mushrooms for Christmas dinner 🥳

HAIRY FISHMAS!!!!! 🎅🏻🐻

It honestly amazes me how many of y’all are following Instagram accounts where they have only three or four photos of some random generic white bear/cub, the profile was created in December of 2025, it’s based in Africa (Ghana, Nigeria, Zimbabwe), and there aren’t any likes or comments on any pics🤦🏻‍♂️🤨

If you've ever been chatting with someone and you immediately block them after they've decided to share something personal about themselves, you're a weak piece of shit. What goes around, comes around.

That feeling you may or may not get when you randomly stumble across some guy's Bluesky profile and then you suddenly notice that he's blocking you for some unknown reason🤔