This is BEYOND fucked up. Anyone posting insane bullshit like this needs to be identified and called out. #FUCKICE

GOALS

LOL ok sometimes AI can be kinda fun 😳

She said “😳……..💅🏻what💅🏻??”

I know this is rather clichè but I think 2026 is going to be spent focusing on my physical health. I’d really like to get my body back to as close to how I used to look as possible. I’d also love to stop having to use a CPAP and taking blood pressure medication. I don’t wanna be fluffy anymore.

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 He will die in 🕯 2026 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Random thought: I wish I fluent in all languages spoken on earth and all types of sign language.

This made me happy so I wanted you to see it too 😋

Cleaning the soil off these BIG mushrooms for Christmas dinner 🥳

HAIRY FISHMAS!!!!! 🎅🏻🐻

It honestly amazes me how many of y’all are following Instagram accounts where they have only three or four photos of some random generic white bear/cub, the profile was created in December of 2025, it’s based in Africa (Ghana, Nigeria, Zimbabwe), and there aren’t any likes or comments on any pics🤦🏻‍♂️🤨

If you've ever been chatting with someone and you immediately block them after they've decided to share something personal about themselves, you're a weak piece of shit. What goes around, comes around.

That feeling you may or may not get when you randomly stumble across some guy's Bluesky profile and then you suddenly notice that he's blocking you for some unknown reason🤔

Tonight I was reminded that if you’re past 40, never trust a fart 😳

It’s Christmas in our bedroom so Santa must be cumming! 🎅🏻💦

We’re NEVER flying coach again. This is the ONLY way to travel to Hawaii or anywhere else 🥰🧘🏻‍♂️

I could totally get used to this shizz 🌊🧘‍♂️🏝️

I hope this photo is real

Happy Friday! Me and who? 🐓🍭

Typical Wednesday

Did I just purchase new LR44 batteries for my book about different types of farts? Yes, yes I did. 🐖💨

I’ve already done it thrice times today! 🥳

Knowing these are selling online for upwards of $500 really does make my iced coffee taste much better!

I like dicks and Kirby stuff

I’m ashamed to admit we waited in line outside Fred Meyers for two hours for this thing. We were third and fourth in line and they only had FOUR in stock. It was reminiscent of the Tickle Me Elmo debacle in the early 90’s 🤕

Such a criminally underrated album

This is beary funny 🤪

💅🏻

If I won the Lottery/PowerBall, I wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs….

Even after SEVENTEEN years together, this is the kind of stuff my husband randomly sends me 🥰

LOL me 100% 😋

I’ve never been afraid of getting older but the fact that I’m going to be 45 on Thursday is kinda freaking me out a little 😳

Easily one of the best stand up comedy sight gags ever 🤣

This is hilarious for multiple reasons

Another reason I'm INCREDIBLY thankful for the fact that my husband is a manager for Alaska Airlines corporate security/safety🥳🍾🛫

Fun Fact: I was the original inspiration and prototype model for the My Buddy toy in the 1980’s 😜 (and yes that really is me)

Is anyone else seeing stuff like this on TikTok shop? 😏

LOVE my new shirt 😾

I can’t remember the last time I was this excited over a small kitchen appliance 🥳

Just got another “Trump is a piece of shit” sticker for my car #FDT

IF YOU HAVE AN IPHONE, DOWNLOAD THIS APP IMMEDIATELY AND USE IT TO ANONYMOUSLY REPORT ANY ICE SIGHTINGS/ACTIVITY IN REAL TIME TO OTHER USERS WITHIN A FIVE MILE RADIUS. #fuckice #fucktrump (right now it’s only available for iOS devices. Android would automatically require personal data collection)

Don’t let ChatGPT tell you it can’t create an original image because it would “violate policy” 😏