Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.

People: BASAL METABOLISM (me + @zhir.bsky.social + our pal Matt) will be making its LIVE DEBUT on the 5th of July, 7:30 pm, at Blipsy Bar in Los Angeles, CA. The show will comprise of Monsieur Herr and Zhir Vengersky originals. Come on down! (provided you're in the area and can make it that day)

this is a complete societal failure, and something has to be done about this very soon

TADC fans are the most media-illiterate lemmings on the fucking planet and are the product of gutting literature and the humanities in schools. These people can't get through a film without the answers being spoon-fed to them.

its striking me that we don’t live in a normal economy anymore, we live in an economy entirely constructed around speculation now

we elected the wrong biden

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A few weeks ago I took an Amtrak train from Solana Beach to Los Angeles just to see how I liked it vs driving. A double-whammy of complications means I was five hours late getting in, and you know what? I STILL liked it more than sitting in I-5 traffic.

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if someone said this to me I would delete my entire internet presence

-Devin, 47, Missouri, white, independent, assistant scuba instructor- I thought Trump would be a better President this time because the gnome who lives behind the Mailboxes Etc. told me he would. The gnome's name is Glowering Pete, he has access to all my credit card and holds my power of attorney.

How do you feel about Donald Trump's actions as president so far? [adjacent to an artful and flattering black-and-white sketch of me] Jon, 43, white "I no longer call it the Sun. I call it the Hot Moon. You cannot catch and eat the Hot Moon because it moves too fast because it is late for school."

you need to be obsessed with cool weird little things in your life get a hobby get another hobby if you have enough time to notice: - someone you barely interact with unfollowing you - a rando putting you on a list - people subtweeting you there's time for a hobby that will bring you real joy

Is it just me or does it seem like more and more business signage are showing more weather and heat damage at a faster rate?

happy 4/20

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the pope is not woke. american conservative christianity has spent the last few decades mutating into an evil doppelgänger of itself such that any conservative christian leader who says things like “it’s wrong to incinerate schoolchildren” scans as a titan of superhuman moral fiber.

Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against these heretics

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If i learned anything in Geometry it's that everything in this world is either a triangle or a circle

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this would be an amazing way for It to happen

Amazon Facilities in Bahrain Hit Again as Iran Follows Through on Threat, Report Says

objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country

pouring beers for empty seats at a bar of the people who insist that generative ai is the future

This episode was great, now it's worse #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #tadc #ytp

Every now and then I remember that British Bake Off episode where they made them cook Mexican food without knowing anything about it and one of them pronounced guacamole as "glockymolo". I'm haunted by the glockymolo

my extremely based and chunguspilled oaf of a spawn Burzum Pewdiepie Musk went to the same mcdonalds four times in one day and ordered 372 small root beers and nothing else. It was the most epic bacon meme of all time

Never serve sushi or water to me or my large adult son, Totenkopf ever again

ME: (chastising myself) Careful. We can't just paint every billionaire as an evil NPC with no inner life. They're just people, and we need to understand that if we're ever going to improve society BILLIONAIRE: I'm an empty shell, man. No thoughts up here. I'm essentially a void made to suck up money

Check this shit out motherfucker I’m going to make America great again [I commit family annihilation but for the whole nation, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

there's a thing I like to call "load-bearing assumptions", that you don't notice until they're suddenly gone (e.g the air you breath has oxygen in it). the post-ww2 order is a load-bearing assumption for basically the entirety of american life. trump took a sledgehammer to it in the last 90 days.

Does someone want to tell me why it takes the courts a week to send a letter five miles?

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

Whoever is working the playlist that plays in grocery stores, don't think I didn't catch you slipping "Fortunate Son" in there today

average person cheering for war in iran

you guys just don't get it if israel and america don't rain death upon schoolchildren they'd be really sad

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"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

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Come, Sir Andrew, there’s no remedy

CEOs Never Cum

Sweethearts sure have changed since I used to get them in school

Fucking lobotomize me

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