we're being ruled by a dying pedophile with dementia because another pedophile collected all the scientists and nazis he could into one big network and then died, leaving them rudderless

I have never been more stressed, paranoid, and terrified of the future than I currently am.

I will say that it does feel a bit frivolous to go through these rounds when things are so invariably the way they are right now, but the best I can hope for is that this bit of frivolity can go a long way in bringing joy to people. Fuck La Migra, Twin Cities Forever. We Are Hope Despite The Times

There are some very very small things happening in the world of Basal Metabolism soon. Minuscule things. Check back next month.

Holy Fourth Amendment, Batman!

we have won the horse girls. repeat: we have won the horse girls

Thinking about Frank the cow today who graced the A-side label of Mayhem's debut EP and thus the first official release in Norwegian black metal canon

the utdr origin story is so funny to me i think about it all the time. who the fuck has a prophetic vision about a video game they will make one day, tries to make said video game, sucks shit, decides to make a less intense game to get practice, then makes fucking undertale

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They've lost the bozo king

So this is where we're at now. Meekly begging for scraps.

Calling it now: we're gonna balkanize before the decade is up

everythiiing🎵 I have to saaay🗣️ would get me baaanned🎷 or on a liiist🎶

we’re never returning to “normal “ that world is dead and gone we create a new one, or we live in hell

abolishing the domestic terror group ICE is the moderate position at this point

Song apropos of nothing in particular youtu.be/myIKuePjI_c

hell yeah

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

Finally something cool happened

they should invent a year that's better than the one before it

the markets seem pretty confident that the next year is going to be called 2026. i still think it’s gonna be glenn. my money’s on glenn

I may think of other ones as I remember which albums came out this year but my 3 favorite albums of 2025 (in order of release) are MAD! by Sparks, Farewell My Lovely by Zhir Vengersky, and Playin' Dumb by Tchotchke

I give him six months

Zhir Vengersky used to be about the money. Now he's about the music, the damn hack

*extremely Beach Boys voice* Friday comes this time each week

Just saw a Cybertruck with a Labubu hanging from the mirror inside. The person who owns it is the assistant manager of a Raising Cane's.

there’s lots of good food

Current status: shoveling peas on a wall

If you don't let your theater kid do theater they turn into fascists. That's what I've learned this decade.

Yeah I know this video is probably AI but it reinforces my preconceived notions about the world so it's fine. I am 50 years old

*shakily removing glasses*

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Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.

Hail to the Chimp was developed by Wideload and published by Gamecock

I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them

68 ± 1

lol

look i was recently talking to a septuagenarian life long dem (who shall remain nameless) and generic lib, and she was like “i just think there should be firing squads and they should sell tickets.”

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

They call him Peter Zilch

donning the armor of god to face the forces of hell

I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"