Zhir Vengersky used to be about the money. Now he's about the music, the damn hack

*extremely Beach Boys voice* Friday comes this time each week

Just saw a Cybertruck with a Labubu hanging from the mirror inside. The person who owns it is the assistant manager of a Raising Cane's.

there’s lots of good food

Current status: shoveling peas on a wall

If you don't let your theater kid do theater they turn into fascists. That's what I've learned this decade.

Yeah I know this video is probably AI but it reinforces my preconceived notions about the world so it's fine. I am 50 years old

*shakily removing glasses*

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Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.

Hail to the Chimp was developed by Wideload and published by Gamecock

I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them

68 ± 1

lol

look i was recently talking to a septuagenarian life long dem (who shall remain nameless) and generic lib, and she was like “i just think there should be firing squads and they should sell tickets.”

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

They call him Peter Zilch

donning the armor of god to face the forces of hell

I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

Hm. Not great.

i genuinely hope the government shuts down

You like my product I’m finding. Here. Eat well

we're all gonna fuckin die aren't we

You, a tired old fool: techbro Me, an intellectual: high-tech lowlife

I'm boutta start connecting the dots

My other new album is called "Joining the War on Autism on the Side of Autism"

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Reminds me of this:

all far right posters be like “civil war postponed, will reconvene if a new possible reichstag moment presents itself”

well the world certainly learned about groypers

You know how bad you have to be to not be recorded doing *anything* good? I found an image of George W Bush packing sandwiches for homeless people in like 20 seconds

oh shit guys i almost forgot the traditional 9/11 greeting

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

Oh no! Anyway here's the KFC original recipe as confirmed by Harland Sanders' 3rd great nephew Anthony: 1 tb+¼ ts Sage ½ ts Cloves ¼ ts Nutmeg ½ ts Cinnamon ⅛ ts Cayenne ½ ts Coriander ¼ ts Ginger 1 ts Garlic powder 1 tb White pepper 1½ tb Black pepper ½ ts Cardamom 3tb salt 1 tb MSG 3 cup flour

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'So, did my Etsy curses work? Time will tell. The forces move in mysterious ways, and as the Priestess reminded me, “Spellwork is a collaboration between the caster, the client, and the universe itself.” For now, we can only trust in the timing of the great unknown.'

After dealing with years of seeing Palestinian children blown apart by bombs while being told it’s fine I’m not gonna take the handwringing of political violence in America not being acceptable