they call me the tom kha gai warrior

[André 3000 - New Blue Sun] Isn't It Crazy That They Named a Whole Section of California After the Seminal 2006 David Lynch Film "Inland Empire"? I'm Still Thinking About That

The Basal Metabolism show at Blipsy Bar, LA meant for today around this time has been rescheduled to August 8 due to Circumstances. More details to follow. Stay tuned!

I believe Stevie Wonder when he says he's going to keep on trying till he reaches the highest ground but when the Red Hot Chili Peppers say it it's like. No man. All those guys want to do is be shirtless and think about California. Those idiots are never escaping the cycle of death and rebirth

The Amazing Digital Circus is an exceptional character drama that achieves everything it sets out to do but whose fandom is unfortunately densely populated by the people most likely to miss the point

It's a shame Fear of Music was only 1 LP because there are SO many nouns that David Byrne could be scared of or frustrated with

about to be chokeslammed by neil finn

I only listen to music that fits within the arbitrary boundaries of the aesthetic boxes I have constructed around myself, actually

Going to the Amazing Digital Circus screening wearing a piece of printer paper taped to my chest with POMNI COSPLAY written on it but otherwise I'm just in my normal clothes

In a fit of insomnia last night I relistened on a lark to Trespass by Genesis and golly gee wilikers if it isn't some of the most "these guys are 19" music out there

My dream job is to be the guy who makes the pngs of food for Tomodachi Life

Sorry I can't talk I have to listen to the scary live version of YMO Stairs on loop for like three hours youtu.be/w71iOzRFrdc?...

Photo of me at the airport looking like Chuck Schumer

Land of ≥1000 Dances

Jimmy Buffett was really ahead of his time when he sang "Some people claim there's a woman to blame but I know it's my own damn fault" since it's widely acknowledged that men generally weren't capable of introspection and recognizing their own faults until at least 2015

I'M ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING IN A PARKING LOT—WITH A CLEAR MIND

I enjoy DAF's Alles ist gut as much as anyone but I would say I prefer Gold und Liebe, which is essentially more of Alles ist gut except way stupider

[hirasawa voice] ＬＩＶＩＮＧ　ＴＨＥ　ＤＲＥＡＭ　！！

people are all the time posting about pieces of media that are 20+ years old using the gif of Snake from Metal Gear Solid 4 turning old as if the passage of time isn't inexorable. BIG SHOCKER: It's going to happen to you too

Yowzers! You're a GIRL who knows about CARS?? But cars is guys stuff and not girls stuff. This could fundamentally challenge my assumptions and preconceptions about gender roles and really the construct of gender as a whole were we not in a Transformers movie

How in the GOD DAMN HELL am I 14 days late for the 2nd anniversary of Bombarded by Vibes from All Sides!?!?!? I'm rectifying this immediately. Happy late birthday Vibes I will never inadvertently snub you again youtu.be/uCNCcKp55x0?...

That Sample Rate Can't Be More Than, Like, 2 kHz or Something: How I Learned to Love the Obnoxiously Loud Snare Hit in P-Model's "OH MAMA!"

me and the boy's about to logon to online

MONSIEUR HERR『ＺＯＭＢＩ』P-MODEL COVER www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2FY...

Happiest of St. Paddy's Days!

FACT: "This Whole World" by the Beach Boys is a song about what happens when you think about "This Whole World" by the Beach Boys

KEEP HONKING! I'm listening to Neil Young's oft-maligned 1986 album "Landing On Water" and I'm enjoying myself because somehow big drums and DX7 presets don't bother me the way they seem to bother everyone else

Everybody must purchase the new Д. Jefcoat single! I contributed the odd lyric to it and also Jon is the mastering engineer on a lot of my stuff so you should give them your money no matter what. d-jefcoat.bandcamp.com/album/ignore...

Monsieur Herr cover of Elenore by the Turtles #monsieurherrcoverofelenorebytheturtles www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcRi...

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

only way to describe what this is as intentional and targeted evil. they want to make it impossible for trans people to live. this is genocidal

Friends in and around New York have been quick to show me how cones have adapted (or not) to the sudden blizzard up there…

C*NTENT youtu.be/kxLrnwvuGS4

Sorry for the wait on the Everything's Great 7" singles! Here they all are as shown. Everyone who ordered one will be receiving their copies shortly. Everyone who hasn't yet ordered one can now do so with full confidence that they exist. Yippee! honsieurmerr.bandcamp.com/album/everyt...

Bad news everyone. My sponsorship with Metal Gear Solid 3 was recently terminated. The Jungle found the Basal Metabolism song "Schlangenfresser" (trans. "Snake Eater") invariably offensive and in poor taste. I don't think I'll be working with Metal Gear Solid 3 again in the future.

As a lifelong Beatle Freak the new Beatle movies they're making feel like propaganda films for if the Beatles were a fascist state and now I can understand more deeply why so many people hate the Beatles

I'm quickly becoming more and more of a Bad Bunny fan. If Lo Que Le Pasó a Hawaii alone is anything to go by the man knows exactly what's up and exactly what he's doing. Generational mensch

HAPPY BANDCAMP FRIDAY! Alongside the new album from Basal Metabolism, Gefälschtemusik, there are also lots of other fun consumer products available for you to peruse. Continue to miss out or continue to not! honsieurmerr.bandcamp.com basalmetabolism.bandcamp.com

Hi. Not only is tomorrow Bandcamp Friday, but it also happens to be Gefälschtemusik Day, when Basal Metabolism's fake German disco album is set off into the world at large. Miss out or don't! basalmetabolism.bandcamp.com/album/gef-ls...

Today is the fourth anniversary of Music for People Who Hate Music. To celebrate, here are some of the original photos that were taken for the cover art. They are yours to do what you will with

FROM THE DESK OF BASAL METABOLISM: PROFUSE APOLOGIES TO ALL OF DEUTSCHLAND February 6th sees the release of GEFÄLSCHTEMUSIK, an exercise in synthesized Körpermusik recorded entirely in fake, really offensively bad German by a gaggle of dumb and terrified Americans with no sense of tact or shame.

There are some very very small things happening in the world of Basal Metabolism soon. Minuscule things. Check back next month.

Thinking about how disheartening it is that those rat bastards the Eagles got to writing a song called "The Disco Strangler" before some jerk like me (who actually likes disco) could do it and do it better

Getting my ass pummeled and the shit kicked out of me in the mosh pit at the Lemon Twigs concert

They say if you leave a South Park DVD and an Ayn Rand novel out on Christmas Eve the band Rush will appear in your house at Christmas and do Family Guy voices

Don't you know in high school I was voted Most Likely To Pull Adrian Belew Bullshit On Guitar Jungle Survival Fact™: You can make lots of jungle animal noises on guitar with enough practice.

Song apropos of nothing in particular youtu.be/myIKuePjI_c