Placing bets now on whether or not the new Taylor Swift album will reach Love Beach status in 20-30 years. By my understanding it seems to be equally hilarious and embarrassing largely by way of its creator not realizing how hilarious and embarrassing it is

My new album is called "Gavin Newsom Is a Ghoul Who Feeds on the Blood of the Homeless and I Can't Believe You're All Forgetting This"

What if instead of Lowe's it was Nick Lowe's and Nick Lowe was there and also Los Straitjackets were there. Would be really fucking cool

Baldur's Gated Reverb

Pleased to announce that Monsieur Herr is NOT owned by Saudi Arabia and Jared Kushner. I will continue to write Woke Songs

My important drawings

Trying to come up with a list of the Good Billy Joel Songs as someone who isn't particularly a Billy Joel fan. So far I have Pressure, Uptown Girl, Movin' Out, My Life, *maybe* Angry Young Man? Maybe some others. Big but ultimately low priority WIP

the fact that so many people frame autism as “a problem that needs to be solved” is a constant reminder that being “not normal” isn’t acceptable to a large amount of the world. it’s the same reason there’s a trans panic right now too. they think people are defective

My other new album is called "Joining the War on Autism on the Side of Autism"

My new album is called "Gavin Newsom Is a Ghoul Who Feeds on the Blood of the Homeless and I Can't Believe You're All Forgetting This"

Give it to the Raw Milk Boys! www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRWn...

I'm becoming a big appreciator of Rupert Holmes and specifically the Partners in Crime album. A casual observer may dismiss it as mere Yacht Rock but in actuality the bulk of the album consists of top-shelf Prank Music for Awful People. Much like Steely Dan it just has a veneer of acceptability

Oh no! Anyway here's the KFC original recipe as confirmed by Harland Sanders' 3rd great nephew Anthony: 1 tb+¼ ts Sage ½ ts Cloves ¼ ts Nutmeg ½ ts Cinnamon ⅛ ts Cayenne ½ ts Coriander ¼ ts Ginger 1 ts Garlic powder 1 tb White pepper 1½ tb Black pepper ½ ts Cardamom 3tb salt 1 tb MSG 3 cup flour

Happy Bandcamp Friday to all who celebrate. If you're not up to speed with the myriad of Monsieur Herr releases available to you, you have nobody to blame but yourself: honsieurmerr.bandcamp.com

[A beam of light comes down from Heaven straight into my brain] ELO is basically ABBA with more street cred

Buying Into the Hype just barely came out and I already nearly have another one in the can. Not yet but very close. One day there's just going to be yet another Monsieur Herr album and we're all going to have to deal with that

Tool is a band for people who otherwise exclusively listen to video game soundtracks. Ghost may also be like this. Send tweet

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This is my new "web site" and this is what it looks like monsieurherr.neocities.org

They call me Timmy Tidal (Sp*tify Is For Suckers) tidal.com/artist/15714...

Thank you to fellow Scott Miller acolytes Rosy Overdrive for giving Buying Into the Hype a quick shout here!

[WARNING: BEATLES POST] The White Album would be completely unpalatable to the general public if it weren't for While My Guitar Gently Weeps and all the pretty acoustic songs and that's why it's probably the best [END BEATLES POST]

COME ON DOWN FOR A [Specil] DEAL ON MY NEW [Big Shot] [Sand]WICH WRAPS!!! NOW WITH [Sust1nably S0urc3d] [Sand]

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

Completely forgot it was Replay Cement's second birthday until just now. Sorry Replay Cement honsieurmerr.bandcamp.com/album/replay...

Today is Bandcamp Friday, when the aforementioned Bandcamp waives their usual revenue share for the day. If you've been putting off letting my new album BUYING INTO THE HYPE into your home/heart, now is the perfect time to do so: honsieurmerr.bandcamp.com/album/buying...

Still haven't gotten your CD of Buying Into the Hype yet??? When all of these HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA (pictured: approx. 16 of them) are READY TO MEET YOU NOW??? Rectify your grave oversight immediately at: honsieurmerr.bandcamp.com/album/buying...

Thinking about the "just happy to get a sound out of it" synthesizer in Black Sabbath Who Are You. RIP Ozzy www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9vo...

DEATH RAY DEATH RAYDEATH RAY youtu.be/Wt0kMV7If3k?...

Don't forget: BUYING INTO THE HYPE is in your head.

Todd Rundgren Live at Trader Joe's

Today is the day and the day is NOW: the new Monsieur Herr album (note: Monsieur Herr is me) BUYING INTO THE HYPE is out NOW wherever you get your music. It's like 60 Minutes on acid. honsieurmerr.bandcamp.com/album/buying...

Video for "Learning to Ignore the Problem" out NOW!!! youtu.be/bl9VfShpmTY?...

Hello groovers. Here are a handful of screenshots from the "Learning to Ignore the Problem" video, premiering TOMORROW!!! (7/17) at 12 noon Pacific on YouTube. Shot at the Sepulveda Dam in Los Angeles, of "The Statue Got Me High" fame. Dig the video here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl9V...

DON'T FORGET!!! My new album BUYING INTO THE HYPE releases on July 18. I'll be putting out a video for the song "Learning to Ignore the Problem" to coincide with it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl9V...

Any stretch of 4 minutes and 33 seconds can be John Cage's 4'33" if you're not a coward

Any time a song mentions a river it immediately becomes a Yes song. I don't make the rules

it’s insane that real antisemitism like this is intensely normalized and endorsed by the most powerful people in the world but you can’t say free palestine without people trying to ruin your life

Buying Into the Hype is Monsieur Herr's gerund album

With a couple weeks out until the release of my new album Buying Into the Hype on July 18, it should be noted once again that the album is available to pre-order on Bandcamp. Buy with money! honsieurmerr.bandcamp.com/album/buying...

Happy July! In celebration(?) of yet another month on this planet I have released a new single called "History Repeating Itself." It's on all the usual streaming places but there's also a VIDEO and everyone loves VIDEOS youtu.be/IityCWcSoZI?...

I was taking photos of utility poles

Can chat gpt stop using so many em dashes so I can keep using them without fear of people thinking I'm a robot. I overused em dashes before robots co-opted it. ALT+0151 motherfucker

I was interviewed by an independent music magazine recently. I talk about Love Beach a lot (as well as other things and stuff) starting page 8 bit.ly/aldorabritai...

scans from Interbabe Concern by The Loud Family

i cannot wait for the wokeness blowback so bad. wokeness is going to be so much more widespread and powerful than ever before

New single and video a week from today. Can you dig it??

I'm not saying the work of Frank Zappa is exclusively for reactionary edgelords but if you're a reactionary edgelord you're going to find a lot to like in a lot of Frank Zappa's work

I have sent a copy of ‘The Onion’ to every member of Congress. To spread its message to less powerful people, I have also taken out an ad in a lesser newspaper. Read my full letter here: theonion.com/why-im-sendi...