How in the GOD DAMN HELL am I 14 days late for the 2nd anniversary of Bombarded by Vibes from All Sides!?!?!? I'm rectifying this immediately. Happy late birthday Vibes I will never inadvertently snub you again youtu.be/uCNCcKp55x0?...

That Sample Rate Can't Be More Than, Like, 2 kHz or Something: How I Learned to Love the Obnoxiously Loud Snare Hit in P-Model's "OH MAMA!"

me and the boy's about to logon to online

MONSIEUR HERR『ＺＯＭＢＩ』P-MODEL COVER www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2FY...

Happiest of St. Paddy's Days!

FACT: "This Whole World" by the Beach Boys is a song about what happens when you think about "This Whole World" by the Beach Boys

KEEP HONKING! I'm listening to Neil Young's oft-maligned 1986 album "Landing On Water" and I'm enjoying myself because somehow big drums and DX7 presets don't bother me the way they seem to bother everyone else

Everybody must purchase the new Д. Jefcoat single! I contributed the odd lyric to it and also Jon is the mastering engineer on a lot of my stuff so you should give them your money no matter what. d-jefcoat.bandcamp.com/album/ignore...

Monsieur Herr cover of Elenore by the Turtles #monsieurherrcoverofelenorebytheturtles www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcRi...

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

only way to describe what this is as intentional and targeted evil. they want to make it impossible for trans people to live. this is genocidal

Friends in and around New York have been quick to show me how cones have adapted (or not) to the sudden blizzard up there…

C*NTENT youtu.be/kxLrnwvuGS4

Sorry for the wait on the Everything's Great 7" singles! Here they all are as shown. Everyone who ordered one will be receiving their copies shortly. Everyone who hasn't yet ordered one can now do so with full confidence that they exist. Yippee! honsieurmerr.bandcamp.com/album/everyt...

Bad news everyone. My sponsorship with Metal Gear Solid 3 was recently terminated. The Jungle found the Basal Metabolism song "Schlangenfresser" (trans. "Snake Eater") invariably offensive and in poor taste. I don't think I'll be working with Metal Gear Solid 3 again in the future.

As a lifelong Beatle Freak the new Beatle movies they're making feel like propaganda films for if the Beatles were a fascist state and now I can understand more deeply why so many people hate the Beatles

I'm quickly becoming more and more of a Bad Bunny fan. If Lo Que Le Pasó a Hawaii alone is anything to go by the man knows exactly what's up and exactly what he's doing. Generational mensch

HAPPY BANDCAMP FRIDAY! Alongside the new album from Basal Metabolism, Gefälschtemusik, there are also lots of other fun consumer products available for you to peruse. Continue to miss out or continue to not! honsieurmerr.bandcamp.com basalmetabolism.bandcamp.com

Hi. Not only is tomorrow Bandcamp Friday, but it also happens to be Gefälschtemusik Day, when Basal Metabolism's fake German disco album is set off into the world at large. Miss out or don't! basalmetabolism.bandcamp.com/album/gef-ls...

Today is the fourth anniversary of Music for People Who Hate Music. To celebrate, here are some of the original photos that were taken for the cover art. They are yours to do what you will with

FROM THE DESK OF BASAL METABOLISM: PROFUSE APOLOGIES TO ALL OF DEUTSCHLAND February 6th sees the release of GEFÄLSCHTEMUSIK, an exercise in synthesized Körpermusik recorded entirely in fake, really offensively bad German by a gaggle of dumb and terrified Americans with no sense of tact or shame.

There are some very very small things happening in the world of Basal Metabolism soon. Minuscule things. Check back next month.

Thinking about how disheartening it is that those rat bastards the Eagles got to writing a song called "The Disco Strangler" before some jerk like me (who actually likes disco) could do it and do it better

Getting my ass pummeled and the shit kicked out of me in the mosh pit at the Lemon Twigs concert

They say if you leave a South Park DVD and an Ayn Rand novel out on Christmas Eve the band Rush will appear in your house at Christmas and do Family Guy voices

Don't you know in high school I was voted Most Likely To Pull Adrian Belew Bullshit On Guitar Jungle Survival Fact™: You can make lots of jungle animal noises on guitar with enough practice.

Song apropos of nothing in particular youtu.be/myIKuePjI_c

WILL THIS YEAR EVER END??!!?!? Jungle Survival Fact™: I saw you do it.

I'm excited to announce that my Bluesky page is now sponsored by Metal Gear Solid 3! With every post, I will now be providing interesting Jungle Survival Facts. MGS3 Jungle Survival Fact™: You can eat plants and bugs off the ground.

I may think of other ones as I remember which albums came out this year but my 3 favorite albums of 2025 (in order of release) are MAD! by Sparks, Farewell My Lovely by Zhir Vengersky, and Playin' Dumb by Tchotchke

I'm making a fake German disco album and I'm not kidding. Expect it sometime early next year. I would like to reiterate that I am NOT JOKING

Harpy Chrysler!

Murray Crumble! www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLtn...

Taking advantage of my restless leg syndrome to farm 3DS play coins

Here's the new video for a certain song of mine that I've reuploaded for better sound quality. Sorry for the inconvenience! www.youtube.com/watch?v=myIK...

The video just premiered and now it will be around (and yours) for ever and ever. Yaysville!

There's a part of me that feels like Monster by R.E.M. is kind of the quintessential bargain bin CD (saying nothing about the quality of the album itself, which I'm absolutely a fan of) but I'm also pretty sure the members of R.E.M. themselves would delight in that being the case

The video for my song "Resource War" will premiere on Friday, December 19, at 12 PM Pacific. Get your listens in before the US government inevitably does something really stupid and this song becomes even more directly relevant than it always is and always will be! www.youtube.com/watch?v=jim-...

So far I'm coming to the conclusion that a not-insignificant amount of the output of Was (Not Was) directly deals with the consequences of having a dad

On the first day of Christmas I got hit by a car and died. On the second day of Christmas I became a ghost who haunts people's cars. On the third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth, eleventh, and twelth days of Christmas I was still a ghost all that time. I'm still a ghost.

[Prefab Sprout - Nightingales voice] Tell me do something true and drop the Veggietales

It's been longer than half an hour and the video is now live. Have fun!

The new video for my song "The Way to the Heart Is Through Commerce" will premiere in around half an hour. Anyone who says they saw it premiere earlier because I initially set it to premiere at 12 AM instead of PM by accident is LYING www.youtube.com/watch?v=z90l...

The new Monsieur Herr album Everything's Great is out now! This is a recording. honsieurmerr.bandcamp.com/album/everyt...

I ditched Spotify earlier this year so I'm not posting about Wrapped, but here is an up-to-date no-particular-order list of 10 of my favorite albums for the Holiday Season™

Surprise! The new Monsieur Herr album EVERYTHING'S GREAT will be released tomorrow, December 5th. Cover art by @ceramicnightmares.bsky.social. Weeee! honsieurmerr.bandcamp.com