the dril curriculum stays useful

who up woking they ginger?

hmm, yea i guess that’s true. yknow, the woke ginger actually said something about this recently that i thought was pretty interesting

The Woke Ginger is begging me for his life. I will not stop condemning him until he gives me a free Muy Woke hat so that I have something to wear on cinco de mayo

“what everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the thunderdome. that is the new law.”

The Woke Ginger was reportedly shot in the head and left for dead on a hill just outside Goodsprings. He has made a miraculous full recovery and was last seen traveling north through Quarry Junction toward New Vegas.

Workers! You see how mortally terrified are our ministers at the working people acquiring knowledge!

The Michael Jordan of Going to the Hospital

to the tune of elanor rigby 🎶woke ginger posting picks up his phone, takes a pic, gets a check from a fed nobody cares 🎶

Can’t believe “Grammarly”, the company with an unclear purpose but seemingly unlimited YouTube preroll advertising budget, would do something annoying with AI

Chilling. The San Francisco Chronicle has received another letter from the man calling himself "The Woke Ginger," and cryptologists are reportedly no closer to cracking the cipher in his previous missive.

i would rather scrape off all my skin with a fork than learn anything about the woke ginger

anyone! living or dead i do not care! no morals, no hangups, just pure shit talk

me sending an email to congress

ai could never make an image as beautiful as this

Truly a perfect news alert

Markets In Turmoil As Price Of Money Skyrockets To $90 A Dollar http://theonion.com/markets-in-turmoil-as-price-of-money-skyrockets-to-90-1819575197/

You know what I liked was when Biden had that awful dog that kept biting people

no, idiot. it's not "nuking Tehran" its a "Joint Preliminary Atomic Maneuver". you fucking imbecile

Microsoft adds Shit to Butt

why is the press covering up James Talarico's sexual

every day he’s vindicated

It’s fucking annoying that one of the biggest forces keeping daylight savings around is the golf course lobby. I really can’t wait til we abolish that sport and take back all that land and create a golfer gulag

Bill Maher is the “Hey Nineteen” guy, he’s definitely had to explain who Aretha Franklin is to his dinner date (who is bored out of her mind)

🚨 Attention all Women🚨 have a great day, thank you

the next superbowl halftime show should be Death Grips

for those geographically challenged

a thing about the average corrections officer (jail cop) is that they're stupid, overworked, cruel, underpaid, and they get to exercise their little baby cop brains onto an actual captive audience. they take bribes and favors constantly, and can actually get away with murder.

diet is 1 can of arizona green tea, 1 tin of sardines, half a thing of instant coffee, any bread. im not doing great but ill also live forever

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

DO IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

TRANS RIGHT'S ARE HUMAN RIGHT'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

You don’t say.

me: hey Iowan politicians, how's it going? Iowan politicians:

looking at an innocent newborn and deciding to name it Markwayne

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

I really don’t think people understand how common this is lol. Millions of piss bottles line the walls of American real estate and that’s beautiful to me

Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll shoot you in the fucking face if you don’t cheer them on while they’re doing it.

this is actually much more important video

every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead

fuck the nyt first venezuela now this bullshit