Let it never again be said that a woman with no real reporting experience who fell for a Twitter account called "Official Antifa" cannot be the head of a huge news organization

A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity

Circumcised Husband (Taylor's Version)

good things still exist

when the discourse is taylor swift but you have been a certified hater since before 1989 and a charli xcx fan since icona pop:

I love going to the grocery store and spending $80 on a bunch of bullshit I hate

With news that Bari Weiss is going to be the new EIC at CBS News, I wanted to reup this piece I wrote 6 years ago about how she and Bret Stephens helped turn NYT into a moral panic factory www.mediamatters.org/new-york-tim...

New Season Of ‘Monster’ To Focus On Barista Who Made Ryan Murphy’s Drink Wrong https://theonion.com/new-season-of-monster-to-focus-on-barista-who-made-ryan-murphys-drink-wrong/

what a time to be alive (derogatory)

I could be wrong and I definitely am but I’m pretty sure that in my lifetime the government has shut down 750 times

told my sons (2) that the united states of america currently doesn't have a functioning federal government. one of them said "uhh and we are surprised... why? with the dang cheeto in the white house?" currently have him trapped in the icebox until the priest gets here

I literally have seen someone posting on Twitter a version of Hamilton where Scarlett Johansson is in it. On top of this likely costing OpenAI a dollar a second to generate, they are potentially going to get sued into a fine paste by multiple different parties

intellectual diversideez nuts

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

Stephen Miller Builds Windowless, Soundproof Shed On White House Lawn

y'all, in ezra klein's defense, he has a teeny tiny dog brain

from the latest print edition of ‘The Onion’

"'It’s kind of like how everyone wants their house to look like HGTV...A lot of people say they want a name that’s unique or individual. But, when it comes right down to it, they really don’t.'" I may have made a mistake reading this www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/b...

everyone knows when ameila earhart flew her plane to epstein island but not why

me when my Tactical Skintight Denim malfunctions and i dwop my wittle gun :(

/to the tune of "Buffalo Soldier" Michelob Ultra

I'm sorry to break this to you Zoomers but based on my interactions with you, you're just Long Millenials

love seeing hacks like @atrupar.com get the recognition they deserve for posting talk show clips non stop and the obligatory paywalled no previews newsletter. now that's✨Independent Journalism✨

me playing civ 6:

guy at the 7/11 got raptured so they opened late :(

tucker carlson being absolutely bugfuck insane but also rich enough to still be on tv is truly a blessing

Comedy's legal again, T.

the dude who got hepatitis from shooting heroin on a pile of animal corpses knows the true dark secrets of tylenol

me, immediately before launching into an absolute banger ramble about pre snap motion

genuinely upsetting to hear how many people subscribe(d) to disney+

FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!

behold: our advertising company has built a pedophilia machine

this exists it is called thinking

me spreading misinformation: holy shit did you hear charlie sheen killed a guy last week

Liberals say that Trump's assault on free speech is a clear threat to our democracy. They're wrong—it's a clear threat to our republic.

Me having conversations with liberals

dating apps should just make men list their top 5 podcasts

Incredible achievement that the one price that the Trump administration has brought down notably is "cocaine."

cant believe that this is the first-ever time that liberalism has been ill-equipped to stand up to fascism. crazy stuff that nobody could have predicted