EW. No.

kill and i cannot stress this enough yourself

Happy April 28 to all who celebrate!

Lmao

sʎɐpᴉloH ʎddɐH

It's crazy that Ed Balls day falls on Mussolini day this year

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

I've Seen Footage

"Bluesky is radicalizing left liberals! The shooter followed Will Stancil! A phone stopped the-" You snap out of your daydream. The ocean booms and cracks on the sides of the H.M.S. Victory as you make your way towards the fateful Cape Trafalgar; faintly you hear Lord Nelson give the order.

Reminder if you are not gnostic do not say Neon Genesis Evangelion

2025: Everything's computer 2026: Everything's ballroom 2027: ?

Once again, this is how you get adventurism

this is what you want to see when you watch a movie

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'This guy should be beaten to death with baseball bats' aftermath.site/mlb-slugfest-c...

You’re laughing. Our obese stupid senile pedophile president is trying to barricade himself in his winter palace after sinking the nation into an empire shattering conflict he cannot win and you’re laughing.

PEAK! PEAK! PEAK!

RIP Herman Melville you would have loved Jimmy Buffett

Trump: you're a disgrace, a really nasty person Reporter: [nods] Trump: we're gonna put people like you in an very bad place Reporter: [nods] Trump: dark and some are saying deadly Reporter: [nods] Trump: bad things will happen there and maybe they should Headline: Trump Unveils New Media Strategy

I want cis Americans to sit uncomfortably with the fact that most of these restrictions were ushered in through the liberal act of "just asking questions" about trans people.

LAWYER: The shooter shared your post: “Bugs Bunny is a two-pump chump. I’d show Lola how to smash ‘Animal Style!’” What did you mean by that? ME: That Bugs Bunny cums fast. LAWYER: He lacks sexual prowess? ME: Yes. LAWYER: Did you consider that posting something this inflammatory might be dangerous?

Oh, won’t ye pull for your duff, my lads—such a sog! such a sogger! Don’t ye love sperm?

Alex Jones is absolutely not equipped to go up against Tim Heidecker. This is a true coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb scenario.

I think I'm gonna reorganize my living room today

Where the hell do they keep finding all these Skarsgårds?

Tim Heidecker, the man that you are…

November 13 On one hand: Whoopi Goldberg and Gerard Butler! On the other: Jimmy Kimmel and Merrick Garland...

what if i fucking kill you

Lol, lmao

Making sure your soldiers are sick and hungry is a great way to win wars. Sun Tzu wrote that, I assume, haven't read the book.

We need to stop them immediately

john wick stairs

Very funny that we had the weed style of company in the aughts talking about “don’t be evil” and “we are ohana” and now we have the cocaine style of company talking about “Nazis get a bad rap”

It was 80º two days ago and today I had to scrape ice off my windshield

It's so crazy that 4/20 falls on Friday the 13th this year

Danhausen's face in the new RLM video

Are we SURE that Jordan Peterson isn't a Great Unclean One?

I didn't like Kash Patel until I found out he was getting blackout drunk on the job all the time

man, what are we doing here?

I hope they send JD out on another quest soon

We should have never doubted this man

trying to post through it rn

Crazy how there's always exactly the right number of Dems ready to vote with the Republicans on things like this

The prophecy cannot be stopped