a song about how to enjoy fireworks by carter vail

the Bombadil posting will continue until morale improves

Might fuck around and celebrate the great satan's birthday by going down to a baseball game and eating a hot dogs and a beers

If nothing else I hope someone makes a Death of Stalin-style comedy about the end of the American empire

YOU - “I'd like to dedicate this song to my partner, Kim Kitsuragi.” (Nod to the lieutenant.) KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant doesn't say anything, but gives you a quick smile, before turning away. COMPOSURE - He's incapable of blushing, but if he weren't -- he'd blush.

She's fallen victim to the ultimate betrayal (annual vet checkup)

Happy “liberal arts professor helps save the Union” day to all who celebrate

The most obvi- Oh for heaven's sake. Just stay away from lighthouses, okay?

very cool to do this while digital storage costs about $1,000,000 per gigabyte

nancy you have to stop. You lollipop too tough. Your swag too different. Your sluggo is too bad. they’ll kill you

It's so goddamn hot and humid my poor cat is completely melted to the ground

Loki rolling up with some new bullshit

They made EVA-01 into a baseball field

seems bad

that is NOT Super Sonic!

Ashsplaining

It's too hot

losing at all costs. they're ready to scuttle the entire party before letting 1 democratic socialist win a seat

Oh, he fully just doesn't know what health insurance is

851,000 shells fired off in a 40 minute show averages out to over 350 shells per second

New Hellraiser script leaked:

Not even 10am and it's already 85º with 80% humidity

I'm a simple man, I see Willem Dafoe playing a weird little freak in a Robert Eggers movie and I WILL be seated

MJF DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE SOCIOPOLITICAL COMMENTARY OF METAL GEAR SOLID 2

The right: actual demons are persecuting us, we need to impregnate as many teenage girls as we can about this demonic threat Normal people: what the fuck Centrist dems: give us between $5 and $50 to find the middle position between you and my esteemed colleague on the other side of the aisle.

What if the Omelas child had bad vibes?

Men, what's stopping you from dressing like this?

I, for one, DO trust and support bisexual women in all their actions

ngl, all this is just making me want Culvers

Kat Abughazaleh, who claims to be poor, posted yesterday about buying fast-casual shrimp twice in a day.

Happy #PrideMonth! Enjoy a Tesla getting smashed by a light rail train with a pride flag.

No, what happened was the religious right in the US, after losing on Obergefell v. Hodges, immediately changed tactics. They held huge conferences outlining their plans to roll back LGBT rights as whole by targeting trans people. They didn't skip a beat. We aren't to blame for our own oppression.

I wish there was way to just pop into a doctor's office and be like "hey, should I be worried about this?"

that's what happens when your goose is only valued at 71

they're really going all in on the pure gutter racism. I feel like we're on track to a US politician saying the n-word on tv before the year is out

Remember the "ATM hack" which turned out to just be check fraud?

Can I bend the rules and say both of them?

We wanted to understand why a Jewish candidate defeated another Jewish candidate in one of America's most Jewish congressional districts. So we talked to three Evangelical Christians at a gun show in northern Idaho.

We used to make real goddamn movies

Sam Raimi didn't strap a Super 8 camera to a 2x4 so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

Good morning

My lobster too buttery, it's destroying America

holy SHIT!!!

seems bad