These things were the best idc

@johndemarsico.bsky.social just announced on Twitter that he he is no longer directing games for SNY. Most devastating loss of the offseason by far!

From @dszymborski.fangraphs.com, on Mets fandom. Too real so real. “Annotators of doomed worlds.”

OOMF NOOOO

saw a person with a sign which just said "18 USC 871"

look at this DUMB PIECE OF SHIT asking other people for ADVICE about how to HAVE FUN WITH HIS CHILD

Philosopher Helen De Cruz has died.

Forgot that I got a picture of this the other day, the charger rental you can only rent chargers from if your phone is already charged. I hate this thing so much

The shinkansen has more frequent service than the Chicago L

Haskell loves you too, little lesbian!

the ROI I’ve gotten this season from believing in Brett Baty is VERY high

HASSAN: What is habeas corpus? NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country HASSAN: That's incorrect

Bondi declares war on the courts: "What has happened to our judiciary is beyond me ... they are deranged ... we are sending a very strong message today ... we will come after you and we will prosecute you. We will find you."

ugh

You can tell this guy owns the Mets because even when he celebrates a great run, he’s still like “Now remember everyone, this isn’t going to last, so let’s enjoy it while we can before reality punks us again!”

i cannot tell if these people are human

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@kavi.bsky.social the uni gc is in disarray over todays juxtastat

The CS job market is going well 🙃

Got autistic enemies call that Special Ops

@benstiller.redhour.com still not over the severance finale, thanks for making such an amazing show, made my entire month!!! And LFG Knicks

this felt important

this particular situation is really hard to eyeball, but i generally think cracking down on this shit aggressively is the best policy, and i struggle to think of a clear rule that would properly protect against this type of content while still allowing this video

Pls dont hit the threshold bsw and fdp I have a country riding on this

Anyone who removes the skin on salmon is dead to me, best part

The custody battle over Ashley St. Clair's and Elon's kid has me asking: why do people keep fucking elon musk like is it the money? or is it weird, social Darwinian race science beliefs about his genes?

colored in this old comic cuz i think its funy. credit @poofeline.bsky.social for the punchline

Pls don’t hit the threshold BSW and FDP I have 10 dollars riding on this

In honor of tonight's SNL 50th anniversary special, here's the open to the November 8, 1986 episode. It was taped on October 25, 1986 but pre-empted because a certain team won a certain World Series game really late that night on NBC. "But it won't, so I'm keeping it."

JD Vance will really be like "you believe in loving thy neighbor? That pales in comparison to my strategy, loving my family first" and then not love his family.

i think people are dooming WAY too much on the durability of trumps popularity. republicans are going to try and pass medicaid cuts in the very near future. trump will continue to cause visible chaos. the agenda is very right wing. you just have to wait

Are there any nyc ppl here say hi some time

Hiii chat gm

Meanwhile in Atlanta: 1) What we voted on 8+ years ago 2) Watered down upon approval 3) Where we are today: -0 HCT projects completed -0 infill stations funded -1 BRT route under construction -2 LRT adjusted to BRT -2 different mayors balking @ BeltLine rail Incompetence.

I get really tired of both leftists saying liberals - all of them, not just a particular set of electeds - all suck, and liberals saying leftists all suck. Big Tent, Popular Front, or GFTOH

THREAD: In 2023, I received an envelope with no return address. Inside was a flash drive containing tens of 1000s of secret files. It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.

My job on the anarchist commune would be creating a police state to ensure nobody sets up a food delivery service

Your feed has been visited by Jaw Worm.

Happy decongestion day to all who celebrate

Citizen is one of the worst apps ever made

Literally the emails I get

Sorry to everyone involved but I don't believe in MMT and thus think that the Federal Reserve, and not fiscal policymakers, are in charge of reducing inflation. It was Powell's error!

i also believe this is an under discussed aspect of the ukraine invasion. putin really thought he was gonna get greeted as a liberator

thinking about how america did actually have a historical figure who did, in fact, firebomb the walmart

NO DONT SAY THIS NOOOOOOOOOO

i get that this is a pretty good comparison but what happened in south korea was also vastly worse than january 6th