Someone should teach LSU’s defense about angles.

Tired: starving yourself to fit western beauty standards Wired: getting shredded Inspired: getting shredded to bash the fash

One of my favourite things is when a conventionally attractive women is a grade A weirdo. You had options and you chose goblin mode. Obsessed.

One of the narrow roads in the tiny hilltop village of Saint Paul de Vence in France. #Photography #BlueSkyArtShow #TheRoad #EastCoastKin

They should invent a person who doesn’t let you down.

If “the boss” means trump then she should make sure that chair is professionally disinfected 🤢

General officers are being brought together suddenly next week not to be consulted, and not to be informed of anything urgent or important, but to be used as props for Trump's and Hegseth's propaganda. How do they feel about this? They or their former colleagues and their friends should let us know.

CRUSH HASHANAH

Holy shit the cops thought the 2024 mass shooting referenced in the last image was a shooting dude was threatening to commit, you do not picture cops being stupid enough

it’s straightforwardly racism

I'm so excited for the rapture to happen next week or whatever. Imagine what it will do to the housing market

Strange, the bully is kicking my ass even though I've been telling everyone how much I respect him. Maybe he hasn't heard

Desperate Housewives could never happen today because everyone on Wisteria Lane would have Ring cameras.

YOUNGHOE KOO SENDS HIS REGRETS

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

A 42-year-old man died in ICE custody yesterday on Long Island, in Nassau County, where Bruce Blakeman gave ICE 50 local jail cells to hold detainees. The man's name and cause of death not released yet. He was found not breathing, police said. www.newsday.com/long-island/...

I just can’t believe these crazy old guys (COGs) are allowed to burn the world down. They should be in a senior living facility yelling at the TV with the other old people- not controlling the actual networks. They don’t actually have any power. They can barely think and move around!

It is pathetic that these companies and universities expect to be the singular exception in human history to capitulate to a tyrant ONCE and then be left in peace forever. You’re either a mark or you’re not.

Journeys end in lovers meeting

Anyone who smokes cigarettes prior to exercising is NOT to be trusted.

“YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!” bitch i wasn’t trying to

Hell yeah Jenna Ortega

Weaponizing stupidity,

Hey man, stop being weird

Seems like all the maga ppl have had so much pent up rage and angst over the recent Epstein stuff that they had to unleash it ASAP and CK getting popped allowed them to collectively rage out. There is no way this big gummed troll meant so much to so many people.

IT IS THE THIRD FULL SATURDAY OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL, HAVE A GOOD ONE!

now that they have a guy in custody that isn't the evil gay abortion loving democrat they were initially blaming, it is important that you not forgot who your friends, family and colleagues showed themselves to be this week

the media rush to canonize charlie kirk is legitimately maybe one of the weirdest things of this nature i have ever seen in my life

Someone get Col Ludlow outta there

shout out to all the trans folks who just have to pretend everything is normal at work

Just like my nonna always used to say: “Nipotino, what is the use in taking Russian bribes if you aren’t around to spend it.”

Okay I believe in all conspiracies now.

I am a broke, miserable, overworked American who can't afford to see a dentist You are a European with free healthcare, social housing and 200 paid sick days a year I will kill you if you try to take the $20 in my wallet

you were right about poison oak

It’s so hot but my dog won’t stay off of my lap. In a few days a maintenance worker will find us on the couch together like Vesuvius victims in Pompeii.

This page is a safe space for crab rangoon and Pedro Pascal lovers

“Enigmas never age” is a super weird thing to say. Rearrange the letters and you get…

And yeah, I'm never going to make my peace with having to think about how to "sneak" vaccines because someone who looks like somebody made a scarecrow made out of slaughterhouse floor leavings and who eats beef tallow out of the jar while staring at children in airports says I can't.

“Maximum STDs - not legal BAC. Violent misogyny, not functional democracy. We’re gonna raise up traitors. Not just grifters.”

Frankly, I have seen enough. Secretary Kennedy should be fired immediately. He's destroying the agency responsible for keeping diseases (like measles and Ebola) under control. This is deadly serious.

AOC: If anybody says “this isn’t fair, I'm gonna have to divest all my stocks if I run for congress” maybe you should stay home.

It is pathetic that these companies and universities expect to be the singular exception in human history to capitulate to a tyrant ONCE and then be left in peace forever. You’re either a mark or you’re not.

everyone get some rest so we can have energy for tomorrow’s horrors

It’s giving choose your own adventure bridal party.

Troops on the sideline hits different this season

long weekend at bernie's

Need a drink. 🙃

we must protect our artisanal small batch landlords!!!!

Men, I never need or want your shitty lifting advice. So jot that down.