Just wait: Tylenol's gonna pay Trump $10M, and he's gonna come out next week saying that actually it's Advil that causes autism.

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

regardless of the details I think it’s important to spin the Kimmel thing as a win Trump is weak, he’s unpopular, he massively overreached and inspired enough of a revolt that Disney had to backtrack immediately he wants to paint himself as an all-powerful dictator, paint him as a loser who sucks

we have gone from a world in which we were told not to cite wikipedia because it was unreliable to a world where wikipedia might be the only reliable source left on the internet and we all owe a lot to the pedantic nerds who got us there

It strikes me that quite a lot of people knew for the last year that the guy running our horrific deportation squads took a bag with $50k in cash from undercover FBI agents investigating corruption, and it didn’t get out until now.

😕 💵

It really is like Nixon live blogging Watergate and the journalism establishment saying eh, what can you do

Remember when Pam Bondi said this

Lindsey Halligan is a 2013 law grad, an insurance lawyer, who acted as Trump's personal lawyer for several years and is now tasked with bringing the Smithsonian into ideological compliance. In the context of the Trump Administration this makes her well qualified to be US Attorney.

Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work https://theonion.com/relaxing-tea-better-fucking-work-1819579209/

He’s a vengeful God.

I would call this “consciousness of guilt” in an eventual domestic trial or international war crimes tribunal.

Illegal, vulgar, crass, and narcissistic all at once.

This is wildly illegal and he has no authority to do this

Pulte’s pursuit of Cook has had a lot of unintended consequences.

This is criminal :

Guys thank you for allowing me to fly you to my private island. Have fun but please respect my boundaries vis a vis minors trafficking. That’s just for me, sorry. Help yourself to ANYTHING in the fridge tho

On the plus side, a bunch of people on the left who have not yet grasped it are about to viscerally understand why some of us, despite despising bigots to our very core, keep insisting that allowing the government to prosecute "hate speech" would be a bad idea.

Journalists kept asking: “If Trump’s policies are so bad, why is the data holding up?” My answer: patience, grasshopper. Four months later, the slowdown is here.

south korea is reacting to its citizens being illegally detained and tortured the way i thought other countries would react to its citizens being illegally detained and tortured

one of the clearest signs you're dealing with a strong and principled political movement is when they want to make it illegal to make fun of them

Man you are really gonna have to choose between “remake the military in the image of tier-one operators” and “bounce everyone with a fucked up sense of humor”

I'm glad we are continuing to responsibly turn the temperature down by blasting the personal information of random waitresses out to millions of people.

Peter: Rabbi, what should we do for the least among us? Jesus: Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them.

"So we beat on, boats against the cheesecake, borne back ceaselessly into the past"

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

We’re frogs in the pot about this, I think. We’re so hardened to eliminationist, fascist rhetoric from the right that it hardly makes a dent when a prominent host on a major network suggests exterminating a large group of people. But he did. And nobody on modern Right gives a shit.

We need to pass common sense gun reform in Charlie Kirk's honor. Even one death from these dangerous bolt action rifles too many to tolerate.

Let me get this straight: Pulte‘s family committed mortgage fraud but Cook didn’t? And his family only got caught because Pulte falsely accused Cook? The writers have outdone themselves this season.

Pro tip to Laura Loomer who deleted this: The Internet is written in indelible ink.

laura loomer is dumb as a sack of rocks and she can see the pattern but not understand why everyone else is shutting up bsky.app/profile/chro...

Huh an awful lot of rhetoric shifted from Old Testament to New Testament over the past few hours

man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger

If the Kirk killer turns out to be a Groyper, as now seems likely (and was always a very good possibility), can we impeach Donald Trump for hanging out with Nick Fuentes and helping to get Kirk killed?

I really do think this is an example of political leadership, grassroots opposition, and the law all converging in a place that made moving on Chicago impossible. I’ll add, it would be very embarrassing for the president (1) to follow the law and the Guard do nothing (2) be rejected by grand jurors.

come again

“.. Their roundup and the .. video showing some Korean workers shackled with chains around their hands, ankles and waists have caused public outrage and a sense of betrayal in South Korea, a key U.S. ally.” @apnews.com #Hyundai apnews.com/article/sout...

This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did

Never forget.

- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

I wrote about what I think is a genuinely revealing document of elite depravity and impunity. It is shocking and sickening. But it's also a crucial moment. We're about to see what happens when conspiracy theorists actually get what they asked for but it turns out not to be what they want.

@lastpositivist.bsky.social I feel like there is a joke here: “With authoritarianism we were promised sexy murder poets and instead we got incompetent bureaucrats.”

It probably is incompetence, but we should sink a Russian frigate anyway to send a message.

Koreans on temporary visas building a battery factory in the United States? That's your ICE raid?! Does your tariff policy know about your immigration policy? www.nytimes.com/2025/09/05/u... (Gift)

The Administration has uncovered absolutely incontrovertible evidence that a macroeconomist who was asked to give macroeconomic advice, responded by giving macroeconomic advice, while owning a house.

The relentless dishonesty is revealing. This was a meeting of the *academic advisory council* of the Chicago Fed. Think: Nerds around a conference table. No, academics don't set rates. No, the Chicago Fed doesn't set rates. No, the Chicago Fed President didn't even vote on rates that year.

ME, IN TEARS: you can't just say every single part of a computer system is a file UNIX, POINTING AT THE MOUSE: file