Imagine wanting to live anywhere else. I could never! 🦅

"Following startup best practices and to get our product to market faster, we’re releasing a minimum viable product that removes nearly all of the details customers typically associate with a peace agreement."

Even fascism is no match for the All-Conquering Power and Holy Terror of the Soul-Destroyer, the Word that Breaks Wills and Slows Time — the Environmental Impact Statement.

Reading the School Board meeting action item descriptions, Montessori school-landlord relationship seems like, not good. For a 250 kid school, 750K in unexplained debt seems pretty bad for students and not great for taxpayers

The deal between the United States & Iran underscores what we already knew: The Iran war was a huge blunder from the start & we are worse off as a result. But one thing worse than this deal is not ending this stupid war.

i love that vance is like if you flipped the polarity on the most obnoxiously woke millennial imaginable

Step Twelve: If the enemy blocks a waterway, block their blockade. Uno Reverse is the most powerful card in the deck.

Stunning stat from the Pew survey on AI: 1 in 5 adults under 30 say they get emotional support from chatbots 20% of adults under 30! I think it’s fair to describe as a crisis. www.pewresearch.org/internet/202...

New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

Someone on here had their students write a paper using Claude and then read them all to the class so they could see how blandly similar they all were

>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses

this may well be the defining joke of our era theonion.com/guy-who-suck...

youre not going to believe this but the dumb assholes we put in charge have fucked everything up

I will be playing Kneecap's Get yer Brits Out on repeat. I am not a good business person.

If Jalen Brunson played soccer he’d fake his own death at least once a game

Thousands gather at a peaceful anti-racism rally in Belfast as the crowd chants, "Refugees are welcome here”🙏

This is the World Cup content I'm here for.

Adam Thiel is actually working in Philadelphia again

Ireland is a great nation and the scumbag loyalists attacking migrants really do not represent it

“never root for a European team against a non-Global North team” World Cup rule is suspended for Switzerland vs Qatar because like c’mon

Expanded SEPTA bus service could bring thousands of new riders to the transit agency.

Shut the fuck up and make the biscuits and seafood you dull motherfucker.

Dave Eggers, on NPR's Wildcard with Rachel Martin: www.npr.org/2026/06/11/n...

That’s a wrap on season 10 at SLA-MS and my 19th year in the SDP. What a ride

A large pot sits in plain sight. There’s a frog in it. Every day, Leader announces his plans to boil the frog. His campaign slogan was “BOIL THAT FROG.” A man stirs the pot with a large stick. “It’s a metaphor,” he says. The frog is sweating.

People have got to go to jail for this war. Both political and military leadership.

hell yeah septa this is very cool

the cars don't drive themselves and we're still nowhere near Mars, but you can't question Elon Musk's ability to deliver screwworms and racial violence

I’m in a virtual state mandated principal leadership training, three dudes have sleeveless shirts on

Recall that “you’re not allowed” doesn’t mean you will be jailed or sued or prohibited; it means that other people will exercise their First Amendment rights in response to yours, to express their views and defend their neighbors. But that violates Free Speech Culture.

"I have never been shackled by 'facts.' The truth is, at best, inconvenient and, at worst, a threat to my bottom line. I have always believed it is the job of the news to write a rough draft of history—and then redline that draft until it fits my personal worldview."

Some heroes don't wear capes

I think that if you understand what’s happening here as “none of us have a clue what we’re doing but we’ve bought these magic beans off a wizard and we’re quite optimistic” then that will cover you for most of the ensuing outcomes.

A literacy crisis means people are struggling to UNDERSTAND what they are reading, not that people can't necessarily read.

I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take

Ahem.

this is exactly why the internet was created

I just can’t over writing a commentary, of all things, with generative AI. Opinion is not about an absolute truth, it’s about *your* view! That’s the value! Plus, if you feel you are struggling to put sentence together — the piece is too long! That is a big part of the value of writing.

If the new money Council appropriated isn’t going to positions, every cent needs to go to facilities, which frankly is where the Covid money should have gone in the first place

You can talk Wemby and Brunson but all I have to say is Christopher Sanchez.

City Council members erupted Wednesday after a Parker administration official testified the mayor opposes legislation to extend death benefits to the families of first responders who die by suicide.

Yesterday, the IDF seized 4 students from their homes in the West Bank, including 20-year-old American, Sama Safi. The Israeli govt didn’t tell her family or the U.S. Embassy where or why she was being taken & is holding her without charges. America must secure her release NOW.

alriiiight 16 shirts until we hit 500, this is good. You get a shirt yet?

Random thought, who remembers Mr. Lif’s “Madness in a Cup”?

The biggest downside of the Padres DFA'ing Nick Castellanos is that if It Happens during the 2026 baseball season, it now seems extraordinarily unlikely that a Castellanos home run will serve as the Glorious Happening's harbinger. But maybe Joc Pederson could fill in, I figure?