todays scene redraw - #ofmdart

Hey but look. You have less money in your pocket but at least the acolyte didn’t get a second season

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

It's a shame more white men over 35 aren't yelling at them then. Get to work.

Okay folks, exciting news - my little OFMD print fundraiser is live!! I'm running a small print fundraiser to help my 12 year old nephew get to go on a school trip - more info below <3 Please note that I rarely sell prints, so this is your chance! ko-fi.com/s/8bed46a3f0 #OFMDart #OFMD

I need a workshop on writing the smut. Which one of you is going to run one? I make a complete mess of it, every attempt.

saint of emesis harrowhark nonagesimus you are so dear to me #tltspoilers #thelockedtomb #tltfanart

And excuse me..how fucking hot is Jim ?! Awwooga 🎉 #ofmd

THE REVENGE COULD ACTUALLY SAIL, HOW COOL IS THAT #OFMD #BOF2

I still can’t believe I got to be in the room where it happened 🥹 #LongLiveOFMD

Haaaa will there ever be a day when hearing The Chain on the bar music doesn't transform me into another human like some Manchurian Candidate shit #OFMD

Next up: Taika Waititi as Blackbeard in Our Flag Means Death. Some rando told me this looked like Black Karl Marx and I’ve never been able to unsee it 😹 9/?

365 days of #OFMD reviews. Day 340 "If you want top notch quality, kindness, fantastic storylines, amazing representation and believable, sensitively written romance then this is the show for you."

[has one drink] so izzy hands

I hope to see Arthur, the horse with kind eyes, in more OFMD fics and art this year. He deserves it. Jeffery Fettering's horse deserves the honor too.

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

it’s called blackbeard’s bar and grill. and other delicacies. and delights. and fishing equipment.

Happy New Year's Adam to all who celebrate.

Part of me wants the heated rivalry hyperfixation to grip me because I've never been in a fandom at like Peak Hype. But then I see the cast photos where they're posed all sexy in their leather and I'm just "look at the babyyyy with his sexy little eyebrows. what a handsome young man"

2025 in OFMD art, inspired by some incredible writers, collaborators and causes: pirates eight ways + one pinky touch 💜

Mild discomfort that one person I have a crush on is upset that the person they have a crush on is going home with someone else, but if monogamy had wages, this would be a really good example.

I’m going to watch Heated Rivalry at some point. And I’m sure I’ll love it. And its success can only be a good thing. BUT GODDAMNIT HBOMAX GIVE US OUR GAY PIRATE SHOW BACK.

Them. Always. #OurFlagMeansDeath

Hey, you there in the ofmd fandom, yes you. I love you. Ok carry on.

Day 175 of notifying @taskmaster.tv that Nathan Foad would like to be on the show! @alexhorne.bsky.social... 👀

Reminder: women's hockey ☺️

My brain, trying to convince me that I don't have any real friends:

"porn's going back underground" "we're going back to cash" "we're going to crypto" "we're gonna mail print only" how about instead of saying funny shit online you call your reps and speak up for us so we don't have to do this

asking is tough, but i'm hanging on by a thread, my housing situation is imploding, and i'm struggling to afford groceries/meds/etc 😓 if anyone is able to contribute, every little bit would be a huge help to this queer trans person rn 🫂🫶 ko-fi.com/patcheschance

Hesitant but hopeful #OurFlagMeansDeath #SaveOFMD

🚨 OFMD BSKY EXCLUSIVE FRENCHIE FRIDAY DEAL 💰 BUY TWO HALVES OF A PYRAMID, GET THE THIRD HALF FREE 💸 ACT FAST TO CLAIM THIS LIGHTNING MCQUEEN NEED FOR SPEED DISCOUNT BEFORE TIME RUNS OUT ⏰ TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY 📄 DELIVERY VIA PRINCE AZI’S PERSONAL COURIER GUARANTEED WITHIN 1717 HUMAN YEARS 🔒

I am very late to the #gachiakuta party, but I have decided to contribute anyhow

Me, yelling at the tv: "I know you're not dead, get your ass out here!" The tv, yelling back:

“you’ll be visited by three spirits” {art by @cutetanuki-chan.bsky.social}

Conrad's Pirating days as the Kraken's first mate, plus his MSQ journey to Kugane Audio is from episode 1 + 2 of OFMD #conradxiv

There is something so very Seattle about having to specify in a rejection text not that you're currently in a relationship, but that you're currently in a closed relationship.

I just want them back. #OurFlagMeansDeath

am i doing this meme right

The only thing getting me through this work day is Lady Gaga - Judas on repeat, but changing every instance of 'holy' to 'horny'

It’s “Merry Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence Screaming Day”, NOT “Happy Holidays!”

Our dates are officially CONFIRMED, deposit paid! Make your plans! We'll be screening both seasons of OFMD over two days at The Grand Cinema in Tacoma, WA. MARCH 9-10, 2026 (that's the Monday and Tuesday after ECCC) 8AM-1PM Suggested cost per person: $35 (covers both days) More info 👇

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

you must remember that they might NOT be giants either

okay, i'll play

one flesh one end bitch

“Number 6 is a gentleman from Mauritania” - never thought I’d hear that on an American TV show❤️🙏🏾 Or poulet yassa🍗 #Pluribus #VinceGilligan #AppleTV

🤨 we still not coming in so you're going to resort to psychological torture to the employees? Make it make sense

You know what would really sooth our souls right about now? Season three of the hit tv show Our Flag Means Death

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

Thinking of all my trans siblings tonight who have had to endure months and months of hand-wringing over our lives being, supposedly, a dealbreaker for voters.