every so often i will sit and think to myself “wow” “bakugo lazarus’d himself bc izuku needed him” “he literally came back to life because izuku could not be two places at once” “and then they, without speaking, saved the world together”

(that tiktok voice) oh NICE, RON >:(

got so many black clothes for xmas!! so many things i can mix and match!! IM SO HAPPY!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

they kissed btw it was adorable myrna spotted them through the door and shouted “GET SOME, FRUITCAKE”

a reminder: if you have money for gifts and drinks, you have money for a rideshare home. please don’t ruin someone’s holiday or life by driving drunk/high. be safe and happy holidays, folks. 💖

i am god’s strongest, sexiest, and smartest soldier bc i went to the asian supermarket just now and 1. was in and out in 30 mins AND 2. scored half a duck before a wave of people got to it

#hucklerobby gmorning, whitaker is practicing how to be casual in the mirror before his shift bc there is a small sprig of mistletoe in the break room and he will be DAMNED if he doesn’t end the day underneath it with robby (robby is at home doing the same thing) (santos and dana are exhausted)

A controversial news segment that was abruptly pulled from the television show "60 Minutes," appears to have been leaked online this week after the last minute decision to pull the story exploded into public debate about journalistic independence. https://to.pbs.org/4j8L3bY

an unreliable employee called out sick yet again which ROYALLY fucks up my doctor’s day and my mother has informed me my father plans on inviting his biological mother to xmas eve if you need me, i will be binge-eating edibles on my off-hours

!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social: is.gd/paU8Ko (It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)

The fact that this government gives billions to ranchers and farmers is another reason why it's an insult that this government is also reducing the wages of farm workers to put more money in the pockets of ranchers and not in the pockets of farm workers. #WeFeedYou

update: MULTIPLE TEETH EXTRACTED WITH AT LEAST ONE MOLAR HAHAHAHAHA HE’S GONNA BE IN RECOVERY FOR AT LEAST 18 MONTHS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hi im about to Sportsball on main but THAT FINAL CALL FOR THE STEELERS-LIONS GAME WAS B U L L S H I T WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKIN FACEMASK, HUH

“60 Minutes” abruptly dropped a segment about Trump deportees sent to a megaprison in El Salvador Sunday — two hours before it was set to air

okie we now have THREE planned cosplays for ECCC thursday: (tbd) friday: okarun from DANDADAN (w/ FdJ as Momo? maybe?) saturday: jean jacket from NOPE sunday: (spoilers 💖) as soon as the clock hits 12am on jan 1, it’s GO TIME BABEY

j*ke p*ul got his shit rocked so hard i could estimate the amount of money he’s about to drop on dental work 4+ root canals with pricing similar to the seattle area is about $3k/tooth (and that’s IF he doesn’t need crowns), $40k for fixing his jaw that will likely require them to wire his jaw shut

BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.

since i’m nothing if not topical, here’s one of my favorites that i ever wrote: my hockey sluts 💖 archiveofourown.org/works/419937...

just got done having dinner with my best friend stood on the platform of cap hill waiting for my train on the mezzanine is a man playing “right here waiting” by richard marks on sax and to my right is a person playing a SICK beat on a drum kit and idk man i’m feeling very Happy to be alive

fiancé de joe surprised me with not one but TWO ornaments from the wonderful @avian-aves.bsky.social !! they’re both so cute 😭💖

Update: The Trump administration Thursday proposed two rules targeting hospitals that treat transgender children and youth using Medicare and Medicaid as the lever. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too.

greetings snippet!!

greetings sister de joe got hitched this year and i poached a few flowers from her bridal bouquet the day after before her mother in law (we don’t like her) nabbed it so!! behold!! one of her (sister de joe) xmas gifts!!

disclaimer: im a trans man but. do we think. siren singing. works on trans men.

BREAKING: The House of Representatives passed a bill that would criminalize gender-affirming care for transgender youth under 18 and put doctors in prison for providing this care. This bill is an unjustifiable threat to the well-being of trans youth and their families. The Senate must reject it.

okay hi im back on this the reason why this is so impressive is bc she was only made to pull 14 knots at top speed anything higher would have done irreparable damage to her boilers and yet they still did it risking being dead in the water for the chance at rescuing at least one person

not to brag or nothing but *someone* had an ultra powerful mini-flashlight in his bag and lit the way for his patients and coworkers when the power went out bc of the weather 😌

BREAKING: The House of Representatives just passed a bill that would subject immigrant children to invasive bodily searches and keep them in detention instead of releasing them to their families. The Senate must vote no on this horrific bill.

got thru my first listen of “fairytale of new york” for the holiday season without crying, pls clap

This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites. The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.

THE PASSENGERS WERE THROWING THEIR LUGGAGE OFF THE SIDE OF THE SHIP TO LESSEN THE WEIGHT OF THE SHIP AND INCREASE THEIR SPEED THEY WORKED WITH THE STAFF TO BATCH MAKE SOUP AND TEA TO WARM THE SURVIVORS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING ABOUT HUMANS IS OUR DETERMINATION TO BEAT SEEMINGLY INSURMOUNTABLE ODDS

its that time of the month where i cry over the rms carpathia she pulled *SEVENTEEN KNOTS* to save the survivors, y’all

#mhaspoilers no one talk to me rn (marked as suggestive for spoilers)

ICYMI 💖

#hucklerobby jk i meant today ANYWHO next chapter of “running for running’s sake” is up!! link: archiveofourown.org/works/748658...

U.S. District Judge Paula Xinis in Maryland ordered Immigration and Customs Enforcement to let Kilmar Abrego Garcia go immediately, writing that federal authorities had detained him again after his return to the United States without any legal basis. https://to.pbs.org/4pzlTG8

hi, new chapter once i’m off work, love ya mean it 💖

day 11,774 of being a certified man-hater bc what do you m e a n i have to be nice to Hot Doctor (misnomer) when he complains about the music for the 79th time this week

MY DOCTOR BLORBOS ARE BACK ON 1/8

#hucklerobby happy sunday, whitaker’s been singing “delta dawn” off and on all morning and accidentally pointed at robby when he sang “prettiest woman you ever laid eyes on”, and princess and perlah have made a pact with santos to never let him forget it

saw the fnaf2 movie it was terrible and i loved every minute of it

The Trump administration has ordered at least 20 strikes on boats near Venezuela, killing over 85 people. These strikes are patently unlawful — just like Secretary Hegseth’s alleged order on September 2 to kill any survivors. Killing people with no due process is murder. Full stop.

Anti-abortion groups are pushing to ban abortion coverage for anyone who gets tax credits to pay for health insurance through the Affordable Care Act. If Congress caves, this would be the first federal ban on private insurance coverage of abortion, and could push care out of reach for millions.

we are Lizard Blink high rn so it’s a miracle i can form a thought but in a stunning moment of clarity i just thought “hucklerobby rugby au” and now im Vibrating

happy monday!! have a snippet for chapter 3 of “running for running’s sake”, my #hucklerobby au 💖

"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo

begging my fellow latinx to get our shit together and talk to our families bc why am i finding out like a decade’s worth of new info in a short phone call with my mom now that an uncle’s dead???

happy sunday, folks 💖 chapter 2 of my #hucklerobby country AU is up!! link: archiveofourown.org/works/748658...

nothing like the universal experience of trying to furtively like some NSFW art on public transit but the respective app keeps refreshing or moving the post down so you accidentally keep pressing on it instead of liking and scrolling im not panicking, who’s panicking, not me

i found my white whale at the thrift today three words: all leather poncho