'Hackney only wants the Toffees'. Should we be signing a player with such a startling lack of ambition???

Perhaps a long shot! But does anyone know any of the people in these prints? I’d like to send them to them, as I have no use for keeping them. All photographed by me at Goodison Park 💙 Thank you 🙏🏻

@franticplanet.bsky.social Have you seen what has appeared? - www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzfF...

I do wish people would be fewer pedantic.

It’s all kicking off in Richmond.

#Everton BlueSky WC26 Bracket Challenge Won’t be watching any games - so this diesnt require attention of #FantasyFootball. Pick winners in group and knock-out stages. Set and forget. #WorldCup #football play.fifa.com/bracket-pred...

Few of you following this dick Blues, get him blocked

"Oh, you like 'girl power'? Well, replace 'girl' with 'white'. Not so woke now, is it?"

Any "Scouser." Liverpool fan, or Everton fan who's voted for this horrible fucking gobshite, hang your head in shame. Your either a racist or a gullible dopey twat. Probably both. Fuck off & support Chelsea you fucking helmet🖕🖕🖕

Yup. Your job as regular person is not to parse whether particular policies are 'realistic' or 'possible.' You are supposed to actually demand what you need to live a dignified life.

Today is my birthday, and thanks to Clatterbridge I get to celebrate a few more. As a way to wish me happy birthday, i'd like you to all share this. Ive over 1000 followers and if you all share it could make a huge difference. If i can get 500 people to donate just £1, it would make an impact.Thanks

Literally no reason why 'Stadium Safety Exercise' can't be renamed as Operation Goodison.

You can't even do Star Wars anagrams these days because of ewok.

It has been a bloody tricky few weeks. Yesterday was a big step on my journey... I wonder where I'm going. open.substack.com/pub/thebenef...

was once New Amsterdam.

Huge news from the top journalist

Yer ma after a glass of Pinot

I hope you are sitting down for this one... open.substack.com/pub/thebenef...

Don't read this if you are hungry. Or do, I'm not your real Dad thebenefitoflikingthings.substack.com/p/the-benefi...

Been thinking about this one for a few days... see you in the comments! thebenefitoflikingthings.substack.com/p/the-benefi...

Happy Four Year Anniversary to these lads 🫡

Beloved at both Everton and Arsenal, the late, great Kevin Campbell is remembered in today’s programme where there is also a section on work being done by the Kevin Campbell Foundation 💙❤️

It’s the 75th anniversary of a man in Dundee called David Law creating the “world’s wildest boy”, who lived in the pages of The Beano, and later that same year acquired a stripy jumper which he never again took off – and in 1968 got a dog as disciplined as its owner: Gnasher 🧵

I have a theory. It all started when we were kids... and it's Inspector Gadget's fault. open.substack.com/pub/thebenef...

Funny.

Thanks to everyone that wishes me a Happy Birthday last week. Now, let's talk about Death open.substack.com/pub/thebenef...

45 today. For the past few weeks, I've been writing every Friday. It would be a lovely birthday present if you gave it a read. If you like it, maybe you could subscribe (for free) or share with a friend you think might like it? Thanks, love you! thebenefitoflikingthings.substack.com

45 today. For the past few weeks, I've been writing every Friday. It would be a lovely birthday present if you gave it a read. If you like it, maybe you could subscribe (for free) or share with a friend you think might like it? Thanks, love you! thebenefitoflikingthings.substack.com

That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.

I’m starting to think “home” isn’t a place — it’s a feeling you spend your life quietly chasing Wrote about belonging, nostalgia, and the strange comfort of familiar voices this week. If you fancy a read: thebenefitoflikingthings.substack.com/p/the-benefi...

James Van Der Beek, who has been battling cancer, has died. He was 48. Per TMZ.

The Grandstand vidiprinter is a time machine. That sound and I’m back at my Nan’s on a Saturday afternoon waiting for the Everton score What does that for you? I thought I was writing about Lego this week, but I was writing about nostalgia. thebenefitoflikingthings.substack.com/p/the-benefi...

This week I set myself an impossible task - open.substack.com/pub/thebenef... starring @greenparty.org.uk @weratedogs.com @smoshgames.bsky.social @zackpolanski.bsky.social

Getting my bet for Monday sorted far too early

thebenefitoflikingthings.substack.com/p/the-benefi... It's been a week since I last wrote a thing, so I wrote another thing. Shares, Feedback and Suggestions are all appreciated

Top of the table!

Just a month ago the UK agreed to a deal in which the NHS has to pay £3bn a year more for US drugs. The only thing we got was an agreement the UK would face no tariffs. Today that deal has been broken by the USA. The deal must be torn up and no money stolen from the NHS.

Incredible piece of Search Engine Optimisation

10 Years ago today, I had a mental breakdown. Today I wrote this: open.substack.com/pub/thebenef... I'd love it if you give it a read.

this is how I found out

Have we signed anyone yet? #Everton #Fume

Walkers Crisps (and many other brands) go out of date on a Saturday.

The ratio of day to night capsules in Lemsip is all off. When I'm ill I want to curl up in bed and sleep, not pump myself full of caffeine.

COMPETITION TIME! To say thank you for the orders I’ll give away one of my 2026 Nerdlingers calendars. To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner on Monday 1pm. My shop www.infinitebacon.com 20% OFF Black Friday deal on prints with the code BF20

[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]

📱Idrissa Gueye’s latest Instagram story post apologising for his red card