“We have caught and compromised to a permanent end Ian Watkins”

Dead nonce Dead nonce He's a dead nonce He used to be well famous but now someone's stabbed him in the bonce

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

If there's nothing on telly...

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

you come to me, on this, the 21st night of september, and you ask me if i remember

What a day this was... I also got married.

This is pretty great. A 1976 TV for Schools 'History' programme that is all about Everton. Lovely bit of business youtu.be/IaEmxXh6wlI?...

Everton's sensational Anfield derby win will be marked by a nationwide sounding of sirens at 3pm. Please stand ready to play Z Cars immediately afterwards 🫡

COMPETITION TIME! These are two A3 prints I’m not happy selling for various reasons. Rather than throw them away you can win one (First place picks) If you’d like the chance to win a print then please RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner Friday 1pm My shop www.infinitebacon.com GOOD LUCK!

starmer reshuffling his cabinet on transfer deadline day raises the very real possibility of manchester united paying £65m to sign yvette cooper

Man United spent over £200 million on transfers this window with the signings of Cunha, Mbuemo and Šeško. They were just knocked out of the Carabao Cup by fourth division side Grimsby Town.

Now *that* is fucking funny.

If I was Manchester United I would simply not implode spectacularly for the amusement of others

Been doing a bit of what I like to think of as “fatty maths” if I’m getting chocolate I can get two wispas because they’re half bubbles.

Is that ball-boy a dead ringer for Howard Kendall or what? #UTFT

This. A thousand times this.

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Gazpacho is one of the main revenge dishes.

“We’re just going to apologise for the language by the US President, there.”

COMPETITION TIME! I’m going to give away these two test prints. A3 Vader to 1st place, A5 U-wing to the second. To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick 2 random winners on Sat 31st 6pm. Please do visit my shop www.infinitebacon.com thank you and good luck!

I am absolutely horrified by the scenes in Liverpool. My thoughts are with everybody affected. Liverpool will always hold a special place in my heart — it is a city of unique strength, spirit and unity. Tonight and always, you’ll never walk alone.

Friends stranded in Liverpool now being taken in and given accommodation by other friends etc . City pulling together like it usually does ❤️

Sharing…. following the incident in Liverpool City Centre this evening, if anyone is stranded in town, Wallasey based J&K Travel is running a shuttle service to the Wirral. The collection point is on the cobbled street outside Liverpool Museum

Merseyside Police: "We would ask people not to speculate on circumstances around tonight's incident... We can confirm that the man detained is a 53 year old white male from the Liverpool area" (BBC Radio Merseyside)

Absolutely incredible coverage by @giuliabould.bsky.social and Paul Salt on BBC Radio Merseyside this evening. I can't imagine how hard it is for them to go from such a celebration to this. Truly local radio, with truly local knowledge is essential.

Liverpool on it tonight. And every night.

🚨 Everton have finished 13th in the Premier League as a result of Palace beating Wolves 4-2. They cannot now be caught by Wolves. They also cant finish any higher, so Sunday’s game is now a free hit for Moyes. Everton earn £24.9m in PL prize money, an increase of £8m on last season. Well done Moyes!

Just need Palace to beat Wolves and we can go into the final game in 13th with nothing to lose

Forest are up at West Ham. If it stays like that, the lowest we can finish is 14th.

Looks like this link is working - www.youtube.com/live/-WK5J8T...

Bellow is absolutely shit at this. Big clipboard of notes....

TNT have deleted this now. Don't know what the fuck is going on.

Michael Keane to score a 30 yard thundercunt into the Gwladys to etch his name in Evertons history.

'And that's when Man United were a good team'. Pelters from Big Dunc

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🚨 As well as on TNT Sports, the Goodison Farewell Ceremony is also streaming live for free on YouTube from 2:15pm: www.youtube.com/live/01LswpN...

You've got to be fucking kidding me

The last five times a new Pope has been elected, Everton have finished in the top five that year or the season after… 2013 - 5th, record Prem points 2005 - 4th 1978 - 4th 1978 - 3rd 1963 - 1st Other years a Pope was elected… 1939 - 1st 1914/15 - 1st And, of course, 1878 🔵

white smoke emanates from a wetherspoons indicating that a new archbishop of banterbury has been appointed

If you are looking for something to entertain the kids (or yourselves) for 5 minutes this long weekend, can I ask you to consider this? Mavis is a resident at the care home my wife works at, she is a lovely lady and she has no family to help her celebrate turning 103 next week.

Get well soon @nevillesouthall.bsky.social, hope you are back on your feet soon

He is gonna accidentally kill the pope or set fire to the sistine chapel or something

Autism isn’t an epidemic. It's not a disease. It’s a natural variation in how people think…which, frankly, is a relief in a world where most people don't think at all.