Highlights from this morning at Portsmouth Museum include this wonderful ancient Cypriot pig rattle. Head to my instagram to see the pig in action!

Really looking forward to this. London friends, please come and see me.

Across the galleries on my website are some nice unsold original arts. It would be a very helpful time for someone to take the art buying leap. The leap of being amazing and having amazing taste. Or just share this post x www.chloecumming.com

Doctor: Verdun? Patient: We're not, I can still feel it in there

Grover

I will do and put new stuff up soon. And try to continue to be good in all the ways I can. Sales always welcome. Quite welcome.

Bollards save lives AND bring immense joy and happiness to the world. #WorldBollardAssociation

Ah, as with “Cleopatra was ACKTUALLY Greek” tantrums, bros suddenly care passionately about casting a performer from (checks notes) modern Turkey. That is where Troy was located. Funny how this was never an issue when a blonde Italian was cast as Helen way back when. She wasn’t Turkish either.

Now here's a thing! Just spotted the MK Gallery (Milton Keynes to the initiated) have a Euan Uglow exhibition coming up: Euan Uglow: An Arc from the Eye Saturday 14 February – Sunday 31 May 2026. Not to be missed, I feel.

Haven't written one of these in a while! sillylittlewalk.substack.com/p/i-go-on-a-...

Animalgesics. #art #pills #moles

.esrever ni gnihtyreve gniod er'ew os yaD drawkcaB lanoitaN si yadoT #NationalBackwardDay ⏪️

Ferbruary #oldknees

Mayhaps I can wuffle you a morsel of purest art

Aztec Camera played the Royal Court in Liverpool on 28 January 1988. A new line-up and popstar status, but the "reckless romance" was still there. My Melody Maker review is now on Substack. pennykiley.substack.com/p/aztec-came...

Ooh...just discovered @robertafidora.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy is bridged to Bluesky...

Happy Friday everyone! MB3 will be playing a co-headline show with John McKay's Reactor (Yay! We get to play with another Banshees ledge!) at Bush Hall in London on Friday 19 June. Tix on sale now! www.seetickets.com/event/john-m...

THE DAY IS HERE! The Keynote is done! The songs are rehearsed! I need to buy some false eyelashes coz I forgot mine but I know it's possible to get some. You'll be able to buy on the door but the ticket link is below too. Omg WAIT til you see my dress. THANK YOU!

A toilet made of lines that are trying to speak

Monkey and rabbit man god (drawing)

Did you know, I have a whole little gallery of ambulance art for sale. I started doing them in March 2020. The last two here are newly added. They feature a clown and a rainbow. www.chloecumming.com/ambulances-new

recorded a Windows 95 full disk defrag to soothe your timeline.

Oh our Minneapolis, I hear your voice Singing through the bloody mist We’ll take our stand for this land And the stranger in our midst Directed by Thom Zimny Edited by Thom Zimny and Samuel Shapiro Production Footage: Pam Springsteen and Thom Zimny

‪Barry Keoghan is "Clouseau disguise Ringo". This was pointed out by the eagle-eyed @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social‬ and @frankshallot.bsky.social

I’ve put these three wee beasts on my website as originals for sale, if anyone might wish to snap them up. www.chloecumming.com (Dove in ‘Doves’ section) www.chloecumming.com/doves-1

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Having a little lull so not very confident about these posts buuuuuut I think my art is good and maybe someone would like to buy it/support its continuation. There’s hopefully something good about that. www.chloecumming.com

DOJO - IN THE POCKET No AI No Click Track Just pure Groove Friday’s 16:00 GMT follow on INSTAGRAM (Link in Bio)

Day two of the ‘songs as old romance comics’ series - The Beach Boys’ God Only Knows. Limited edition prints available over on my website.

Snazzy Dove in a storm

Face of a Fox 1

Face of a Fox 2

Last year I started a Valentine’s themed series inspired by old vintage, romance comics. I had loads of fun doing them so have drawn a few more and decided to make it an annual thing. I’ll be posting the new ones, as well as some of last year’s, over the next couple of weeks.

Finished some madcap zany drawings today

Alternative names for hands: Sleeve udders Flailing cuff rakes The parson’s pasties The “prawn chorus” Mrs. Phalanges’ disgrace The Feet of The North™

He was bound to drop that scarf in some time zone or other.

Ooooo I’m a ghost and I say softly but persuasively, repost this post cos it has a liiiink

Ah. Good morning to everyone but especially to my favourite Badly Drawn Wolf

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

If you like compact handmade original art that’s busting out with actualness, maybe I can be of service www.chloecumming.com

Please have a little l👀k in my shoppe if you need a Valentine item🫀 hellohalloweeno.etsy.com

A seller on Amazon to avoid if you're getting books. Unbound did authors & readers dirty, with royalties never paid &, unless I'm mixing them up with one of the other ghastly publishers, preorders never delivered. Treat their editions like they're coverless & stolen unless direct from the author.

Because things are so depressing thought we could all do with hearing this again. Piss myself laughing every time. #Worammuh youtu.be/7OViejutf60?...