Haggis talk is at an all time high

Hang on. Sainsbury's doesn't sell rabbits? #chasanddave

I suppose it might sound like that. yes. bon https://youtu.be/L2plIAAbo_8

hat

Time goes slower at work. This time yesterday it was 4:30pm

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Skip Intro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oisxEU212mY&feature=youtu.be

I'm driving away from home after Christmas https://youtu.be/MYtYDRCYkJ8?si=m_Hlaof27av8S1HT

Start December loving chocolate. End December sick of it. Thank you advent calendar

Stonehinge

A giraffe trying to flick a peanut into its mouth

Advent calendar door location blindness is a thing with me. Why can't they just be in order? It would be no good for postman

If Ruby Wax was a block of flats

Coughy / Coffee

Pinch-zoom doesn't work on the Argos catalogue. Fml

The hosts of “I’m a celebrity …” if they were two sticks of celery

which one is correct ?

Don't read this too closely. I've got a cold Maybe I should have put the second part first Hashtag: Live and learn

My least favourite music genre is : Silent movie piano soundtrack

David Bowie's trousers inflate whenever they sense danger

I've put the pumpkins in the loft, ready for next year

Job application covering letter: My brain is 80% Simpsons series 1 to 10 quotes and 18% Beatles facts, leaving 2% for day to day tasks, including work and any planning for the future

3 more prisoners released from prism by mistake

woooOOOOOOooo

Andrew talk is at an all time high

Christmas seems to come earlier every year, but this year it's in December, as usual

Big shout out to anyone who just saw a knitwear advert featuring Will Mellor from Hollyoaks

Brighstone Wilberforce hall diorama highlights

The Traitors if they were Potatoes

Weather warning, my foot

Big shout out to everyone who thought it was Thursday