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“I watched him die… then I watched them maneuver his body like a rag doll— only to discover it was because they wanted to count the bullet wounds and see how many they ‘got’, like he was a deer.”

Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days. His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.

The fact that a Democrat has never been head of the FBI in its entire history rivals the fact that liberals have not had a SCOTUS majority in 56 years as the most bonkers statistic in 🇺🇸 politics

Currently working on one of my favorite pieces ever: The Hater’s Guide To Oracle. This company is so stupid and Larry Ellison has bet the farm on OpenAI having $300 billion to give it over five years. Larry Ellison is H.R. Geiger’s Jerry Stiller and he’s rigged his company to blow

Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning

Kash Patel today: "You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want." Kash Patel in 2021: "This is what Fight with Kash is for. We will help Kyle Rittenhouse."

A Tale of Two Americans: one, drives from out of state and fatally shoots two unarmed protestors. The second, an ICU nurse and resident of Minnesota, also has a gun, but does not use it before he is shot dead by federal agents. The first is lauded by the right-wing; the second is vilified. 'merica.

Bondi's letter—essentially offering to stop attacking and murdering citizens in Minnesota in exchange for the state's voter rolls—shows what Trump, Miller et al. are really after: They want to fuck with the nation's elections so that they never have to cede power or answer for their crimes.

Check out the latest edition of my @financialtimes.com newsletter (1/2) How one year of ‘America First’ has left workers behind: as.ft.com/r/888fc154-4...

‪Ken Vogel‬: The Winklevoss twins: ▶️gave $1M+ each to a Trump cmte in 2024 ▶️donated to the WH ballroom ▶️backed a crypto firm co-founded by Eric Trump ▶️were founding members of Don Jr.'s private club The SEC dismisses the case against the twins' crypto exchange, per a filing made public on Friday.

Their names were literally Pretti and Good. The universe is not being subtle about who the good guys are.

Before joining the Veterans Administration, Alex Pretti did medical research to help treat cancer. His work is published in medical journals.

I wonder how many people need to get killed in the street by masked agents of the state before conservatives stop pretending that they’re being oppressed by the existence of HR departments bsky.app/profile/shar...

A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

Alex Pretti, by accounts of people who knew him, was as kind and compassionate a human as any of us can ever strive to be. One of the best of us. His last act, trying to help a woman pushed to the ground. Tonight, honor a good man 🕯️ Then, onward on a path to hold all those responsible, accountable.

Even the NRA is not having it. Bill Essayli is the makebelieve US Attorney for LA, who was already DQed by a judge.

I spent the last year writing a book about the ridiculous demands of what it means to be masculine. But a guy who takes care of people who served our country, asks a woman “are you ok?” When she is in distress and looks out for his vulnerable neighbors seems like a pretty good role model for a man.

Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is

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Just a lake chiming in here, but this guy clearly doesn’t know the difference between weather and climate 🌊🌊

They are never, ever going to win in Minnesota.

COLBERT, on the so-called “Board of Peace”: “.. Paying a billion dollars to obey Donald Trump seems a little steep. After all, CBS got to do it for just 16 million." @latenightercom.bsky.social #$PSKY

“They call me daddy… they love daddy”. What kind of sick freak uses language like that, unless of course they’ve said it repeatedly, to, I don’t know, young girls? youtu.be/VwHaP8p4QBI

I need a cigarette…. And i don't even smoke. Holy hell what gaslighting

Jim Jordan has never passed the bar exam. The fact that he serves as Chair of the House Judiciary Committee tells you everything about how seriously today’s Republican Party takes its responsibility for legal oversight.

ICE says it detains the "worst of the worst." Meet Liam Ramos, age 5.

Apps for boycotting American products surge to the top of the Danish App Store

Greenland’s Reddit moderator tells Americans to stop flooding thread with apologies

If you live in the Cities, an easy way to help immigrant families in hiding is: laundry! Laundromats are ICE magnets, so people without washers need help. The People’s Laundry will drop off laundry to your door to wash and dry and pick up a few days later: thepeopleslaundrympls.com/volunteer/

Never in my most cynical dreams did I imagine so many people willing to sell out their own country for money, attention, clout, out of spite, ignorance or hate. That will remain the most heartbreaking part of this ordeal. America is such a beautiful idea. We are becoming unworthy of it.

Pew Research Institute (2023): • Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants • Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants • Blue State Minnesota has 130,000. And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration." It's *not* about immigration.

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In case you are wondering things are going great in the Federal Bureau of Prisons

ICE officer David Courvelle, 56, entered a guilty plea to charges of repeatedly sexually abusing a prisoner at a Louisiana ICE detention camp. www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

The insurrection act was always the end goal - I’ve been talking about this for months. He’s been trying to find a city that would push back enough to give him a (flimsy) excuse to do it

His 6 month old stopped breathing! HIS SIX MONTH OLD STOPPED BREATHING! A father was getting his kids out of the neighborhood because it was unsafe & ICE threw flash bangs & tear gas at his car with children & a baby inside! His 6 month old stopped breathing & all the children were hospitalized!

It’s so cute watching these football schools trying to keep up with MSU in Basketball 😂.

Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG... www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...

Kristi Noem: “We can't trust our government anymore.” Dana Bash: “You are the government.” Kristi Noem: “Yes, that’s what I’m saying.”

Kamlager-Dove: Nobody said that about the January 6ers, did they? So, they didn’t comply. You know what they got for not complying with the law? A pardon from Trump. And dozens of them have gone out to commit additional crimes. So, I am so sick of the hypocrisy and the bullshit.

WELKER: Do you bear any responsibility to bring down the temperature? FREY: Of course. But I dropped an F bomb and they killed somebody. I think the killing somebody is the inflammatory element here and not the F bomb.

BREAKING: Staggering scenes as brave Iranians stand up to their illegitimate government in Tehran... um, hang on, I'm being told this is actually Minneapolis. Forget I said anything...

A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you." The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?" "Learned what?" she asks Then he knocks her phone out of her hand

Yes, it is beyond insanity. Luckily, the American people aren’t buying it.

What in the actual cartoon is this??

Editorial in the National Catholic Reporter: "The vice president's comments justifying the death of Renee Good are a moral stain on the collective witness of our Catholic faith. His repeated attempts to blame Good for her own death are fundamentally incompatible with the Gospel."